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2024

Romanian court cancels election results 2024 Dec 6
Hot on the heels of whatever breach of democracy is going on in South Korea, the Romanian Supreme Court has canceled the first round of their presidential election after it just took place, accusing the winner of achieving victory using underhanded tactics. Which, to be fair, the winner was an unknown TikToker with no political party affiliation and a strange dislike of NATO and like of Russia and squiffy finances, so maybe the courts have a point there. But still, that the outgoing prime minister gave a speech to Romania's NATO allies saying "our democracy is 100% fine here and running completely normally with business as usual, we double-plus promise you" wasn't terribly reassuring.
South Korea's Yoon declares martial law 2024 Dec 3
In case we want to watch a democracy be threatened in real-time, we have South Korea's president Yoon who today, in sight of very low approval numbers and against the condemnation of even his own party, did some minor coup-ing by declaring martial law. His justifications are patently thin – claiming his opposite has partnered with North Korea. But the military got in line, moving to suspend parliament. It's a mess.

Unsurprising update: parliament has now voted that this declaration of martial law is illegal and the military should leave them alone and also that President Yoon is a jerk.
Open Letter to President Trump 2024 Nov 15
I wholeheartedly agree with and have added my name to the letter to President Trump written by Rabbi Rick Jacobs and the Union for Reform Judaism over which he presides and of which I am a member:
Dear President Trump,

I hope and pray that in your next term in office, you will be a president for all Americans, advancing the principles of democracy, justice, and commitment to rule of law that have been sources of strength for our nation throughout its history.

As an American and a Reform Jew, I am committed to the protection of the orphan, the widow, and the stranger. I will support any serious effort by your administration to combat antisemitism, and I will champion a strong U.S.-Israel relationship that fosters democracy in and security for the Jewish state and demands the rights, well-being, and national aspirations of Palestinian civilians in Gaza and the West Bank are upheld.

At the same time, I will join in fierce opposition to any further efforts to eviscerate reproductive rights, to target the safety and rights of the LGBTQ+ community, to harm communities of Color, or to undermine the health of our air, water, and land. I will join in defense of the security of immigrants and the right to claim asylum. I will vehemently oppose the weaponization of political power against individuals and institutions that are core to our democracy, including the courts and the press. And above all, I urge an end to the repeated demeaning of women, the use of hateful language against those who hold different views, and the persistent coarsening of our political culture.

We are all made more whole when we treat others with the respect every human being deserves. Please, help heal the wounds our nation bears and govern as a president for all Americans.
Why America is in such a mess 2024 Nov 13
Excerpts from a July 2022 The Sunday Times article written by the Oxford scholar who directs their America Institute:
None of us have seen the United States as divided and distressed as it is now.

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Watch the talk shows and listen to people in the streets: both sides genuinely believe that if the other wins, everything they hold dear will be destroyed.

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And while division is now more serious than for decades, a longer historical perspective suggests that extreme polarisation is not the exception in American politics but the norm.

Until the 1950s, the Supreme Court allowed states huge latitude to evade constitutional provisions which, on parchment at least, guaranteed equal rights to all citizens. The so-called “Jim Crow” apartheid laws in the South meant that, for people of colour at least, travelling across state lines meant moving into dramatically different legal regimes. Maintaining racial segregation required authoritarian government including a heavily armed police and equally heavy restrictions on freedom of speech and private life. Policing sexual politics was an essential part of the system.

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And then there was the actual Civil War of the 1860s, a conflict in which three-quarters of a million people died (in proportional terms the equivalent of about seven million today). Over the century and a half since the South was defeated in that war, a huge amount of emotional and literary effort has been expended on making the case that the war was a tragic accident, which somehow brought the country together, that despite taking up arms against the government the white South were somehow still fighting for American values.

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Perhaps the harsh truth is that the United States has always been a nation divided by a common flag.

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But if they share a reverence for their Revolution, Americans have never agreed on what it means. Did the rebellious colonists of 1776 create a republic dedicated to the radical idea of human equality? Or did they create a fundamentally conservative republic, shaped by Christian values? ... The most dangerous moments in US politics have been fights over who is “really” an American.

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But even as Washington retired to his wife and slaves in Mount Vernon, bitter partisanship convulsed the republic, and it did so for the same basic reason that it does today—partisans genuinely believed only they were true patriots and that their opponents were enemies of the republic. If that’s what you think, naturally you will do anything to win, including, if necessary, overturning election results that don’t go your way.

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The United States has prospered, despite its divisions and institutional sclerosis, because – most of the time — it has given well-founded hope of prosperity to ordinary people. If that proves no longer to be true, then the game may finally be up.
Darién Gap 2024 Nov 11
Speaking of dying in Panama, the Darién Gap – that inhospitable, entirely undeveloped stretch of dense tropical rainforest-covered mountains outside the reach of civilization that separate Central America from South – had a record 520,000 people cross through it last year, more than double 2022 numbers and up from only 24,000 in 2019. The reasons for this are many, but two large ones are the 7 million people fleeing Venezuela and those, oddly, fleeing China. Them, plus others seeking refuge in North America, are forced through this lawless region where all the horrific things you expect to happen in a lawless place are taking place.
Who knows what really happened to Robert A Levinson? 2024 Oct 30
Robert A. Levinson was working for the CIA, supposedly investigating cigarette smuggling, when he disappeared on the resort island of Kish off the coast of Iran. Not a CIA agent, but a retired FBI special agent working a contract for the CIA which the agency paid his family $2.5m/yr to keep quiet about, Levinson's death remains merely speculation at this time based on his age and the length of his captivity.

A US judge ordered Iran to pay $1.45bn in penalty for his kidnapping, which Iran has not, as far as I can tell, done. In March 2020 the Iranian foreign minister said "According to authentic evidence, the person had left the Iranian soil for an unknown destination years ago."

Cases like this expose weird rough edges of statecraft, such as that when Obama's team negotiated a nuclear deal with Iran in 2016 in exchange for some other hostages, Levinson's name was not mentioned. Was this a tacit and unofficial way of acknowledging his death?

There remains to this day a $5m reward for information leading to his return.
Why are clocks in India thirty minutes off? 2024 Oct 25
Non-integer timezones aren't unheard of, but all of India being on India Standard Time five-and-a-half hours ahead of UTC is certainly the largest example. How this happened is steeped, apparently, in the history of Britain's colonial past, the East India Company which dominated affairs on the subcontinent during the dawn of timezones, and the railroads which dominated affairs in the East India Company's administration. Why India has stayed on this unusual timezone, well, that's because it's become something of a national pride. There was a proposal recently to add a second timezone to India, however. It stemmed from those in India's far east having clocks that don't closely match the rise and fall of the sun. The proposed solution was to introduce a second timezone which was UTC+6.5.

It was shot down for "strategic reasons."
Is Trump a Fascist? 2024 Oct 25
Yes.

But Dr. Bret Devereaux (a history professor) over at ACOUP wanted to be a little more academic about the question, so he brought in Merriam-Webster's and Umberto Eco's definitions of fascism and compared them against what Trump has done and said. The Professor's conclusion: Yes, Trump is a fascist.

I love Devereaux's writing in general, and this piece in particular. It's his closing remarks urging people to not vote for Trump (a rare blatant political opinion from a Military History blog) I find the most worth echoing here:
For conservatives, appalled by what your party has become, I understand if you cannot vote for Kamala Harris, with whom you disagree so strongly, though I would note fellow citizens every bit as conservative as you have found it in them to do so simply to take a stand against what Trump has become and while Trump has promised to use the military against his political opponents, Harris has promised to put Republicans in her cabinet. But if you absolutely cannot stand to vote for a Democrat, write in a name, leave the top of the ballot blank. But do not sign your name to this.

Because from this point forward, you may choose to look the other way, but you can never again say that you did not know. And while right now you may have many reasons and many concerns, if you sign your name to this fascist and a fascist government takes power as a result…your many reasons will no longer matter. No one really cares what Franz von Papen or Victor Emmanuel III or NSDAP or Blocco Nazionale voters were concerned about or their pet issues. Once a fascist government took power…they were fascists.
Cats have nine lives but they don’t get involved in jungle wars in the Philippines 2024 Oct 21
Linked is a book review of a tell-all written by a former Al Qaeda-terrorist-turned-informant. The post comes from an anonymous guest author on the mostly-excellent blog Astral Codex Ten and summarizes the book's revelatory moments, which are many. Now tasked with summarizing the summary, I flounder, and instead quote wholesale what I believe to be most poignant moment:
Surprising announcement: jihadists actually believe in their religion.

I know, shocking.

But really, the writer is constantly complaining how Western analysts are always trying to understand the jihadists’ motivations and plans through their own lens: economy, strategy, nationalism, fighting against oppression. Dean claims that these all overlook a major goal that motivated him and many of his comrades: fulfilling the prophecies.
Why Diego Garcia? 2024 Oct 16
There's a tiny little scrap of dry land in the middle of the Indian Ocean named after two of the first people to report seeing it: Diego Garcia. It's an atoll a thousand miles from nowhere administered as a lingering remnant of the British Empire. Mauritius really wants Diego Garcia and the rest of the outlaying nearby atolls for itself, though, the Mauritius-ites saying they were promised the isolated atolls when they split off from the British Empire and became a country 50-someodd years ago.

So why not give Diego Garcia et al to Mauritius? Well, famous British frenemies USA! USA! USA! have built quite the military base on the island, using it for our favorite Just Superpower Things: housing all sorts of fun toys up to and including nukes. Because of course we have.

But I guess the powers that be have finally figured out a deal. As of earlier this month, after decades of bickering (including UN resolutions calling the UK a bunch of wankers for kicking out the islands' original ~1,000 inhabitants) Mauritius, the UK, and the USA have come to an agreement. Mauritius gets the Chagos Archipelago, but can't settle anyone on Diego Garcia (the biggest atoll), and the American military base gets an "initial" lease of 99 years (making this the next generation's problem).

Why do I care? Well, its interesting, in the way all edge cases are interesting. But it's also interesting in that this struggle of tiny population of Chagos Islanders versus big old mean Britain has recently adopted the narrative of colonized versus oppressors, even though (in my opinion) that's not really what happened here. The Chagos Islanders aren't exactly indigenous to the islands, having their own inhabitation of the place only date back a few hundred years, and Britain didn't exactly colonize Diego Garcia as there is no colony there, only a military base. But there's no arguing against the narrative, I suppose, and so after an increasing Mauritian PR campaign against the UK, and the UK looking for international support on its other concerns, the British Empire has peacefully surrendered one of the last remnants of its once-massive holdings.

Don't worry, though, about the Falkland Islands. Saith the Falklands governor, Alison Blake: "The UK’s unwavering commitment to defend UK sovereignty remains undiminished."
A Protest County 2024 Oct 11
Protests take many forms. But rarely, I would imagine, do protests take the form of a state legislature creating a county. Yet exactly that happened in Nevada in 1987, when the federal government planned a nuclear weapons waste dump at Yucca Mountain. Nevadans, not wanting to be the country's nuclear trash dump (understandable), used some political funny business (the legislative vote took place at 3:45am, for instance) to create a the tiny "Bullfrog County" directly around Yucca Mountain, with prohibitively high property taxes which would go directly to the state government.

Nobody actually lived in Bullfrog County, and so its county seat was placed at the far-away state capital, Carson City, and officers were appointed rather than elected, and the rules allowed a single person to sit in multiple (or all) the offices. There were no courts, no paved roads, no buildings, and almost all the land was closed to the public. And it was entirely an enclave inside Nye County. So Bullfrog County was a county like none other.

This created problems. The lack of courts created a legal paradox. As the taxes flowing directly to state government now incentivized the creation of the nuclear dump they originally sought to dissuade, there were political problems. And there were government problems, as the Department of Energy was not happy about this development (understandable) and redirected their funding to Clark County.

But mostly, Nye County residents, who existed and were not happy about this new lawless, people-less enclave popping up in their territory and potentially robbing them of the economic benefits of having a nuclear dumpster in their backyard (a federally funded nuclear dumpster, I should say), challenged Bullfrog County's very existence in court. And they were successful. The Nevada Supreme Court ruled Bullfrog County to be unconstitutional, as it had no residents and thus no representative government. And so Bullfrog County was dissolved two years after it was created, and Yucca Mountain went on to be selected as American's nuclear weapons garbage repository.

Good news, though. Due to political complications, the nuclear dump has yet to be built, and since its funding has been eliminated, maybe it never will. And so we bury our nuclear weapons trash instead two thousand feet beneath New Mexico in a salt... thing, as the Founding Fathers intended.
Nuclear waste no-go zone 2024 Sep 25
Lest you think Chernobyl-ish zones of nuclear radiation-emitting contamination are only the trappings of the Soviet Union, be aware that there's a few thousand acres just northeast of Denver, Colorado that are similarly forbidden territory. The site of a factory under control of the United States Atomic Energy Commission, they so mishandled the facility that it was eventually raided and then shut down by fellow government agency FBI. Of course this came only after numerous, numerous whistleblowers and public protests lasting decades. No accident, though, Rocky Flats contamination was criminally negligent or just straight-up deliberate, all done in the service of the Cold War and forever expanding America's arsenal of nuclear weapons. So, a real lose-lose situation.

Now it's a "nature reserve." Though, seeing as it's not safe for humans to visit, what the hell else would it be?
What do bureaucrats actually do? 2024 Sep 23
Linked is a long and interactive Washington Post article written by Michael Lewis (yes, that Michael Lewis) exploring the often-overlooked work of the massive United States federal bureaucracy. He digs deep into one particular bureaucrat, Chris Mark in the Department of Labor, who this year was up for a recognition award for work he'd done preventing fatalities in underground mining. What did Chris Mark actually do to earn this ignored award? Who is he? How does he feel about his work? What other secret superheroes lurk deep in the catacombs of bureaucracy?
What Treason Looks Like 2024 Sep 23
Los Angeles Times photographer Kent Nishimura was covering the Jan 6 protests on the ground around the Capitol building when the protests turned to riot and the rioters became insurrectionists attempting to overthrow our government. In the link is nearly 30 minutes of barely-edited GoPro footage from his helmet where you can see Nishimura working and watch the events as they unfold.
AT&T Long Lines 2024 Sep 9
How did a long distance phone call work in the era before satellites and fiber optics? AT&T Long Lines is how: a series of microwave repeaters linking together our country. And as they were built at the height of the Cold War and carried critical military information as well as regular phone calls (and television) their remnants serve as another of the many monuments left in our country to the threat of nuclear annihilation.
Did Sandia use a thermonuclear secondary in a product logo? 2024 Sep 6
The blog post is interesting in itself, but what's really fascinating about this is the person asking it. This isn't some random internet dweeb armchair expert poking at something they don't understand. Author Alex Wellerstein is a about as much an authority on this topic as a civilian can be, and since he's baffled, therefore I too am baffled.
Congress's Cold War-era nuclear hideaway 2024 Jul 31
You can't just keep your telephone infrastructure safe from nuclear attack, you've got to unfortunately keep your Congress safe, too. And that's why the Greenbrier Resort in the Allegheny Mountain town of White Sulphur Springs contains a secret 1,100-bunk wing of the hotel behind a huge blast door and buried 720 feet underground. What used to be a national secret was exposed in 1992 by an anonymous government employee and now-a-days if you go there, you can take a tour.
How to design telephone switching stations that survive a nuclear attack 2024 Jul 31
In Cheshire, Connecticut is buried underground an AT&T phone switching facility from the 1960s, with all the equipment (including toilets) mounted on springs so as to survive when the Russkies inevitably lob a nuke at America. The facility not only includes massive power generators and air filtration systems, but a suite for the survivors to live in for up to 30 days, including brand new pairs of Converse shoes so they discard their old, fallout-contaminated pairs.
The time the USA didn't bomb Sudan 2024 Jul 28
In the 1960s our wise American leaders blew to smithereens with a nuclear bomb a place called Sedan, Nevada. These manchildren posing as serious scientists claimed they wanted to see if nuclear kabooms could be used to quickly mine things, but instead proved that Americans really don't like living in huge plumes of radioactive fallout. Who coulda guessed? And there the matter lied until 2005, when a House of Representatives committee report confused the names "Sedan" and "Sudan" and talked about doing some casual nuclears over in Africa. The Sudanese noticed, and they were less than thrilled to discover that their sandy country was now being claimed as an American test site! But it was explained, it was all just a typo. "A likely story," the Sudanese said, and launched their own investigation. The results of said investigation are not mentioned in this BBC article, but one must presume that they found themselves assassinated by the CIA unable to prove anything.
Simple Sabotage Field Manual 2024 Jul 26
Quoth the CIA:
The rascally spies of OSS knew a thing or two about mischief making, especially when it came to undermining America’s enemies in World War II. One of their more imaginative ideas was to train everyday citizens in the art of simple sabotage. Thus, the “Simple Sabotage Field Manual” was born.

This previously classified booklet describes ways to train normal people to be purposely annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.
And then the manual's best guidance:
Managers and Supervisors: To lower morale and production, think of the worst boss you’ve had and act like that. Be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work. When possible, refer all matters to committees for 'further study and consideration.' Attempt to make the committees as large and bureaucratic as possible.
Turkish Drone Celebrates President of Iran Dying in Helicopter Crash 2024 May 21
So apparently... the Ebrahim Raisa, the president of Iran, and some other Iranian mucky-mucks died in a helicopter crash a couple days ago. The Iranian air force searched for the crash but could not find it, so they asked for help. The USA said no. Turkey helped, though, sending a drone over to search. However the drone's flight path was a little irregular... not only carving out a crescent and star symbol (the Ottoman emblem) over the terrain, but also making a beeline between secret Iranian military sites on its way to and from the crash. Huh.
Massive corruption conviction in Vietnam worth ~9% of GDP 2024 Apr 12
Truong My Lan has been convicted of embezzling some impossibly huge percentage of Vietnam's gross domestic product alongside 85 other prominent bankers and government officials. What is clearly internal party politics boiling over as economic news, things are shaking up in the country in a way that's easy for an outsider like myself to miss the nuance of. But as each place on Earth struggles with adapting old strongman practices into modern power structures, it's interesting to see what's the Vietnamese version.
AI-guided bombs 2024 Mar 27
This article titled "The Pentagon’s Silicon Valley Problem" talks about the relationship between the tech industry and the Department of Defense. Of course this pseudo-AI bullshit is making inroads there because if you ignore the marketing drivel as flavor-of-the-week hogwash it is other people look at you as if you're some kind of luddite, but what I find particularly frightening is the implication that people are trusting these "AI" LLMs with military decisions. Whether true or not... well, you'd hope not.
How the Pentagon Learned to Use Targeted Ads to Find Its Targets 2024 Feb 28
The short version of this article is that the government doesn't have to spy on all of us because the advertising companies already are doing that via geolocation data in phone apps, and then they sale said information to anyone, for cheap! But in my experience, I wouldn't even worry about geolocation data, since your phone location can be tracked simply by which WAPs it's near.
Do immigrants commit more crimes than natives? 2024 Feb 27
It's a Presidential election year in the US so that of course means we get to revisit, among others, a favorite talking point: filthy immigrants and all the filthy crimes those degenerates commit. But do they actually? The linked article starts with an overview of perception – what the data shows people actually think in various countries – before diving into the answer: it's complicated.

There are many aspects at play, the article points out, such as immigrants coming frequently as young men, a group which demographically is the highest percent criminal. Or the "illegal" immigrants finding their illegal status makes employment harder to find. Or that immigrants tend to be over-represented in their new country's prisons, except in the US where we love to incarcerate our own. Or how countries may shuttle asylum-seekers into less prosperous areas where crime rates are already higher.

But what about American political talking points? The article doesn't say this, but it seems clear to me from it's evidence that immigration doesn't lead to crime, but rather how their new home welcomes them. So, treat immigrants well, and remember that you were once an immigrant, too.
We Polked You in ’44. We Shall Pierce You in ’52. 2024 Jan 21
This listicle collects presidential campaign slogans which – again, who cares? – and where I'm already familiar with all the good ones. Except this one, the best one, how did I not know this? Comparing Franklin Pierce in 1852 against the popular James Polk presidency of 1844, this slogan is amazing. But now with 170+ years of hindsight, while neither is terribly famous, Polk is at least regarded by historians as a good president, where Pierce not so much.
Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit 2024 Jan 5
This was my favorite headline from 2023. The layers of irony, the absurdity, the relatability. All summed up in the quote in the article from some random internet person: “We couldn’t destroy the Taliban, but office work destroyed the Taliban."

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Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer's speech on American antisemitism 2023 Dec 6
Quoting wholly from the linked post: '“The most extreme rhetoric against Israel has emboldened antisemites who are attacking Jewish people simply because they are Jewish.” These attacks, Schumer said, conjure up the history of millennia in which Jews were slaughtered. “When Jewish people hear chants like ‘From the river to the sea,’ a founding slogan of Hamas, a terrorist group that is not shy about their goal to eradicate the Jewish people, in Israel and around the globe, we are alarmed.”'
Why did France change its regions? 2023 Dec 1
Back in 2016 France did something remarkable: it re-drew historic sub-national boundaries, reconfiguring France from 22 regions down to 13. That's unthinkable in the USA. So how and why did France do this?
Total Telephone line length by country 2023 Nov 24
The top 10 countries on this chart parallel some sort of metric crossing industrialization, population, and modernization but won't likely glean much more than an arched eyebrow from someone familiar with these places. More curiously is the bottom of the list, where Guinea – that country in West Africa with 13.5 million people living in it – appears to be the only country on the planet with no telephone lines.
China's fishing fleet may be front for international spying operation 2023 Nov 13
China's fishing fleet has long been accused of doing more than just catch fish. New evidence has emerged that China’s state-owned fishing fleet may be a front for covert intelligence operations in the disputed waters of the South China Sea.