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apropos of nothing

I live Santa Clara, California – not far from where I was born. I work in IT and make a lot of photos. I'm Jewish. My dream vacation involves sitting at a sidewalk cafe for hours, sipping coffee.

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I've created some postcards and now they're just laying around my house. If you send me your address, you will

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Every once in a while I update my ultimate list of the best

storytelling video games

Does it bug anyone else that in English

it's called Saturday

the brandensite is a vanity project where I collect all of things I've put onto the internet in a big, fat glorification of myself. I've maintained this monument to arrogance in one form or another since I was thirteen years old in 1995. This is my social media.

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The Albany Bulb 2025 Nov 10   boomcalifornia.org
A spit of landfill sticks out into the San Francisco bay from the small city of Albany, and emergent peninsula built on what is literally trash.
Along the shoreline an iron samurai wields a sword and a fifteen-foot-tall woman reaches to the sky with a beseeching gesture. Her windswept hair is made of branches, her skirts of twisted tin. Painted gargoyle faces stick their tongues out at you from truck-sized pieces of concrete. Tibetan prayer flags flutter in the distance. You can hear the tinkling and squeaking of kinetic scrap metal sculptures spinning in the breeze.
That's so cyberpunk.

My Truck Desk 2025 Nov 6   theparisreview.org
Where is your cloistered writing sanctuary?

When Stick Figures Fought 2025 Nov 6   animationobsessive.substack.com
Linked is a reminiscence about an era of Internet culture history that I'd lived through but since forgot – stick figure death theater.

The Pyramids are a concert venue? 2025 Nov 3   djmag.com
A real thing that is actually happening, "in the wake of multiple major music events at the pyramids" attended by over 15,000 people:
The Egyptian Center for Economic and Social Rights (ECESR) has filed a lawsuit calling for the suspension of large-scale music events at the Pyramids of Giza. ... the lawsuit claims that loud parties, lasers, and heavy stage setups threaten the integrity of the 4,500-year-old monuments ... It also alleges that vibrations from the powerful sound systems are “capable of destabilising the ancient stone structures” while laser lighting rigs fail to comply with international standards for “illumination at heritage sites.”
The accompanying photo is incredible.

Big analysis of small talk: phatic expressions 2025 Nov 1   semanticsofscience.wixsite.com
The structure of language is amazingly full of nuance. When what you're saying isn't as important as how you're saying it, that's what linguist called a phatic expression.
In essence, a phatic expression is any communication whose pragmatic meaning far overshadows its semantic meaning. More than anything, phatic expressions are used to open up channels of communication and social interaction, rarely to actually communicate the literal meaning of what is being spoken. In other words, its primary function is not to actually communicate information but to communicate a feeling.

"have to" 2025 Nov 1   englishclub.com
My latest obnoxious pondering into the English language concerns the short phrase have to, a version of must with a little bit more impersonality to it. But nuance between have to, must, mustn't, and can't aside (which the linked content delves thoroughly through) what I find particularly fascinating is that it's the unique combination of words have to that together make a new meaning Beyond fat of the phtase's individual words, with the whole expression adding up to more than the sum of its parts. I'm sure there's many other English phrases with similar stories, but I don't know the name of the phenomenon to search it out.


Raised panels 2025 Oct 24   youtube.com
This YouTube video delves into one of those little architectural detail things that are ubiquitous in western culture but that I've never spared even the slightest thought for. Basically, it's fascinatingly nerdy, something right up my alley. Well worth the 8-ish minutes.

Large letters in the Torah 2025 Oct 22   sofer.co.uk
Why are some letters in the Torah written larger than others? This sofer catalogues and indexes all of the examples he can find, tying them back to their scribal or Kabalistic or otherwise unknown origins.

Slim's closed 2025 Oct 19   datebook.sfchronicle.com
This happened back in 2020, so I'm late to the news, but iconic music joint Slim's in San Francisco closed after more than 30 years and 10,000 bands. I've seen a few great shows there, so I'm sad to see it go.

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I make a lot of photos

I love photography. I love learning about photography and making my own photos. I share my new photos on Flickr almost every day, and I have a photo portfolio website. I will talk about photography at the slightest provocation. This website is one such provocation. Beware all ye who dare:

nobody cares what music you listen to

My recent favorite musical artists are VNV Nation, The Decemberists, Röyksopp, mind.in.a.box, Project Pitchfork, purity ring, genCAB, The National, Jon Hopkins, and Rotersand.

I obsess over an extensive, curated, eclectic and growing library of music which is meaningful to me. I put the library metadata online (not the music) and it consists of 18,273 tracks from 2,215 albums from 897 musical artists. Since February 2006, the library has logged 533,864 track plays, or a total time I've spent listening to music:

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