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2025

Apple Rankings 2025 Sep 14    applerankings.com
Comedian Brian Frange has created this website which lists all the available varietals of apple in North America, and their relative merits. Metrics include Visual appeal, texture, crispness, skin, density, and of course taste. Each apple gets its own page with a full description, along with photos and videos, certainly been far more work dedicated to ranking apples then I would've thought necessary. Or maybe that's the joke? I mean, no offense to this Frange guy, but I've never heard of anything else he's ever done. He jokes of this is his legacy, but I think maybe it's not really a joke. Anyway, whatever, neat website.
What Americans think about the Middle Ages 2025 Mar 28    today.yougov.com
YouGov has released their poll results from when they asked Americans questions about the Middle Ages. Unsurprisingly, there is some bonkers stuff in here, like some people "viewing the black plague favorably" (wtf???) and some people thinking the assassination of Julius Caesar and the French Revolution both took place during the Middle Ages but that the Crusades did not (wtf???)

The real surprising thing here, though, is the revelation that Americans think more often about the Middle Ages than they do Ancient Rome, and with less gender separation between the results, too.
The Most Mario Colors 2025 Jan 24    lmnt.me
This person has collected every single Mario game where Mario's name appears in the title in multicolor polygonal letters (at least 40 games meet this criteria) and analyzed which color is used for each letter. This is the sort of advanced nonsense on which we thrive.

2024

biocubes 2024 Dec 30    biocubes.net
How many people are there, measured in tons?

2023

The Music Stats Project 2023 Dec 11    listen
Sometime in 2007 I finally acted on a thought that'd been bouncing through my brain: "iTunes logs playcounts for tracks, but wouldn't it be great if it did the same for albums and artists, too?" I wrote a script which read an iTunes export file and generated those album and artist playcounts. Since then, I've been periodically exporting my iTunes library to update those counts whilst incrementally improving that script. The biggest step up was in 2018, when I added to the script the ability to compare a recent export against an older one. This created a view into 'recent playcount', thus answering questions such as "What's popular now?" and "What's fallen from favor?" And yet... is it even more insightful if the script, rather than just compare two points in time, compiled all of the static export files into a continuous moving picture of my iTunes library? Or would that be a bunch of work for what is essentially highly-personal trivia? Baby, it's both!

Introducing, sixteen years in the making, the (almost complete) new version of my interactive iTunes library!