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Because mine is an evil and a petty mind, suitable more to wallowing in the sordid sexual goings-on of literary giants than in reading their work, I take every opportunity I can to inform people who may not have known that Walt Whitman and Oscar Wilde almost certainly had sex in 1882.
You are either the kind of person to whom this matters a great deal, or the kind of person to whom it matters not at all. To the latter I say: yours is the narrow road and the straight, and I extend to you a hearty and fulsome handshake, as well as my sincerest wishes for your continued good health. To the former I say: Want to hear about the time Walt Whitman and Oscar Wilde (probably) hooked up??
I've never read Fifty Shades of Grey but like anyone alive back when it came out I knew of its existence and the reputation surrounding it. Wikipedia as usual does it's usual sloppy gloss over the book's contents, somehow failing to adequately describe the situation despite being intently focused on both the forest and the trees in that uniquely lackluster way that the questionably-human Wikipedia editors are known for. Enter Cliff from Pervocracy, who back in 2013 suffered through 23 of the book's 26 wretched chapters of abuse, emails, and abusive emails all the while snipping out excerpts for us, their readers, and commenting upon them as only Cliff can do. Take a stroll through these 5SoG Cliff's notes (lol) and enlighten yourself as to just how bad the book truly is in it's writing, storytelling, depiction of healthy relationships, and understanding of the fundamentals of actual BDSM.