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2024

Casual Viewing 2024 Dec 30
This long n+1 article tells the history of Netflix and how it has destroyed impactful movie-making, removing the cultural importance of films.
“Apparently for Netflix, Ryan Reynolds has made $50 million on this movie and $50 million on that movie,” Quentin Tarantino told a Deadline reporter last year at Cannes. “Well, good for him that he’s making so much money. But those movies don’t exist in the zeitgeist. It’s almost like they don’t even exist.”
Who was Enrico Fermi? 2024 Dec 27
Linked is a blog post biographying the physicist Enrico Fermi and his contribution to the Manhattan Project and how that came to happen.
Every great scientist has an anecdote that characterizes him (or her): Oppenheimer’s poisoned apple, Einstein’s days as a patent clerk, Feynman’s lockpicking. Fermi’s characteristic anecdote, for my reckoning, comes from Rhodes’s account of Fermi’s time at Los Alamos. Los Alamos was in the desert of New Mexico, and, as a lark, the scientists there adopted much of the dress and activities of cowboys, including swing dancing. Fermi, awkward nerd that he was, had no idea how to swing dance, and spent an entire night sitting on the edge of the dance and furiously trying to work out the pattern in his head. At some point, he got up, asked the instructor (one of the scientist’s wives) to dance with him, and, much to her surprise, carefully led her through all the steps with grim determination. This was Fermi in a nutshell: identify what’s interesting, work furiously to understand it, and then end up at the front of it.
Wordpress Leadership Explosion 2024 Dec 20
Slowly exploding in front of the world since September is WordPress's leadership. WordPress, for anyone who doesn't know, is software used to make and run websites. A lot of websites. Something like 43.3% of the websites on the internet. Everyone from your neighborhood cafe to the State of California to Sony Music. (the brandensite does not use WordPress – I find it bloated and burdensome.) And while WordPress is an Open Source project, it's de facto controlled by its creator, Matt Mullenweg. This hasn't mattered outside of project leadership – Matt's direction has rarely courted controversy – until recently.

Because recently, Matt decided that one of the big for-profit WordPress hosting companies, WP Engine, even though they were obeying their contracts and agreements, still wasn't contributing to the WordPress project enough money, wasn't giving back enough to the community. So he used his control over the WordPress project to throw a public tantrum and shut down their link to WordPress, stranding all their customers' websites. WP Engine responded like the adults in the room, with a PR-crafted letter and lawyer-crafted lawsuit, and the courts have since forced WordPress to play fair. So Matt, who is worth somewhere around $400m, in turn threw another public tantrum and shut down all WordPress.org account registrations.

Which is what spurred Joost de Valk, probably the second-biggest name at WordPress, to write the linked blog post, where he basically says (in polite words) that it's time for WordPress to get rid of Matt Mullenweg and move to proper board-of-directors-style leadership, and oh yes also that he's actually already taking the steps to do so. Matt commented on Joost's post:
I think this is a great idea for you to lead and do under a name other than WordPress. There’s really no way to accomplish everything you want without starting with a fresh slate from a trademark, branding, and people point of view.
Which I read as a very polite "fuck off."

Of course, if you check on Matt Mullenweg's website yourself, this is all a smear campaign and Matt's of course being a completely reasonable dictator and all his dictatorial actions are justified. Naturally.

Yet still, you can't tell me it's better for this software that's so massively important to the web to be under the control of one person, especially one person who acts like a spurned child on a playground lashing out against the people who are playing with the toys in a way he doesn't like.
Spotify playlists are full of low-effort slop, and nobody notices 2024 Dec 19
This is a Harper's article about "ghost artists" – sound-alike muzak created for "mood" playlists that Spotify encourages the creation of because it's cheaper to play these tracks than music created by real artistic effort. It's presented as yet another eking away at musicians' ability to make a living from their art, yet the deeper issue I wonder about is the listener's inability to tell that they're listening to pandering, derivative slop. Quoting one of the musicians hired to create these tracks:
Honestly, for most of this stuff, I just write out charts while lying on my back on the couch. And then once we have a critical mass, they organize a session and we play them. And it’s usually just like, one take, one take, one take, one take. You knock out like fifteen in an hour or two.
It comes as little surprise that the muzak companies behind this have close financial ties to Spotify, and are also starting to lean into AI-created music, because of course they are.

And then there's this Hacker News comment about the Harper's article, from a person claiming to run one of these muzak firms, which passes no judgement, but does add a new point-of-view:
I run a label that has direct deals with certain major DSPs. We do over a billion streams a year.

The entire “wellness” music category is programming driven. Much of my energy is spent building and maintaining relationships with the programmers, even with our direct deals. We take a reduced payout on the master side in return for preferential treatment on playlist positions.

I have an active roster of extremely talented producers. It’s a volume play. I’ve made tracks that I’m quite proud of in 90 minutes that have done 20+ million streams.

It’s a wild system but we’ve made it work. Not really a critique or an endorsement - just making a living making music.

Edit: fun fact, Sleep Sounds is generally the #1 streamed playlist on the entire Apple Music platform.
Not to be a snob, but... (I am a snob) listen to real fucking music, people.
Flickr: Your Best Shot 2024 -- Urban 2024 Dec 19
Hey look, my photo got featured in a Flickr-curated gallery as part of the "Your Best Shot 2024" contest. That's neat.
Esperanto has 1,000 native speakers? 2024 Dec 17
In light of Zamenhof Day (two days ago, whoops), the wiki page for the constructed language Esperanto's creator, L. L. Zamenhof, claims the language has an estimated 1,000 native speakers. It does? Really?

The wiki cites sources, as it should, giving us two. The first is Ethnologue, a group which studies all languages, and which contrarily makes no claim towards there being any native speakers of Esperanto. Huh.

The second wiki source listed, though, is an article on the online language school Babbel's website called What Is Esperanto, And Who Speaks It? The article text is as you'd expect from the headline, and includes this quote: "And even though Esperanto was made to be an auxiliary language, there is a cohort of about 1,000 people who speak Esperanto as their first language, a few of whom were interviewed in the video above." The 'video above' is six minutes of casual interviews with ten-ish people entirely in Esperanto (and with no subtitles, in any language), so whether these people are native speakers and if so, how they came to be, is not possible for me to determine.

The next line of the Babbel article claims, "The most famous native speaker is Hungarian-American billionaire philanthropist George Soros, whose father was a devotee of the language." George Soros is a Jewish banker, liberal political donor, and conspiracy magnet, but he is also the son of Tivador Soros, an Esperanto author who changed his family name from Schwartz to Soros supposedly because of the Esperanto meaning will soar (or maybe he just was a fan of palindromes). But the Soros family was very much living in Hungary, and even if Tivador did teach his children Esperanto at a young age, surely they must have primarily used Hungarian in their day-to-day life, right?

This 2016 article from Tablet with a title referencing George Soros and Esperanto claims that while the invented language has an active and thriving community, it has no native speakers: "It’s probably better to spend your time learning Lithuanian or Tamil, which, unlike Esperanto, stand at the center of a living culture, with native speakers and a literary tradition." And later, "Esperanto was never supposed to be a native tongue, but rather an adaptable second language that would form a bridge between foreign speakers." But what about George Soros? Here, the article contradicts itself: "One currently world-famous Jew is that rarest of birds, a denaskulo (native speaker of Esperanto): George Soros." That and a few sentences following is his only mention in the article, although it does go on to mention an "Esperantist refuge called Bona Espero in rural Brazil." There, presumably, children could be raised speaking Esperanto natively... unless "the children prefer to speak Portuguese rather than Esperanto." [Aside: the article's worth a read for its detailing of the complicated relationship between Zamenhof, Esperanto, Judaism, and Zionism.]

In 2010, the New York Times says about George Soros: "He also recounted what it was like growing up in Budapest in the 1930s and ’40s in a home where Esperanto was spoken, making him one of the few native speakers in the room, if not the planet." But this contradicted by a Transparent Language Esperanto Blog 2011 post by (founder of the Esperanto-language wikipedia) Chuck Smith where the word "native" is crossed out in the quote "George Soros is the wealthiest native Esperanto speaker." Smith, in an interview with Esperanto advocate Humphrey Tonkin, prompts Tonkin into saying: "George Soros is not a native Esperanto speaker. Esperantists have made that claim on numerous occasions (it’s all over the Internet), but it’s simply not true. Soros learned Esperanto from his father when he was growing up, but his native language (his only native language) was Hungarian." (Tonkin also disputes that the name Soros was picked with its Esperanto meaning in mind.) But What Tonkin says makes sense, growing up learning a language even from childhood is not the same as being a native speaker. A native speaker of a language is a term without precise definition but connotes the person's mother tongue – the language in which they think.

Unreferenced on the Zamenhof wiki page is another wiki page, called Native Esperanto Speakers. While explicitly stating George Soros is not a native Esperanto speaker, it lists only five claimed native speakers by name, all notable people. First is Daniel Bovet, who won the 1957 Nobel Prize in Physiology/Medicine for his discovery of antihistamines. His wiki page claims he's a native Esperanto speaker (sourced to fellow tertiary source NNDB, which itself cites no sources) while neither his biographies at the Nobel Prize nor the Royal Society even mention the language. He also once claimed that tobacco increases its user's intelligence, so, um...

Second is Petr Ginz, a novelist and teenage Holocaust victim whose diary was published posthumously. While he was the son of Esperantists and fluent in the language, his novels and diary were written in Czech, arguing against him being a true native Esperanto speaker. Third is Carlo Minnaja, a mathematician and author of the Esperanto-Italian dictionary. While undoubtedly fluent at a young age, being that by the time he was 20 he was on the board of the World Esperanto Youth Organization, I can find no further claim that he is a native speaker.

But then we have people who may actually be the real deal. Kim J. Henriksen's claim is strong since he has had said about him by American linguist and Klingon-speaker Arika Okrent that he "appeared not to appreciate how bizarre it was to be a native speaker of an invented language. Esperanto was the medium of his parents' relationship and of the entire home life of their family." She then adds, "Before you start getting indignant on his behalf, know that growing up he had plenty of contact with the world outside his home and learned to speak Danish as a native too. But he considered Esperanto his true mother tongue. For Kimo, Esperanto was a completely normal fact of life in the same way that Polish would have been if both of his parents had been Polish."

And lastly we have Ino Kolbe, an author and proof-reader of the Esperanto-German dictionary. The wiki says "Her parents were so dedicated to the Esperanto movement that the only language they used around her was Esperanto; therefore before entering school she learned her German only from other children," and that she grew up in a hotbed of Esperantism and at a time when even the League of Nations was considering the language's use in its General Assembly. (The source is a German newspaper; the link is dead but presumably trustworthy.)

So are there really 1,000 native speakers of Esperanto out there in the world, as the original statement claims? Are there 1,000 people who were raised by dedicated, diehard Esperantists, speaking the constructed language in their households and utopian villages? The existence of at least three scholarly papers would seem to argue towards this claim's substance, each being a study of native speakers of the language. The 2001 study by Benjamin K. Bergen of the UC Berkeley Linguistics Department of eight native speakers claims to be the first ever (investigating the 'nativization' of Esperanto), even though the 1996 study by Renato Corsetti, an Esperantist, (in Italian and Esperanto) documents 350 families with Esperanto-speaking children, saying the closest linguistic parallel seems to be the Hebrew revival. The 2005 study, again by Corsetti and now joined by Maria A. Pinto and Maria Tolomeo, traces development of Esperanto-speaking children but points out that they all have "two or three mother-tongues."

Let's end this long, pointless, rambling entry by linking to another Transparent Language Esperanto Blog post, this one from 2013 and titled 3rd gen native Esperanto speaker: Nicole! Here, Chuck Smith says, "Some people don’t believe that native Esperanto speakers exist." Yes, this is true. And while the article is updated with the face-palm correction that she's actually only a 2nd-generation native speaker, a native speaker she is. Nicole when asked about it says, "Well, I can’t compare that to what my life would’ve been like as a non-native Esperanto speaker, of course. However, it wasn’t annoying at all, and often it was nice to have a 'secret' language. It’s difficult to describe, but it was part of the family and somehow always felt 'nice.'"
Dangling prepositions 2024 Dec 17
Whether or not it is grammatically correct to end an English sentence with a preposition is a topic on the verge of becoming cliche, yet even in the year of our lard 2024 when monsignors Merriam, Webster, et al attempted to inform the public of this via the Insta, they were met with fierce backlash, refusal, and denial. This Grammar Underground article reminds these backlash-icans that they are, once again, wrong.
The power of lens compression 2024 Dec 13
I'm having fun reading around the rants on this Hollywood Visual Effects Artist Todd Vaziri's website, and this linked post in particular is right up my alley, talking about how using a very long lens to get dramatic visuals isn't actually a visual effect in the Hollywood sense. Worth reading his other blog posts, too.
How to repair the Windows 11 right-click menu 2024 Dec 11
In Windows 11, when you right-click in the interface or file explorer, you are by default given the new "streamlined" context menu. This new menu, in Microsoft's infinite wisdom, hides the text labels for many of the more common operations, making them accessible only through their icons.

This is terrible. Luckily, a quick creation of the registry entry Computer\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\CLASSES\CLSID\{86ca1aa0-34aa-4e8b-a509-50c905bae2a2}\InprocServer32\ with a blank default key is enough to restore the "classic" context menu. Thanks, HowToGeek.
Censorship 2024 Dec 11
Seventeen years ago The Count taught us all a lesson in the beauty of censorship.
AI-generated feature movies 2024 Dec 11
Well, the future is here. And it's shit. Linked is a 404 Media about TCL's effort (the TV manufacturer) to create a streaming service of their own based on AI-generated "vomit" "content." And 404 co-founder Jason Koebler went to the premiere of their first efforts, which turns out, despite all the talent and money TCL has thrown at this, are unwatchable.

"But this is just the beginning" and "It's only going to get better from here" people say. Well, yes – it's difficult to see how they could get worse. "These tools are inevitable" and "we should get ahead of them" others express. The same has been said about mobile phone cameras, yet their use in Hollywood remains a gimmick.

404 Media really sums up the main prospect of AI-generated slop in this paragraph:
For every earnest, creative filmmaker carefully using AI to enhance what they are doing to tell a better story, there will be thousands of grifters spamming every platform and corner of the internet with keyword-loaded content designed to perform in an algorithm and passively wash over you for the sole purpose of making money. For every studio carefully using AI to make a better movie, there will be a company making whatever, looking at it and saying “good enough,” and putting it out there for the purpose of delivering advertising.
To extract from the article one salient point, if I may, it's that there's a reason the first company to lean hard into AI-generated shows is a company only tangential to the entertainment industry who employs zero creators.
Colton Allen: 1979-2022 2024 Dec 9
Colton Allen passed away just about two years ago, and unfortunately I am only learning this today. He was a photographer I knew through Flickr where him and I "followed" each other's photostreams and communicated in groups and comments. He began shooting photographs shortly after being diagnosed in 2008 (at age 28) with ALS, and he was never held back knowing his days were short. Near the end, he outfitted his wheelchair with custom camera gear to keep him shooting despite his failing limbs. His photos are genuinely fantastic – subtle and nuanced and majestic. I used his portfolio as material when I taught middle school photography, and I am lucky enough to have one of his photo books on my shelf. I knew when he stopped putting new photos on Flickr in 2022 that it was not a good sign, but lack of information there left me only speculating. Well, today I stumbled across the sad news, and am now grieving.
Another doctor who thinks he's God 2024 Dec 8
ProPublica with a detailed investigation into yet another doctor who is a sociopath, playing God with his patients' lives.
Hailed as a savior upon his arrival in Helena, Dr. Thomas C. Weiner became a favorite of patients and his hospital’s highest earner. As the myth surrounding the high-profile oncologist grew, so did the trail of patient harm and suspicious deaths.
Deep into YouTube 2024 Dec 8
YouTube is known for famous channels that post videos earning millions of views. But YouTube wasn't ever really about fame – it was about sharing video. So what's in all those everyday videos that people upload? The anonymous, random, untitled stuff that gets maybe 1 or 2 views ever? That's where Astronaut.io comes in:
These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you).
Or, if you're looking to step back in time, there's also IMG_0001 which operates a similar mission:
Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.
Has generative AI peaked? 2024 Dec 7
Ed Zitron is an internet person leading the charge in calling out "AI" bullshit for the bullshit it is. He may be a little too fervent and certain than I'd feel is warranted, but he has been consistently calling foul on the whole generative AI malarkey ackamarackus for a good long while now, pointing out such basic problems as: hallucinations are a fundamental aspect of the technology and cannot be prevented, nobody is even close to turning a profit on any AI-based product, new versions of the AI core engine don't significantly outperform old versions, and there is no additional data left in the world on which to train the models.

But in his own words, snipping from the linked article:
Sam Altman [OpenAI CEO and known liar] has grown rich and powerful lying about how GPT will somehow lead to AGI, but at this point, what exactly is OpenAI meant to do? The only way it’s ever been able to develop new models is by throwing masses of compute and training data at the problem, and its only other choice is to start stapling its reasoning model onto its main Large Language Model, at which point something happens, something so good that literally nobody working for OpenAI or in the media appears to be able to tell you what it is. ...

The revenue isn't coming. The products aren't coming. "Orion," OpenAI's next model, will underwhelm, as will its competitors' models, and at some point somebody is going to blink in one of the hyperscalers, and the AI era will be over. Almost every single generative AI company that you’ve heard of is deeply unprofitable, and there are few innovations coming to save them from the atrophy of the foundation models. ...

I also want to be clear that none of these companies ever had a plan. They believed that if they threw enough GPUs together they would turn generative AI – probabilistic models for generating stuff — into some sort of sentient computer. It’s much easier, and more comfortable, to look at the world as a series of conspiracies and grand strategies, and far scarier to see it for what it is — extremely rich and powerful people that are willing to bet insanely large amounts of money on what amounts to a few PDFs and their gut.
Unfortunately, Zitron ends the article by highlighting Bluesky, saying they're "selling an honest product and an open protocol" – except that Bluesky is backed by Cryptocoin scammers, so he's sacrificing credibility by either not knowing this or being a Cryptobro himself.

Even still, his description of Generative AI as a bubble rings true. While the technology can pull of some damn impressive feats, the actual usefulness of said feats has yet to manifest.
Romanian court cancels election results 2024 Dec 6
Hot on the heels of whatever breach of democracy is going on in South Korea, the Romanian Supreme Court has canceled the first round of their presidential election after it just took place, accusing the winner of achieving victory using underhanded tactics. Which, to be fair, the winner was an unknown TikToker with no political party affiliation and a strange dislike of NATO and like of Russia and squiffy finances, so maybe the courts have a point there. But still, that the outgoing prime minister gave a speech to Romania's NATO allies saying "our democracy is 100% fine here and running completely normally with business as usual, we double-plus promise you" wasn't terribly reassuring.
A photographer fixed the light rendering math in the 3D graphics industry 2024 Dec 5
The linked PC Gamer article explains the whole situation, but briefly: early Valve employee, computer engineer and photographer and animator and creator of the G-Man Ken Birdwell was working on Half Life 2 when he noticed something off about the way light interacted with curved objects. He put in the effort to solve the bug, but then realized that the fundamental lighting math was wrong on the 3D graphics accelerator chips, something far out of the purview of Valve's video game software world. Birdwell says:

I had to go tell the hardware guys, the people who made hardware accelerators, that fundamentally the math was wrong on their cards. That took about two-and-a-half years. I could not convince the guys, finally we hired Gary McTaggart [from 3DFX] and Charlie Brown and those guys had enough pull and enough… I have a fine arts major, nobody's gonna listen to me. ...

The problem was, when I pointed this out to the graphics hardware manufacturers in '99 and early 2000s, I hit the 'you've just pointed out that my chips are fundamentally broken until we design brand new silicon, I hate you' reaction. That wasn't a fun conversation. It went through the stages of denial, anger, bargaining, etcetera, all in rapid succession with each new manufacturer.
This reddit explains the technical side of things.
Tokyo Light Stream 2024 Dec 4
Linked is a fantastic and inspirational set of hundreds of Tokyo night shots – photos where light and energy pierce through the darkened streets – by the amazingly creative photographer ajpscs. Also, don't miss his TOKYO FORM album where Tokyo becomes mandala in a psychedelic kaleidoscope of beauty.
Do I Have to Pay to Pray? 2024 Dec 4
This Building Jewish Bridges article attacks the topic of why many Reform and Conservative Jewish congregations charge money for High Holy Day service tickets and "membership" for the rest of the year. The model of tickets and membership is an old solution to the basic problem of the money needing to come from somewhere. Religions which evangelize lean into their faithful for monetary support, using money from the true believers to advance their mission of proselytizing their message (and membership). Other religions literally or de facto expect their leaders to take vows of chastity in order to minimize costs. And some other religions have been around for so long that they're basically able to subsidize operations by running from an endowment.

None of these are the case with Reform and Conservative Judaism. Wealthy Jews do tend to contribute more than their fare share, but that's been a shrinking pool as culture has shifted and changed. Jewish clergy are just regular people, not monks cloistered from everyday life. And congregations pay to support the over-arching organizations, not the other way around.

So, you're not paying to pray. You're paying to have a building to pray in, a leader to guide you.
malarkey's cousin, ackamarackus 2024 Dec 3
A note on the etymology entry for malarkey reads: "Another slang term meaning much the same thing at about the same time in U.S. was ackamarackus (1934)."

That word's not in my regular dictionary. But there are lots of dictionaries online, so linked is a definition and some quotes of it in usage from Green's Dictionary of Slang (Jonathon Green is an Oxford-educated lexicographer). He says the word comes from pig latin (although I'm not sure how, exactly) and means "a fraudulent tale, a tall story, nonsense; usu. in phr. old ackamarackus."
The Cosmos... Reconsidered? 2024 Dec 3
Advanced concepts in physics are notoriously hard to understand, taking smart people years to achieve mastery in even narrow fields.

But what if that was because all that years of accumulated physics knowledge and theory and experimentation and observation was wrong? What if, instead of the world of physicists such as Albert Einstein and Erwin Schrödinger and Paul Dirac and Max Planck being the foremost authority on the topics to which they've dedicated their lives, it was this retired electronics tinkerer slash photographer who was the true master? After all, if the so-called "physicists" were really experts on the topic, they'd have a website as awesome as this, which explains literally everything without even resorting to any of those pesky mathematical equations.
Friendship Forever 2024 Dec 3
People are lonelier today than ever before. It's not just a rumor – the data backs this claim up. This article from 2022 delves into how the nature of friendship has changed over time and culture.
Rejuvenation Roadmap 2024 Dec 3
These people take the sci-fi concept of immortality via body rejuvenation seriously. So seriously that they've attempted to identify all the scientific progress being done to stop or reverse the aging process. There's ... a lot, and a lot left to do.
Nobody knows what the criminal system's purpose is 2024 Dec 3
Prior to Running Commentary, I bookmarked this Hacker News comment by leobg reacting in 2022 to the criminal sentencing of that Theranos con-women Elizabeth Holmes, and am only now sharing it here:
The criminal system’s purpose is not just prevention.

Actually, nobody is really sure what its purpose is.

Why do parents, when they get really angry, sometimes hit a child? Psychology has proven that doing so is a really terrible way of preventing further infractions. So the impulse to punish is not necessarily rational.

A whole religion has been built on the idea of consciously letting go of the urge to judge and punish - and it hasn’t worked out for 2000 years.

So one reason why the government punishes criminals is to take the wind out of the sails of all the private parties that otherwise would cry for punishment of that person, or take it into that own hands. In that sense, it is essentially a power move by the state in order to remain in control and “keep the peace”.
South Korea's Yoon declares martial law 2024 Dec 3
In case we want to watch a democracy be threatened in real-time, we have South Korea's president Yoon who today, in sight of very low approval numbers and against the condemnation of even his own party, did some minor coup-ing by declaring martial law. His justifications are patently thin – claiming his opposite has partnered with North Korea. But the military got in line, moving to suspend parliament. It's a mess.

Unsurprising update: parliament has now voted that this declaration of martial law is illegal and the military should leave them alone and also that President Yoon is a jerk.
The etymology of "smack dab" is uknown 2024 Dec 3
Nobody knows the origins of the phrase smack dab. Although its usage is primarily American and dates to the late 1800s and clearly relates to the adverbial use of the word smack, how dab got involved is as-of-yet unknown. Searching the web returns many people asking but receiving no answers.
Blue Öyster Cult's Buck Dharma talks about More Cowbell 2024 Dec 2
Twenty-five years ago Saturday Night Live had a skit mocking the recording of Blue Oyster Cult's (Don't Fear) The Reaper, lampooning the use of cowbell in that recording (a recording that was twenty-five years old at that point) with a line that Christopher Walken has since unfortunately become known for: "More cowbell." Linked is a Vulture article with the BÖC frontman and songwriter Donald “Buck Dharma” Roeser on how he looks back on that skit and how it affected his life and the band. It's kinda insightful, unlike this embarrassing and awkward interview of Will Farrell by Jimmy Fallon (both of whom were also in the skit, with Farrell starring opposite Walken and Fallon forgetting his lines and breaking character).
Jackson Hole, China 2024 Nov 27
Chinese real estate developers back in 2004 recreated Jackson Hole, Wyoming about two hours north of Beijing. Linked is a YouTube who goes there to visit and is underwhelmed by the town square but impressed by the houses' dedication to mimicking America's west. It all looks a little ... flat, to me. The true mark of a great city is when a copy of your city is made into a casino in Las Vegas (Venice, New York, Paris, Egypt, Lake Como's Bellagio... did I miss any? Where's our Kremlin-themed casino?) and this imitation Jackson Hole from the video reminds me less of those and more of the "Wee Britain" joke in Arrested Development.
CostCo Butter Conspiracy 2024 Nov 24
I missed this eleven months ago when it happened, but apparently a reddit post gained some attention for accusing CostCo's store-brand butter of having secretly changed, causing their butter-centric recipes to start failing. When others started chiming in "same here" it sparked Allrecipes to do an investigation, the results of which were entirely inconclusive. But along the way, we learn all sorts of interesting facts about butter, such as that European butters are slightly more fat-to-water than American sweet-cream butters.

But what of the conspiracy? Did CostCo change how they make their butter? People are still saying yes this season, which is how I heard of this. And whether they did or not, it all speaks to the basic, fundamental underlying issue: food standards in America are old, and the allowances are more generous than needed for modern manufacturing. So whether or not CostCo really is doing this devious thing – decreasing the fat percentage in their butter to the legally allowable tolerance in order to save money – the fact that they can at all is problem enough. And in an era of increasing shrinkflation, is it any wonder that nobody trusts the massive corporations to be actually selling you what they claim to be selling you?
Why do most bagels suck? 2024 Nov 24
This is a 2015 article from NPR's The Salt called Chew On This: The Science Of Great NYC Bagels (It's Not The Water) that explains that a proper bagel must be, before being baked, first "poached or boiled in a solution of water and malt barley for anywhere from 30 seconds to 3 minutes" in order to thicken the crust and lock in the bagel's moisture. This is what makes it a chewy, delicious bagel and not just a round bread.

Why would anyone do it wrong and make crappy bagels? Because it's cheaper to skip the boiling step and just bake them. And then, proving that there is no god, some people grew up eating them made wrong and now prefer them this way.

Now, why do some toast their bagels and make them with things like blueberries and pumpernickel? I don't know, why do some people turn to lives of villainy?
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” 2024 Nov 23
George Carlin is full of great lines, and this might be his best.
Tulpas 2024 Nov 23
Tulpas are imaginary friends that these people believe are sentient. No, really. They have their own subreddit, which goes without saying.
Tulpas are people just like you or me, and if you forget about them or get cold feet and stop, it will essentially kill them.
Yikes.
Etymological Twins: Boulevard and Bulwark 2024 Nov 21
One of the neat things you find in etymology (nerd alert, obviously) is when a foreign word enters the English language multiple times, each successive borrowing taking on a new meaning in English. This is called "etymological twins," a sub-type of linguistic doublets. Famous examples of etymological twins include the words chief and chef, host and guest, hotel and hostel, warranty and guarantee, goal and jail. These twin words can drift in both form and meaning, sometimes to the point where the pair becomes quite obscure, such as in entire and integer. The linked ThoughtCo blog post collects excerpts from language experts on how these twins come to be, and other forms of doublets as well. There are lists online of course of etymological twins, such as (as you'd expect) the big wiki, but those lists are not exhaustive.

So it's fun when you stumble across twins new to yourself, as I did today, with bulwark and boulevard. Both come via the Middle Dutch word bolwerc meaning "wall of a fortification," although obviously it is boulevard that has drifted further in both form and meaning. For how we got there, I'll let the Online Etymology Dictionary do the honors:
originally "top surface of a military rampart" (15c.), from a garbled attempt to adopt Middle Dutch bolwerc "wall of a fortification" into French, which at that time lacked a -w- in its alphabet.

The notion is of a promenade atop demolished city walls, which would be wider than the old streets. Originally in English with conscious echoes of Paris; in U.S., since 1929, used of multi-lane limited-access urban highways.
Toto, David Lynch, and Brian Eno: Dune 2024 Nov 19
Steve Lukather, from the band Toto, on sharing a credit with Brian Eno on the soundtrack to David Lynch's 1984 Dune:
I’ve never met Brian. Love his work, but he wrote a 30-second theme and basically got the same credit as us. They used him because of his name value, so people attributed our work to him and his work to us, and it was confusing. It was much hipper to say Brian Eno wrote the score than Toto at the time. If they didn’t like the movie, they’d go after us. If they liked it, they’d give Eno all the credit. I have no beef with Brian Eno, I have no beef with David. That’s what he wanted so he should have it. I love Brian Eno.
And later in the interview, David Paich, the primary songwriter for Toto, on visiting David Lynch's home:
I remember when I went to his house, he had this haunting, low, whistling sound. I said, “What is that?” He said he went to Scotland up into the hills where there was supposedly a haunted castle. This was the wind whistling through the castle, and he recorded that. He puts it on all of his movies. This low wisp of a sound. It’s almost like a foghorn.
This is not a photograph 2024 Nov 16
The wonderfully vibrant photography of Edwina Hay, who specializes in musicians and portraiture.
Open Letter to President Trump 2024 Nov 14
I wholeheartedly agree with and have added my name to the letter to President Trump written by Rabbi Rick Jacobs and the Union for Reform Judaism over which he presides and of which I am a member:
Dear President Trump,

I hope and pray that in your next term in office, you will be a president for all Americans, advancing the principles of democracy, justice, and commitment to rule of law that have been sources of strength for our nation throughout its history.

As an American and a Reform Jew, I am committed to the protection of the orphan, the widow, and the stranger. I will support any serious effort by your administration to combat antisemitism, and I will champion a strong U.S.-Israel relationship that fosters democracy in and security for the Jewish state and demands the rights, well-being, and national aspirations of Palestinian civilians in Gaza and the West Bank are upheld.

At the same time, I will join in fierce opposition to any further efforts to eviscerate reproductive rights, to target the safety and rights of the LGBTQ+ community, to harm communities of Color, or to undermine the health of our air, water, and land. I will join in defense of the security of immigrants and the right to claim asylum. I will vehemently oppose the weaponization of political power against individuals and institutions that are core to our democracy, including the courts and the press. And above all, I urge an end to the repeated demeaning of women, the use of hateful language against those who hold different views, and the persistent coarsening of our political culture.

We are all made more whole when we treat others with the respect every human being deserves. Please, help heal the wounds our nation bears and govern as a president for all Americans.
Why America is in such a mess 2024 Nov 13
Excerpts from a July 2022 The Sunday Times article written by the Oxford scholar who directs their America Institute:
None of us have seen the United States as divided and distressed as it is now.

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Watch the talk shows and listen to people in the streets: both sides genuinely believe that if the other wins, everything they hold dear will be destroyed.

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And while division is now more serious than for decades, a longer historical perspective suggests that extreme polarisation is not the exception in American politics but the norm.

Until the 1950s, the Supreme Court allowed states huge latitude to evade constitutional provisions which, on parchment at least, guaranteed equal rights to all citizens. The so-called “Jim Crow” apartheid laws in the South meant that, for people of colour at least, travelling across state lines meant moving into dramatically different legal regimes. Maintaining racial segregation required authoritarian government including a heavily armed police and equally heavy restrictions on freedom of speech and private life. Policing sexual politics was an essential part of the system.

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And then there was the actual Civil War of the 1860s, a conflict in which three-quarters of a million people died (in proportional terms the equivalent of about seven million today). Over the century and a half since the South was defeated in that war, a huge amount of emotional and literary effort has been expended on making the case that the war was a tragic accident, which somehow brought the country together, that despite taking up arms against the government the white South were somehow still fighting for American values.

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Perhaps the harsh truth is that the United States has always been a nation divided by a common flag.

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But if they share a reverence for their Revolution, Americans have never agreed on what it means. Did the rebellious colonists of 1776 create a republic dedicated to the radical idea of human equality? Or did they create a fundamentally conservative republic, shaped by Christian values? ... The most dangerous moments in US politics have been fights over who is “really” an American.

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But even as Washington retired to his wife and slaves in Mount Vernon, bitter partisanship convulsed the republic, and it did so for the same basic reason that it does today—partisans genuinely believed only they were true patriots and that their opponents were enemies of the republic. If that’s what you think, naturally you will do anything to win, including, if necessary, overturning election results that don’t go your way.

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The United States has prospered, despite its divisions and institutional sclerosis, because – most of the time — it has given well-founded hope of prosperity to ordinary people. If that proves no longer to be true, then the game may finally be up.
The bloodiest Western gunfight you’ve never heard of 2024 Nov 13
In 1880 California the railroads (led by among others Leland Stanford) squared off against a group of former Confederate soldiers now squatting on speculated land in a place called Mussel Slough, in the southern Central Valley. When the conflict spilled over into violence, it resulted in a gunfight leaving 7 dead immediately. The incident's infamy was felt far and wide though, by those as far away as Karl Marx in London, with many siding with one interest or the other for their own ideological or political reasons. This linked well-researched 2015 blog post by historian Adam Smith goes into all the details.
Darién Gap 2024 Nov 11
Speaking of dying in Panama, the Darién Gap – that inhospitable, entirely undeveloped stretch of dense tropical rainforest-covered mountains outside the reach of civilization that separate Central America from South – had a record 520,000 people cross through it last year, more than double 2022 numbers and up from only 24,000 in 2019. The reasons for this are many, but two large ones are the 7 million people fleeing Venezuela and those, oddly, fleeing China. Them, plus others seeking refuge in North America, are forced through this lawless region where all the horrific things you expect to happen in a lawless place are taking place.
Building the Panama Canal had a huge human cost 2024 Nov 11
Sometimes relegated as a mere footnote to the Panama Canal's construction, the project claimed tens of thousands of lives and injured an uncounted swath more. Lost limbs were such a frequent occurrence that a charity in New York was created specifically to send artificial legs to Panama. But the conditions for receiving the replacement limbs were strict, and many lives were left in tatters. Quoting directly a 1913 appeal from one of the laborers, Wilfred McDonald, from either Barbados or Jamaica:
I have ben Serveing the ICC [Isthmian Canal Commission] and the PRR [Panama Railroad] in the caypasoity as Train man From the yea 1906 until my misfawchin wich is 1912. Sir without eny Fear i am Speaking Nothing But the Truth to you, I have no claim comeing to me. But for mercy Sake I am Beging you To have mercy on me By Granting me a Pair of legs for I have lost both of my Natrals. I has a Mother wich is a Whido, and too motherless childrens which During The Time when i was working I was the only help to the familys.
Holy City 2024 Nov 10
San Jose's very own utopia-slash-cult, taking a spot in 1919 just south of Los Gatos. Founded in San Francisco by a white supremacist misogynistic bigamist, the cult made money by masquerading as a roadside tourist trap on the route between San Jose and Santa Cruz, complete with carbonated liquor and peep shows. It was granted California's second ever radio station license, somehow getting the callsign KFQU, which became known for drifting away from its assigned frequency. By the time Highway 17's completion bypassed Holy City in 1940, their reputation for supporting Hitler's Nazi Germany had already set the place on the path towards destitution.

The land has since changed owners several times, but game respects game, and it is now owned by the Church of Scientology.
The surprisingly contentious boundaries of Santa Cruz County 2024 Nov 10
Linked is a recent blog post about the history of the borders of Santa Cruz County, since while we've always known where the city of Santa Cruz lies, we have not always agreed to what extent those smelly hippies should tame their surrounding chaos.
Zayante Tunnel 2024 Nov 10
In the 1880s, the Southern Pacific Railroad was built from Oakland to Santa Cruz. To reach through the Santa Cruz Mountains, tunnels were dug. One particular tunnel, a short 250-foot span in Zayante, isn't terribly remarkable. Except that, because it was bored through solid granite, when the railroad closed in 1940, the tunnel was deemed stable and sturdy, and the railroad left it open and intact.

And that way it stayed for twelve years, until, in the Cold War's escalating paranoia, a document retention interest purchased it and turned it into the Western States Atomic Vault Company – an underground vault not for people, but for documents. Eventually purchased by Iron Mountain, the facility is no longer in use, but this is a recent development, with day-to-day operation ending only in 2017.
Who was Henry Cowell? 2024 Nov 9
Henry Cowell, the "lime kiln baron" of Santa Cruz, isn't famous enough to merit a Wikipedia entry, but live in Santa Cruz and you cannot escape his name. It's on the parks, on the beaches, on the streets, on the university. Tight-lipped and litigious, Cowell was not a well-liked man in town. But perhaps with the benefit of hindsight, and the unearthing of a wealth of new information about him, his life can be reexamined and reconsidered.
Sacred Stones 2024 Nov 6
There is apparently, a little north of Chico, California, a Trappist Monastery. It's in a town called Vina, on land once claimed by Peter Lassen and later purchased by Leland Stanford who used it to create the largest vineyard. Their abbey built in a classic Cistercian style, with stones illegally imported from an abandoned 800-year old Spanish Cistercian monastery. William Randolph Hearst boonswaggled the stones out of Spain 99 years ago in order to build a swimming pool and bowling alley at his Wyntoon mansion. His plans were canceled however by the Great Depression, and in a deal to abate taxes he surrendered the stones to the City of San Francisco. The city held them in Golden Gate Park until the monks in 1995 negotiated with the city to use them to build their chapel, on the condition that the chapel be open the public. Securing funding only in 2004, with the help of Sierra Nevada Brewing, they used 1,300 stones (of the original 10,000) in the construction. Finally completed in 2018, the chapel is now, as they agreed, open to visitors.
Anti-Zionism has always been thinly-veiled Anti-Semitism 2024 Nov 4
In 1967 hostility between Israel and its Arab neighbors broke out into the full-fledged Six Day War.

There were the predictable protests against Israel from around the world, but especially from the USSR, which withdrew diplomatic relations. Poland, then a member of the Soviet Bloc, was at the time experiencing a mass student protest against the Communist party in charge. The Polish government responded by not just cracking down on the students, but by also blaming the crisis on "Zionists" who they said supported "imperial" and "nationalist" Israel in the Six Day War. Except this supposed anti-Zionism was actually a coordinated purge of all officials of Jewish ancestry from the Government and Party and Military, regardless of their support of Israel.

One antisemite in particular, Mieczysław Moczar, led this Polish campaign as a diversion of energy away from the student uprisings, channeling people's frustrations away from party leadership and instead to "Zionists" aka Jews. He eventually even claimed the student protests were originally instigated by Zionist troublemakers (complete nonsense).

Moczar of course rebuffed accusations of that he was an antisemite and said also by the way Poland had no role to play in the Holocaust. Which considering that Poland was once again singling out Jews and forcing them from their Polish homes, with both the right- and left-wing politics expressing distrust of Jews, that is certainly an interesting thing to say. Let us remember that prior to the Holocaust, Poland was home to 3.5 million Jews. After, only 350,000. By the time Moczar was removed from power, a paltry 5,000 Jews remained in the country. The goal of ridding Poland of Jews finally complete, Polish Communists officially closed their campaign of "Anti-Zionism" in 1968.

A silver lining to the whole affair, if one can be allowed, is that the open campaign of antisemitism so discredited party leadership in the eyes of Poland's intelligentsia and emigrants that it eventually led to the collapse of the Communist Party in the country and Poland's official apology to the world's Jews and Israel in particular in 1988, and additional condemnations afterwards.

But let us remember that Anti-Zionism has always just been antisemitism.
Wikipedia's List of the Indian Wars in California's history is horrifying 2024 Oct 31
I grew up here in California, going to school in the regular public education system. It's been a long time, but I do not remember covering in much (or any) depth the Native Americans who lived in this state prior the wars and genocide which killed them off. Indians weren't completely forgotten -- our curriculum did at least acknowledge that the Indians were killed off, but we were told it was primarily through disease and the word "genocide" definitely was not used. I used to think "how nice it is to live in a place where there's never been a major war."

That was pretty naive of me, right? A recent quick glance through this list of California Indian Wars on Wikipedia left me noticing a stark trend, one which I feel should have been taught to us:
  1. White Americans move into California Indian lands and push them out so they can take those lands over for agriculture and mining.
  2. California Indians make what peace they can with their new white neighbors. It's not great, but it's not so bad. But one white neighbor in particular hates that Indians exist at all, and despite the relative peace, goes about raping and murdering Indians.
  3. The Indians get tired of being raped and murdered, and kill that asshole.
  4. The white townspeople hear of this, and don't care that the white man in question was an asshole and that the Indian's lethal revenge was justified. They only see race, and can abide no Indian killing any white man, so they step up the revenge and go and murder and burn entire Indian villages in reprisal.
  5. Repeat the massacres until there's almost no Indians left.
So many of the entries on the list follow this pattern, it's shocking. (Maybe not shocking if you're Indian and grew up knowing this.)
Republic of Molossia 2024 Oct 30
On May 26, 1977 someone broke away from the State of Nevada to make their own country. It's current population is 39 (35 humans, 4 dogs).
Australian Central Western Standard Time 2024 Oct 30
This time zone is an obnoxious UTC+8:45 (yes, really) and covers a tiny and nearly-uninhabited strip along Western Australia's southeastern-most coast. But not entirely uninhabited, clearly, or else why exist? So for these few hundred people, they live in a world where their clocks are 15 minutes off the hour.

Perhaps this is less a weird time zone, and more a community staunchly holding out against the idea of time zones in the first place, back when each community set their own local noon and inter-state commerce just happened when it happened.
Who knows what really happened to Robert A Levinson? 2024 Oct 30
Robert A. Levinson was working for the CIA, supposedly investigating cigarette smuggling, when he disappeared on the resort island of Kish off the coast of Iran. Not a CIA agent, but a retired FBI special agent working a contract for the CIA which the agency paid his family $2.5m/yr to keep quiet about, Levinson's death remains merely speculation at this time based on his age and the length of his captivity.

A US judge ordered Iran to pay $1.45bn in penalty for his kidnapping, which Iran has not, as far as I can tell, done. In March 2020 the Iranian foreign minister said "According to authentic evidence, the person had left the Iranian soil for an unknown destination years ago."

Cases like this expose weird rough edges of statecraft, such as that when Obama's team negotiated a nuclear deal with Iran in 2016 in exchange for some other hostages, Levinson's name was not mentioned. Was this a tacit and unofficial way of acknowledging his death?

There remains to this day a $5m reward for information leading to his return.
Shadow of the Sun 2024 Oct 30
Linked is a book review of Polish journalist Ryszard Kapuscinski's notes on his travel around Africa in the 1950's and 60's, Shadow of the Sun. The review, by Matt Lakeman, is fascinating on its own because Lakeman took Kapuscinski's notes and then went and traveled to many of the same places, albeit half a century later, and his blog is full of his own responses to that travel. But regardless of that, understanding Africa is among the things which hold my interest, and based on this review, I've added the book to my reading list (but have not yet read it).
David Neagle 2024 Oct 27
David Neagle led one heck of a life. Raised amidst the California Gold Rush, he was a gunslinger and prospector and saloon owner and mining foreman and marshal and bodyguard and when he was arrested, his case went all the way to the US Supreme Court where a precedent-setting ruling is now named after him. He was deputized as sheriff in the town of Tombstone, Arizona and worked alongside the Earps keeping the law, but most interesting of all is his involvement with Justices David S. Terry and Stephen J. Field.

David S. Terry was a monumental asshole who somehow became one of California's earlier state supreme court Chief Justices (voted in during a special election). Although when his pro-Southern Slave State politics failed to earn him re-election he blamed his good friend the free-soil Senator from California David Broderick, and then resigned his place on the bench to kill Broderick in a duel. A generally violent man, Terry was known for threatening people with a bowie knife he kept on his person. After a stint fighting in the Civil War (on the wrong side) he returned to California as a lawyer and represented in court a woman named Sarah Althea Hill against her former lover, William Sharon.

William Sharon was another monumental asshole (perhaps even a bigger asshole than Terry) who was a banker and also briefly the US Senator from Nevada (although he rarely showed up to Senate). Sharon used his position as bank agent among the Comstock Lode prospectors to control their operations, loaning them money only to starve them out and forcing them into bankruptcy so that the bank could foreclose on the mineral rights. He also swindled his business partner William Ralston out of his fortune. The part relevant to this story, however, is that Sharon kept Sarah Althea Hill as a mistress.

Until he got bored of her, that is. Hill was significantly younger than him and something of a firecracker, having a reputation for threatening those who crossed her with a Colt revolver she kept in her purse. And so when Sharon dumped her, she filed a lawsuit claiming that he actually couldn't do that because they were secretly married.

And in that lawsuit she was represented by David S. Terry, the first asshole. Although Terry and Hill weren't just working together, they were also sleeping together, and soon got married.

Stephen J. Field was also a judge and also something of an asshole, although more known for being rude than for threatening people with knives of swindling them of their fortune. He was one of the judges in the Circuit Court that heard Hill's case, and the one who spoke the ruling that Hill's documents were forgeries. She did not care for this ruling, and screamed and reached for her gun. The marshals subdued her, and lawyer/husband Terry sprung to her defense with his bowie knife. David Neagle was there, however, shoving his gun in Terry's face and arresting the pair of them for contempt of court.

When Judge Field returned to California the next year, Neagle was assigned to protect him. Which proved fortuitous, as Field and Terry (along with Hill and Neagle) had the poor luck of catching the same train from LA to SF. When the inevitable happened and Terry confronted Field, presumably with some violent intent, Neagle proved himself once again quicker on the draw, shooting Terry in the heart and ear, killing him.

It was this act of self-defense which landed Neagle in jail, as at that time what Neagle did was not technically legal. But to nobody's surprise, when Neagle's case reached the Supreme Court, the judges were happy to rule that someone like Neagle defending their lives was, in fact, quite legal actually thank you very much (even with Field recusing himself from the vote).

Neagle's reputation now well-cemented, his later years were spent as a bodyguard for hire, working for various wealthy and powerful men. He finally passed away in 1925, at 78 years old in Oakland.
New Mexico is not named after the country of Mexico 2024 Oct 27
They probably teach you this if you go to school in New Mexico, but somehow this information is new to me. "New Mexico" predates the country of Mexico by several hundred years.
New Mexico received its name long before the present-day country of Mexico won independence from Spain and adopted that name in 1821. The name "Mexico" derives from Nahuatl and originally referred to the heartland of the Mexica, the rulers of the Aztec Empire, in the Valley of Mexico. Following their conquest of the Aztecs in the early 16th century, the Spanish began exploring what is now the Southwestern United States calling it Nuevo México. In 1581, the Chamuscado and Rodríguez Expedition named the region north of the Rio Grande San Felipe del Nuevo México. The Spaniards had hoped to find wealthy indigenous cultures similar to the Mexica. The indigenous cultures of New Mexico, however, proved to be unrelated to the Mexica and lacking in riches, but the name persisted.
Why was there a bucatini shortage in America? 2024 Oct 27
What even is a bucatini? (It's a pasta in the shape of a straw.) Why was there a shortage during 2020? (All pasta was running out, and bucatini is both more involved to make and under less demand.) Why am I linking this article now? (Because it's writing is amazing.)
Why are clocks in India thirty minutes off? 2024 Oct 25
Non-integer timezones aren't unheard of, but all of India being on India Standard Time five-and-a-half hours ahead of UTC is certainly the largest example. How this happened is steeped, apparently, in the history of Britain's colonial past, the East India Company which dominated affairs on the subcontinent during the dawn of timezones, and the railroads which dominated affairs in the East India Company's administration. Why India has stayed on this unusual timezone, well, that's because it's become something of a national pride. There was a proposal recently to add a second timezone to India, however. It stemmed from those in India's far east having clocks that don't closely match the rise and fall of the sun. The proposed solution was to introduce a second timezone which was UTC+6.5.

It was shot down for "strategic reasons."
Is Trump a Fascist? 2024 Oct 25
Yes.

But Dr. Bret Devereaux (a history professor) over at ACOUP wanted to be a little more academic about the question, so he brought in Merriam-Webster's and Umberto Eco's definitions of fascism and compared them against what Trump has done and said. The Professor's conclusion: Yes, Trump is a fascist.

I love Devereaux's writing in general, and this piece in particular. It's his closing remarks urging people to not vote for Trump (a rare blatant political opinion from a Military History blog) I find the most worth echoing here:
For conservatives, appalled by what your party has become, I understand if you cannot vote for Kamala Harris, with whom you disagree so strongly, though I would note fellow citizens every bit as conservative as you have found it in them to do so simply to take a stand against what Trump has become and while Trump has promised to use the military against his political opponents, Harris has promised to put Republicans in her cabinet. But if you absolutely cannot stand to vote for a Democrat, write in a name, leave the top of the ballot blank. But do not sign your name to this.

Because from this point forward, you may choose to look the other way, but you can never again say that you did not know. And while right now you may have many reasons and many concerns, if you sign your name to this fascist and a fascist government takes power as a result…your many reasons will no longer matter. No one really cares what Franz von Papen or Victor Emmanuel III or NSDAP or Blocco Nazionale voters were concerned about or their pet issues. Once a fascist government took power…they were fascists.
Lebenskünstler 2024 Oct 25
A Flickr contact of mine has his job description listed as Lebenskünstler which my extremely rudimentary German was enough that I saw "life" and "art" in there, but could make no more sense of the word. Internet translation automata rendered it in English as bon vivant. Which... believe it or not, is actually French, not English. And is also a phrase I cannot define. M-W to the rescue:
In French, the phrase literally means “good liver.” ... a bon vivant is one who lives well. English speakers have used bon vivant since the late 17th century to refer specifically to those who subscribe to a particular kind of good living—one that involves lots of social engagements and the enjoyment of fancy food and drink.
But I also found the linked blog post, which disagrees with that translation of Lebenskünstler. It is an article specifically about the inherent difficulty in translating Lebenskünstler into English, quoting the juicy bit here:
A Lebenskünstler is a person that manages to deal with problems in life in a positive and artful way. They have mastered the Lebenskunst (art of living). This is a very philosophical term, which was already developed in Roman times (ars vivendi in Latin). But in short, it means that by self-awareness and self-reflection, you manage to understand yourself and manage with any and every situation in life.
Is there no English word for that? The author suggests hedonism, a word coming from the Greek word for pleasure, but which now fully means "self-indulgent." Hedonism carries too much negative connotation for me to accept it as a translation for Lebenskünstler.

We strike gold in the article's comments, though, where someone attempts the word Pollyanna. Yet another word I don't know the meaning of. Resorting once again to M-W, a Pollyanna is "a person characterized by irrepressible optimism and a tendency to find good in everything." This word comes from the title character of a 1913 children's book. From Wikipedia:
Pollyanna's philosophy of life centers on what she calls "The Glad Game", an optimistic and positive attitude she learned from her father. The game consists of finding something to be glad about in every situation, no matter how bleak it may be.
Curiously, the dictionary always capitalizes Pollyanna but Wikipedia does not. A mark of this word's recent entry into our language, perhaps.

This comment is meandering enough already, but I feel compelled to also throw into the mix the word epicurean, not as a translation of lebenskünstler, but as a properly English alternative to bon vivant. Coming from the philosophy of Epicurus, the word has drifted over the years (and lost its capitalization) to now have the definition: "one with sensitive and discriminating tastes especially in food or wine."
The word epicure is currently associated with indulging the appetite, but that is a long way from the teachings of the man to whom we owe the word. The ancient Greek philosopher Epicurus taught a philosophy of simple pleasure, friendship, and a secluded life. He believed in the pursuit of pleasure, but pleasure for him equated with tranquility and freedom from pain—not the indulgence of the senses. However, detractors of Epicurus in his own time and later reduced his notions of pleasure to material and sensual gratification. When epicure entered English in the 16th century, the philosophy of Epicurus had been trivialized, and so the word became synonymous with “hedonist.” Later use carried the notion of refinement of palate that we see in the word today.
Relating all this above language trivia will be sure to make you an instant hit at parties and soirées. Indulge me one last excerpt:
As is typical for words that have been borrowed from modern French, soiree in English signifies the fancy version of a simple “party”: an evening event that is formal or refined in some way.
Memes of our Forefathers: The College Widow 2024 Oct 23
While browsing the Etymology Dictionary, as one does, at the end of the entry for college comes the note "College-widow is attested by 1878." What the heck is a college-widow?

Enter Sadie Stein on this The Paris Review article:
Now, there’s a term you don’t hear anymore! The “college widow”! Once a byword for a predatory vamp, the college widow is an extinct American species.

I’ve read various definitions of the college-widow meme, which appears regularly in books and films from the first half of the twentieth century, and was de rigueur in any discussion of campus life. In some cases, these characters were portrayed as literal widows—young women who’d known the marriage bed and were hungry for young collegiate flesh. But more often, the term seems to have applied to a townie—or grad; at any rate, a woman hanging around—who dated men in successive senior classes, and were subsequently “widowed” with each passing graduation.
The rest of the article is worth reading, too, especially this pull from the now-defunct blog Paper Pop:
Filmmakers had to assure us that our heroes were healthy, red-blooded American men, who would never resort to all that Brideshead Revisited stuff that was rumored to go on at many an all-male campus. Obviously in the 1910s–1940s (the heyday of this trope), prostitution couldn’t be depicted on screen, so our protagonists couldn’t get their kicks that way. Once the Hays Code came into effect, adulterers must be punished. And for a hero to seduce an unmarried young woman would be caddish. So the college widow served as an effective outlet for all of our heroes’ wants and needs (and those of the writer): it proved the protagonist was straight, sexually desirous and desirable, and yet still a gentleman. Of course, the trope began to be played for laughs even more often than it was played straight, in movies like Horse Feathers [Marx Brothers' parody of this meme]. With the rise of co-education and the fall of the production code, the college widow found herself expelled from campus in favor of flirtatious co-eds.
I should've known sexism was involved.
Lucius Felimus 2024 Oct 22
Hard to tell where the 3D renders stop and the cyberpunk renditions of Manila begin, Lucius Felimus's website offers a breathtaking smorgasbord of neon scenery that skews heavily into high tech low life.
Office Space: An Oral History 2024 Oct 22
This is a 2019 article which tracks down and interviews dozens of people who helped create "Office Space", the 1999 Mike Judge cult classic about the absurdity of cubicle life. I've seen the movie a lot. So nostalgia like this is interesting, to learn what the creators were doing and why they were doing it, long since freed from having to promote the movie and sing only its praises.
Ctrl-F in Outlook is "Forward" instead of "Find" because of Bill Gates 2024 Oct 22
Literally. Ctrl-F in Outlook is broken because billg himself told them to do it this way.
Don't email Don Knuth 2024 Oct 21
Don Knuth (now 86 years old) is a (the?) preeminent computer scientist who's famous book "The Art of Computer Programming" is massively influential, and he considers it rude if you send him email. He says:
Email is a wonderful thing for people whose role in life is to be on top of things. But not for me; my role is to be on the bottom of things.
Love live the fantasy of the scholar cloistered in their tower library, a hermit buried in their arcane work. I hope I can one day rise to the level of no-fucks-given that I have relegated receiving communication to something done only as whimsy, when all other entertainment avenues have run dry.

Knuth, at least, promises not to email you, either.
Cats have nine lives but they don’t get involved in jungle wars in the Philippines 2024 Oct 21
Linked is a book review of a tell-all written by a former Al Qaeda-terrorist-turned-informant. The post comes from an anonymous guest author on the mostly-excellent blog Astral Codex Ten and summarizes the book's revelatory moments, which are many. Now tasked with summarizing the summary, I flounder, and instead quote wholesale what I believe to be most poignant moment:
Surprising announcement: jihadists actually believe in their religion.

I know, shocking.

But really, the writer is constantly complaining how Western analysts are always trying to understand the jihadists’ motivations and plans through their own lens: economy, strategy, nationalism, fighting against oppression. Dean claims that these all overlook a major goal that motivated him and many of his comrades: fulfilling the prophecies.
Why Diego Garcia? 2024 Oct 16
There's a tiny little scrap of dry land in the middle of the Indian Ocean named after two of the first people to report seeing it: Diego Garcia. It's an atoll a thousand miles from nowhere administered as a lingering remnant of the British Empire. Mauritius really wants Diego Garcia and the rest of the outlaying nearby atolls for itself, though, the Mauritius-ites saying they were promised the isolated atolls when they split off from the British Empire and became a country 50-someodd years ago.

So why not give Diego Garcia et al to Mauritius? Well, famous British frenemies USA! USA! USA! have built quite the military base on the island, using it for our favorite Just Superpower Things: housing all sorts of fun toys up to and including nukes. Because of course we have.

But I guess the powers that be have finally figured out a deal. As of earlier this month, after decades of bickering (including UN resolutions calling the UK a bunch of wankers for kicking out the islands' original ~1,000 inhabitants) Mauritius, the UK, and the USA have come to an agreement. Mauritius gets the Chagos Archipelago, but can't settle anyone on Diego Garcia (the biggest atoll), and the American military base gets an "initial" lease of 99 years (making this the next generation's problem).

Why do I care? Well, its interesting, in the way all edge cases are interesting. But it's also interesting in that this struggle of tiny population of Chagos Islanders versus big old mean Britain has recently adopted the narrative of colonized versus oppressors, even though (in my opinion) that's not really what happened here. The Chagos Islanders aren't exactly indigenous to the islands, having their own inhabitation of the place only date back a few hundred years, and Britain didn't exactly colonize Diego Garcia as there is no colony there, only a military base. But there's no arguing against the narrative, I suppose, and so after an increasing Mauritian PR campaign against the UK, and the UK looking for international support on its other concerns, the British Empire has peacefully surrendered one of the last remnants of its once-massive holdings.

Don't worry, though, about the Falkland Islands. Saith the Falklands governor, Alison Blake: "The UK’s unwavering commitment to defend UK sovereignty remains undiminished."
Exploring 120 years of timezones 2024 Oct 15
This article puts to graphs what 120 years of changing timezones look like. From the origination of them, to the alignment of them onto the integer adjustments off Greenwich Mean Time, to the adoption and then gradual rejection of Daylight Savings Time. Kinda fascinating.
Appendicitis Mountain 2024 Oct 13
Journeying my way around Google Maps, as one does, I did a double-take when I stumbled across a mountain in Idaho with an unlikely name: Appendicitis.

Well, as this link describes, that's what happens when the government surveyor sent to measure the mountains gets struck by a sudden case of Appendicitis while out surveying. The surveyor, Bannon, survived thanks to a local doctor, and and its been Appendicitis Mountain ever since.
CANS 2024 Oct 13
Explore old abandoned sites from America's westward expansion, and the thing you'll be most likely to encounter is cans. Yes, old tin cans. Why cans? This website explains why, going into the history of canning and their popularity among people living on the periphery of their civilization, and also how to identify the can's age and possible contents, if for some reason that is important to you.
The Once-Great Salt Lake 2024 Oct 13
Utah's Great Salt Lake is going away. Like so many other salt lakes across the world, such as the Aral Sea, a combination of less precipitation, higher heat, and greater diversion of its sourcewaters to irrigation have cost the lake to the point that it's near to going away. And as salt lakes go away and leave dry lakebeds in their wake, those dry lakebeds turn into dust bowls with far-reaching harms.

It's ok, though, Utah is working on plans to save their lake. Water conservation is one obvious answer, you'd think. There's also plans to steal water from other watersheds, robbing Peter to pay Paul, basically, and some cockamamie idea to just pump in the Pacific Ocean. But Utah's favorite answer, of course, is to pray for rain:
the most common strategy echoed by the Utahans interviewed for this story: Pray for snow
Plat of Zion 2024 Oct 11
I was previously unaware that the founders of Mormonism Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, in addition to creating their modern spin on Christianity and convincing their friends that sleeping with dozens of woman (many below the age of consent) was actually fulfilling a religious obligation, had utopian dreams of planned cities. And they're about as successful as you'd imagine: enforced in Salt Lake City despite leaving the place unfriendly and hostile to everyday folks.
A Protest County 2024 Oct 11
Protests take many forms. But rarely, I would imagine, do protests take the form of a state legislature creating a county. Yet exactly that happened in Nevada in 1987, when the federal government planned a nuclear weapons waste dump at Yucca Mountain. Nevadans, not wanting to be the country's nuclear trash dump (understandable), used some political funny business (the legislative vote took place at 3:45am, for instance) to create a the tiny "Bullfrog County" directly around Yucca Mountain, with prohibitively high property taxes which would go directly to the state government.

Nobody actually lived in Bullfrog County, and so its county seat was placed at the far-away state capital, Carson City, and officers were appointed rather than elected, and the rules allowed a single person to sit in multiple (or all) the offices. There were no courts, no paved roads, no buildings, and almost all the land was closed to the public. And it was entirely an enclave inside Nye County. So Bullfrog County was a county like none other.

This created problems. The lack of courts created a legal paradox. As the taxes flowing directly to state government now incentivized the creation of the nuclear dump they originally sought to dissuade, there were political problems. And there were government problems, as the Department of Energy was not happy about this development (understandable) and redirected their funding to Clark County.

But mostly, Nye County residents, who existed and were not happy about this new lawless, people-less enclave popping up in their territory and potentially robbing them of the economic benefits of having a nuclear dumpster in their backyard (a federally funded nuclear dumpster, I should say), challenged Bullfrog County's very existence in court. And they were successful. The Nevada Supreme Court ruled Bullfrog County to be unconstitutional, as it had no residents and thus no representative government. And so Bullfrog County was dissolved two years after it was created, and Yucca Mountain went on to be selected as American's nuclear weapons garbage repository.

Good news, though. Due to political complications, the nuclear dump has yet to be built, and since its funding has been eliminated, maybe it never will. And so we bury our nuclear weapons trash instead two thousand feet beneath New Mexico in a salt... thing, as the Founding Fathers intended.
Nobles Emigrant Trail 2024 Oct 11
The Nobles Emigrant Trail was a key route into California during the Gold Rush times. The trail is now preserved by the Bureau of Land Management. The very well-produced short video on the BLM website about this trail, though, goes into more than just the history, but also how the BLM researches and identifies these trails, including consulting with the Native American authorities in the area who have their own history and opinion about these "emigrant" trails.
Why 85mm focal length is misunderstood 2024 Oct 11
Linked is a YouTube video from a long-time working portrait and landscape photographer Martin Castein, one of his series of videos about photography. YouTube abounds with this stuff (and much of it's not very useful) so why am I linking this one in particular? Because, unlike most, I feel like I actually learned something here.

I've always struggled with that 85mm field of view, but Castein breaks down in this video how to compose compelling shots at this angle, how to include backgrounds, how to go about piecing together the elements you are including and not including in the frame when using these short telephoto focal lengths.
Fraser Project 2024 Oct 8
A fascinating collection of photography, rendering the world in bright and flat lighting and completely devoid of people.
The Disintegration Loops 2024 Oct 8
The Disintegration Loops arrived with a story that was beautiful and heartbreaking in its own right. It's been repeated so many times that Basinski himself has grown weary of telling it: in the 1980s, he constructed a series of tape loops consisting of processed snatches of music captured from an easy listening station. When going through his archives in 2001, he decided to digitize the decades-old loops to preserve them. He started a loop on his digital recorder and left it running, and when he returned a short while later, he noticed that the tape was gradually crumbling as it played. The fine coating of magnetized metal was slivering off, and the music was decaying slightly with each pass through the spindle. Astonished, Basinski repeated the process with other loops and obtained similar results.

Shortly after Basinski digitized his loops came the September 11 attacks. From the roof of his space in Brooklyn, he put a video camera on a tripod and captured the final hour of daylight on that day, pointing the camera at a smoldering lower Manhattan. On September 12, he cued the first of his newly created sound pieces and listened to it while watching the footage. The impossibly melancholy music, the gradual fade, and the images of ruin: the project suddenly had a sense of purpose. It would become an elegy for that day. Stills from the video were used for the covers of the CDs, and eventually, the hour-long visual with sound was released on DVD.
Atlas Fredonyer 2024 Oct 5
"Doctor" Atlas Fredonyer was a California pioneer who was the first to "discover" what is now known to be the northern limit of the Sierra Nevada mountains. It has unfortunately since been named after him: Fredonyer Pass, and recent attempts to change the name have failed. Because Fredonyer certainly does not deserve the respect such a naming would imply: he was most well known for raping his 15-year-old stepdaughter, although he plead that she was a whore and somehow got himself pardoned by Governor Leland Stanford.

While nobody is quite sure what Fredonyer was a "doctor" of, it is known that the citizens of Rooptown found their town's land claim had never been filed at the state office when they woke up to suddenly find themselves living in "Fredonyer City." This hornswaggling was corrected within a year, thankfully, when the town was officially renamed Susanville after Susan Roop, daughter of founder and first governor of Nevada Territory Isaac Roop, who mistakenly believed his town to be in Nevada (and staged a minor war over this belief).

The heavy-set Fredonyer would proceed to thankfully rid ourselves of his presence when he died around 48 years old from a failed surgery to remove a bottle he shoved up his ass.
My Auschwitz Vacation -- On Holocaust Tourism 2024 Oct 4
The experience Harper's author Tanya Gold relates in this article is very different than my visit to Auschwitz in 2008. But then my experience was on a March of the Living trip sponsored by my local JCC, so perhaps that shielded me from the worst parts of Holocaust kitsch. But it doesn't surprise me to learn that this is happening. It's not dissimilar from the many other plights of people turned into tourism, such as Native Americans.
Too Old To Die Young 2024 Sep 27
In 2019, Nicolas Winding Refn and Ed Brubaker created a beautiful, beautifully long and drawn out, enigmatic, brutal, horrific 13-hour neo-noir masterpiece. I just found out it existed two weeks ago, and finished watching it two days ago. Now I'm struggling to understand what I saw, to tie together the threads that the narrative does not make explicit. Linked is my rambling thought process; it is not a review; there are massive spoilers.
Refried beans are only fried once 2024 Sep 27
This is doubtless common knowledge to any of the hundreds of millions of people who make refried beans, so I'm a little embarrassed I'm only learning this now, but "refried" beans are only fried once. The "refried" In the name comes from a mistranslation of the Spanish word "refrito." "Refrito" uses the prefix "re-" which unlike English, in Spanish doesn't mean "twice" but "very" – meaning the actual translation is "well fried beans."

Still tasty as all get-out, though.
Nuclear waste no-go zone 2024 Sep 25
Lest you think Chernobyl-ish zones of nuclear radiation-emitting contamination are only the trappings of the Soviet Union, be aware that there's a few thousand acres just northeast of Denver, Colorado that are similarly forbidden territory. The site of a factory under control of the United States Atomic Energy Commission, they so mishandled the facility that it was eventually raided and then shut down by fellow government agency FBI. Of course this came only after numerous, numerous whistleblowers and public protests lasting decades. No accident, though, Rocky Flats contamination was criminally negligent or just straight-up deliberate, all done in the service of the Cold War and forever expanding America's arsenal of nuclear weapons. So, a real lose-lose situation.

Now it's a "nature reserve." Though, seeing as it's not safe for humans to visit, what the hell else would it be?
Uber Greyball Conspiracy 2024 Sep 24
That time that Uber's app would use your behaviors and habits and location data and whatever else they can get their hands on to determine whether or not you were a government regulator and, if so, show you only fake cars with no available rides, therefore preventing you from investigating the company. Oh wait, that's still happening now. And yes, Uber actually openly admits to doing this conspiracy bullshit.
eBay stalking scandal 2024 Sep 24
That time in 2019 that eBay staff literally gangstalked and gaslit a couple of people critical of their policies. This really happened. eBay staff were really arrested for this unbelievable shit, including a senior director.
What do bureaucrats actually do? 2024 Sep 23
Linked is a long and interactive Washington Post article written by Michael Lewis (yes, that Michael Lewis) exploring the often-overlooked work of the massive United States federal bureaucracy. He digs deep into one particular bureaucrat, Chris Mark in the Department of Labor, who this year was up for a recognition award for work he'd done preventing fatalities in underground mining. What did Chris Mark actually do to earn this ignored award? Who is he? How does he feel about his work? What other secret superheroes lurk deep in the catacombs of bureaucracy?
What Treason Looks Like 2024 Sep 23
Los Angeles Times photographer Kent Nishimura was covering the Jan 6 protests on the ground around the Capitol building when the protests turned to riot and the rioters became insurrectionists attempting to overthrow our government. In the link is nearly 30 minutes of barely-edited GoPro footage from his helmet where you can see Nishimura working and watch the events as they unfold.
The worst place in California? 2024 Sep 20
Is the tiny city of Trona, California the worst place in the state? Well, according to the description on Tobias Zielony's photography book about the place, it is "possibly the worst place in America, if not the world." Enter the link, a 2019 "Anomalous Phenomena Investigation" free Wordpress site article by Cindy Nunn talking about a possibly haunted home in the town. The haunting isn't terribly interesting on the surface – it's all circumspect speculation and 'bad energy' – but keep reading until you get to the article's post-script, because this is one of those situations where the post-script overwhelms the original text.

Apparently, after posting her Trona ghost-hunting piece, Nunn received a wealth of hate for her article's description of the town's destitution (although the blog's comments do not reflect this, maybe she deleted them?), and here in the post-script she responds by citing many, many source texts which don't pull punches in their disgust with Trona, and then she's wholesome enough to ask the haters for an apology. But these quotes she finds are amazingly bleak, describing a town ignored by law enforcement, with meth usage in abundance accompanied as it always is by petty theft and assault and burned buildings. And the cherry on top is that "dominating the landscape [is] the Mosaic Company chemical plant, which spew[s] noxious white smoke into the air. There [is] a sulfur-like aroma." Ahh, paradise.
The Hyperlink is under attack 2024 Sep 19
The big non-branden.me platforms (i.e. Google, Twitter, Facebook) out there have set their sorting algorithms to discourage content with links to other places on the web, instead encouraging LLM-generated summaries of those places. That's why big branden.me-based websites contain huge troves of hyperlinks. I am fighting back! ...even if nobody but bots reads this website.
Departure Mono 2024 Sep 13
Departure Mono is a monospaced pixel font inspired by the constraints of early command-line and graphical user interfaces, the tiny pixel fonts of the late 90s/early 00s, and sci-fi concepts from film and television.
Also the website is sleek.
Love in the Face of Tragedy 2024 Sep 12
Jane Nakatani was my 4th grade teacher and is the mother of three sons, all who have passed away far too early. Her oldest, Glen (1961-1990), was an early casualty of the AIDS epidemic, back when it was regarded as an exclusively gay problem. Her youngest, Guy (1967-1994), was also homosexual (although he never said as much) and also contracted and eventually died from AIDS, but not before speaking to crowds (such as my elementary school) as a proponent of de-stigmatizing the disease and practicing safe sex. And sadly, her middle son, Greg (1963-1986), died early in a shooting at only twenty-three years old in what the family's biographer attributed to a excessive amount of macho stemming from compensating for his brothers' perceived lack of it in their father's eyes.

This linked article is from 1997, when Mrs. Nakatani retired with her husband, Alexander, to Hawaii. Alexander passed away last year just two weeks shy of his 87th birthday. About Jane, I can find no further information.
Blog Monetization 2024 Sep 11
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Environmental Disaster in Los Angeles 2024 Sep 11
It is common knowledge in Northern California that LA is an toxic hellhole living embodiment of the apocalypse ocean's garbled vomit on the shore, but it turns out some of this is actually true. The Dominguez Channel running through all of LA's poorest and ethnic neighborhoods has been used as an industrial runoff open sewer for so long that it is literally poisoning everything near it. Not that once the waters of the channel reach the ocean they fare much better, seeing as the coastal waters have been used as an industrial dump site for everything from radioactive waste to live ammunition to raw poisonous sludge. Los Angeles, I'm yours.
Little white lies about blue light 2024 Sep 11
Everyone knows that seeing blue lights at K-Mart means things are on sale and also that blue lights at night time makes you sleep less gooder. However, to nobody with a brain's surprise, one of these two claims is completely bullshit.
Bruce Arntson's "Tree Climbing Shoes" 2024 Sep 11
This ridiculous song from Ernest Goes to Jail has been living rent-free in my head for thirty years. "Don't make me climb the coconut tree, these aren't my tree-climbing shoes."
Why is salt iodized? 2024 Sep 11
Because lack of iodine causes many ailments, that's why. But how did doctors convince (almost) the entire world to iodize its salt supply? Surely the public was skeptical of the claims of these so-called "scientists"? Turns out, they were.
Human Revolution - Purity First 2024 Sep 9
Thirteen years ago an ad was published to sell a video game called Deus Ex. But unlike most ads, this one is strangely prescient and uniquely horrifying, and feels only more and more so with each passing year.
AT&T Long Lines 2024 Sep 9
How did a long distance phone call work in the era before satellites and fiber optics? AT&T Long Lines is how: a series of microwave repeaters linking together our country. And as they were built at the height of the Cold War and carried critical military information as well as regular phone calls (and television) their remnants serve as another of the many monuments left in our country to the threat of nuclear annihilation.
Luis Moises Gomez 2024 Sep 9
Luis Moises Gomez (born in 1660, died in 1740) was a Sephardic Jew who immigrated to New York in 1703 and established what is now the earliest-known still-standing Jewish home in America. His family and their home are now the site of a museum, which preserves their history.
Economics is Really Hard 2024 Sep 6
People don't listen to expert economists even though they should, and economists have the data to back that up. The reason for this is that economics is really hard, harder than most people expect.
Did Sandia use a thermonuclear secondary in a product logo? 2024 Sep 6
The blog post is interesting in itself, but what's really fascinating about this is the person asking it. This isn't some random internet dweeb armchair expert poking at something they don't understand. Author Alex Wellerstein is a about as much an authority on this topic as a civilian can be, and since he's baffled, therefore I too am baffled.
Santa Rosae 2024 Sep 5
The four northernmost Channel Islands of California used to be, until about 7000 years ago when the sea levels rose, one bigger Channel Island which geologists have named Santa Rosae. One of the oldest human remains in North America has been found there. Something similar happened on Maui.

Nevermind I'm lying I forgot sea level rise is a hoax.
Esselen Tribal History 2024 Sep 4
Speaking of difficult-to-get-to-places, this is the website for a Native American people called the Esselen. They are from near the place we now call Big Sur, in the very remote Santa Lucia Mountains. Now landless, their ancestral homelands were never returned to them, even though they are out of reach of almost everyone.
Terminal Island: Touring The Edge of America 2024 Sep 4
As I have been lately complaining, Terminal Island on the ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach is a difficult yet fascinating place to visit. So while it may be a trick for us to get there, we can always live vicariously, such as through this Center for Land Use Interpretation guided tour back in 2005.
Los Angeles Export Terminal 2024 Sep 4
In 1997 the city of Los Angeles spent considerable money building these two huge hemispheres out on the port to facilitate the export of coal. Just as they were completed, the coal export market collapsed, and then domes then of course became mired in a complex web of lawsuits. But here, on this page, in full 360-degree interactive panoramas, let us remember the time Los Angeles built on its coast a pair of gigantic breasts.
The Fake Resorts of Long Beach 2024 Aug 31
Off the coast of Long Beach are the strangest thing – artificial islands made to look like resorts.
The State Home at Eldridge 2024 Aug 30
On the topic of insane asylums, I don't believe in haunted buildings except here, at the home founded as "California Home for the Care and Training of Feeble Minded Children." They even called the town its in "Eldridge" – and you though Lovecraft was making this shit up. Buried in the woods, the place is positively eerie. Don't believe the lies on this historical society page, the real history of the facility is as full of abuse and horror as it looks, although it took until 2012 for the state to finally shut the place down. Jack London even wrote an escape story about inmates of this place.
Agnews East 2024 Aug 30
Santa Clara Valley famously was host to the "Agnews Development Center" – a euphemism for what they used to call insane asylums. The main "west" campus still stands, once a Sun Microsystems and now an Oracle campus. But less famous is the secondary "East" campus, which kept operating until 2011 and still exists, although only in ruin. It's abandoned and covered with graffiti, the last great palace of urban exploration in the South Bay.
The Nearby Wilderness: Seeking Solitude and Serenity in the Orestimba 2024 Aug 29
Another musing about the Orestimba, this one from a decade ago but no less poignant for the fact. The author is well familiar with the land:
The Orestimba is a wilderness in the fullest meaning of the word. As a longtime volunteer at Coe Park, I have visited the Orestimba Wilderness many times over the last 20 years. I have startled groups of tule elk, seen countless coyotes, bobcats, and golden eagles. In spring, when the hills are green and the creeks are running, I have crossed fields ablaze with shooting stars. I have watched the setting sun ignite the Rooster Comb, and a little later, I have lain down beneath a star show of stunning clarity. In most wilderness areas in the lower 48 states, there would probably be another camper a mile or two down the trail. Not here. In the Orestimba Wilderness, I’m not far from home, but the solitude is so complete, it’s almost unnerving.
Orestimba Wilderness 2024 Aug 29
I am a poor outdoorsman but I'm strangely drawn to this enormous block of wilderness just an arm's reach away from this congested, dense, metropolis in which I live. And so I thrive vicariously, through articles like this. Although I do not rule out one day wandering around the hills that I look at daily from my home.
Sealab, underneath the sea 2024 Aug 29
Growing up on science fiction, most of the stories took place on Earth, out in space, or on distant worlds. But there were always a few stories that looked down at our own oceans for their settings. Seaquest DSV, The Abyss, and Sphere are the three that first come to mind, plus of course the Adult Swim re-animated spoof, Sealab 2021.

But far less famous are our nation's actual deep sea living attempts, a series of three Sealab bases on the ocean floor in the 60s. Why this aquanaut program never captured the public's attention like its twin in space did I'll leave as an exercise for the reader, but as I've only recently learned of the program's existence, it's fair to say that humanity probably will not be colonizing the ocean anytime soon.
The border between California and Nevada is fuzzy 2024 Aug 28
Applying specific geographic coordinates to specific landform features seems trivial today, what with GPS in our pocket telling us the precise spot we're at. But GPS only goes back a generation, and the border between California and Nevada predates that by a large measure, to a time when meridians and coordinates were a touch trickier to determine. And it mattered, specifically around Tahoe, where mineral rights were being bought and sold at a furious pitch. While this dispute has mostly petered out by today, this petering is remarkably recent, with gunfights and legal disputes continuing up into modern times.
"I recently had to implement my disaster recovery plan." 2024 Aug 25
Perhaps not every organization backs up their data and has a plan to mitigate system outages and recover from a disaster, but just because the organization as a whole doesn't have a plan, doesn't mean that their IT workers don't.
Which is Getting Better: Photographers or Cameras? 2024 Aug 23
Here's a unicorn: an article about photography and cameras written by someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Erin Brooks is a top photographer, and in this substack post she tells us what she thinks about the proliferation of cell phone cameras and their impact on photography and what it means for all of us.
An Age of Hyperabundance 2024 Aug 22
What's it like at a "Conversational AI Conference?" Who attends these things? What do they talk about? What's it like to be the sole "contrarian opinion" invited to speak?

This article is incredibly well-written, and enumerates sublimely so many glaring red flags about these LLM-based chat tools and how hucksters are busy shoving into places they don't belong and actively wrecking everything.
Mark Bixby Memorial Bike Path 2024 Aug 18
It is very difficult to be a pedestrian on Terminal Island. The ports of Long Beach and Los Angeles dominate Terminal Island, and are largely responsible for the island's very existence. But the place is covered in "No pedestrians allowed" signs.

In May 2023 that changed with the opening of the Mark Bixby Memorial Bike Path. Offering a bike and pedestrian route from Long Beach and across Terminal Island, it has unique views and impressive backdrops. However sometime after it's grand opening, it closed due to "construction." I can find no mention of this construction online. I believe it's a conspiracy, that the Port Authorities objected to having pedestrian access to their ports and so begrudgingly opened the Bixby Path with some fanfare and then quietly closed it again as soon as nobody was looking.

But maybe I'm reading too much into it. (I'm not, I'm just trying to not appear unhinged.)
Your life is a room full of alligators and kittens 2024 Aug 15
Oddly wise reddit comment:
Your life is a room full of alligators and kittens. Adding more kittens will do a bit to make life less stressful and more enjoyable. But getting rid of those alligators. Damn. All that fear and anxiousness about how the alligator will react is gone. And now you can enjoy each kitten so much more because your daily fear is gone.
Text messages between Billy Corgan and D’arcy Wretzky 2024 Aug 11
When D’arcy Wretzky left Smashing Pumpkins details were scant but that there was drama was certain. That's ancient history, though, twenty-five years in the past. And although there've been rumors and hints that Wretzky may once again play with Corgan, it has yet to be. These 2018 text message screenshots (reportedly) shed some insight into their once-fraught now-extinct working relationship, but more than that, share some of the high-level decision-making that goes into a major rock band planning a concert tour going into their fourth decade of existence. They're a fascinating read all around.
SP Crater 2024 Aug 6
Why is there a crater in Arizona named "SP"? Isn't that a strange name for a Volcano? Why, yes, it is.

Quoth the Volcano Adventure Guide from 2005:
It is located on private ranch land and was named by the original owner, C.J. Babbit, in the 1880s. He was not, alas, as poetic as [the man who named the similar-looking Sunset Crater]. The bowl-shaped crater and the black spatter on the rim reminded this earthly person of a pot of excrement, and the name stuck. Mapmakers couldn't bring themselves to spell out the name, so it became "SP" – probably the only volcano in the world to be called after a rude acronym.
"Shit Pot". "SP" stands for "Shit Pot."
Market Street 1965 San Francisco Neon 2024 Aug 4
Neon-laden video clip of San Francisco’s lower Market Street in 1960s. This clip shows that every business on this strip was aglow with neon, even dentists! A bit of neon nirvana on Market Street. All of these neon signs have disappeared, except the Golden Gate Theatre and the Odd Fellows Temple.
What's up with all the genetically unfortunate people in DC? 2024 Aug 4
We find poetry in unexpected places. Such as this reddit post.
I come to DC for a couple weeks of education, culture, and fun. The museums and food are fantastic. But the city is so miserable and grim, everyone is so exhausting to look at, so I try my chances at a club. Nobody is dressed hot, and everyone has uneven lips and fat shoulders that broaden their face and long torsos and dry elbows with nary a clue that they look like that. The fact that I saw Chelsea boots on a woman, a woman who I presume is college-educated and aware it is the year 2022, a woman who was wearing stone washed boot cut high rise jeans as well, like some sort of time traveler with her notes mixed up, made me so profoundly distressed that I had to go back to my hotel and rest. Additionally, I have never been in a club where people are so grimly determined to look like they're having fun. Where is the sprezzatura? Must you all look so pained?
San Jose homeless man scultping Warhammer 40K armor suits out of trash 2024 Aug 4
This guy living on the street is making Chaos Space Marine sculptures out of zip ties and discarded items he finds lying around. His name is Jared Clark and he's doing an incredibly good job of it, too. Go check it out on Curtner, near where it crosses Highway 87 and the train tracks.
Every Best Picture Winner Ranked by How Good a Muppets Version Would Be 2024 Aug 3
The headline is the premise, and the article more than delivers on the premise. And here I was thinking journalism was dead. Prove me wrong, Hard Drive, prove me wrong!
Romain Trystram 2024 Aug 3
Is having a "favorite illustrator" a thing people do? I have a favorite illustrator and their name is Romain Trystram and their art is just fantastic, the colors and shapes and imagery and emotions. Take a look.
The Best Police Sketch 2024 Aug 2
Here's a clip from a local news anchor trying to describe the simply fantastic police sketch he is provided with, live on air. Brilliance in television.
Olaudah Equiano 2024 Aug 1
While there's probably better places to link than Wikipedia, at this moment I just want to bookmark this man's existence. Copy/pasting from the wik:
Olaudah Equiano (c. 1745 – 31 March 1797), known for most of his life as Gustavus Vassa, was a writer and abolitionist. According to his memoir, he was from the village of Essaka in modern southern Nigeria. Enslaved as a child in West Africa, he was shipped to the Caribbean and sold to a Royal Navy officer. He was sold twice more before purchasing his freedom in 1766.
Apparently on Wikipedia you can't say that someone is black even if their being black plays a major and defining role in their life, seeing as Equiano was a black man living in 18th century white-and-racist-as-fuck England.
The Print Shop 2024 Jul 31
In 1984 the best-selling computer software was Broderbund's The Print Shop – a program which could create signs and greeting cards and letterheads. Now, through the bliss of the internet, you can relive the best part of the 80s and print out (to PDF) your creations.
Congress's Cold War-era nuclear hideaway 2024 Jul 31
You can't just keep your telephone infrastructure safe from nuclear attack, you've got to unfortunately keep your Congress safe, too. And that's why the Greenbrier Resort in the Allegheny Mountain town of White Sulphur Springs contains a secret 1,100-bunk wing of the hotel behind a huge blast door and buried 720 feet underground. What used to be a national secret was exposed in 1992 by an anonymous government employee and now-a-days if you go there, you can take a tour.
How to design telephone switching stations that survive a nuclear attack 2024 Jul 31
In Cheshire, Connecticut is buried underground an AT&T phone switching facility from the 1960s, with all the equipment (including toilets) mounted on springs so as to survive when the Russkies inevitably lob a nuke at America. The facility not only includes massive power generators and air filtration systems, but a suite for the survivors to live in for up to 30 days, including brand new pairs of Converse shoes so they discard their old, fallout-contaminated pairs.
Where the heck did badminton's shuttle come from? 2024 Jul 30
There's a lot of loosey goosey "history" articles on the internet about badminton's shuttle, but the New York Times in 2016 had at least the most information about modern Olympic shuttlecocks. Nobody knows who first attached goose feathers to a wooden pellet and smacked it around with a racket, but everyone seems to agree that we like whacking them about.
Why are complex things "Byzantine"? 2024 Jul 30
It seems rude that the most lasting legacy of the eastern half of the Roman empire is that the word we use to describe them also means "frustratingly complex." How did this word 'Byzantine' come to mean this? Was racism involved? Racism was involved, wasn't it?

According to this article, though the word "byzantine" didn't enter common usage until the 1960s, even Napoleon warned his people not to become preoccupied with "petty quarrels" like the court of the Byzantine emperor, so I guess it's fair to say that the Byzantine empire's reputation for busying itself with inefficiencies, well-earned or otherwise, has if nothing else been enduring.
Crowdstrike's impact on aviation 2024 Jul 29
When Crowdstrike did a whoopsie a couple weeks back, exactly how many flights were canceled? This guy did the research.
When an Argentine pirate conquered Monterey 2024 Jul 28
In 1818, when Monterey was the capital of Spanish Alta California, an Argentine captain Hippolyte Bouchard (born in France, 1780) attacked the city and with a force of 200 armed men, conquered it and burned down the presidio. He didn't kill anyone in the process, however, and after six days grew bored and left, letting the Spanish return and resume doing their thing, I guess. Although Bouchard later abandoned Argentina in favor of Peru, turns out he is still considered something of an Argentine hero, and his whole story is steeped in nineteenth-century sailing shenanigans.
The time the USA didn't bomb Sudan 2024 Jul 28
In the 1960s our wise American leaders blew to smithereens with a nuclear bomb a place called Sedan, Nevada. These manchildren posing as serious scientists claimed they wanted to see if nuclear kabooms could be used to quickly mine things, but instead proved that Americans really don't like living in huge plumes of radioactive fallout. Who coulda guessed? And there the matter lied until 2005, when a House of Representatives committee report confused the names "Sedan" and "Sudan" and talked about doing some casual nuclears over in Africa. The Sudanese noticed, and they were less than thrilled to discover that their sandy country was now being claimed as an American test site! But it was explained, it was all just a typo. "A likely story," the Sudanese said, and launched their own investigation. The results of said investigation are not mentioned in this BBC article, but one must presume that they found themselves assassinated by the CIA unable to prove anything.
This river doesn't exist 2024 Jul 26
Early in the days of European exploration of America the surveyors hoped for and desired for and even drew onto maps a great river running from the Rocky Mountains and out west into the Pacific Ocean. A river such as that would've been very useful to their goals of providing easy transport to settlers fulfilling Manifest Destiny. They even named this river: the Buenaventura.

But the map, clearly, is not the territory, and the Buenaventura as we now know does not exist. As the many, many expeditions sent to find it proved, The Great Basin exists, the Great Salt Lake, while big, is not actually the Pacific Ocean, and the Sacramento, while mighty, flows only from the Sierra Nevada.

It took intrepid explorer and asshole John C Fremont himself to talk President Polk out of this riparian denial, that drawing lines on a map cannot simply conjure up a river. Although all this desire to get people going west did inspire Fremont to invest heavily into railroads... which would have made him rich, had he speculated on the correct railroads.
Armenians in Fresno 2024 Jul 26
Why does California, and Fresno in particular, have so many people of Armenian descent? It started with Hagop Seropian and his brothers in 1881 who found the climate similar to their homeland, and when their business was successful, more of their fellows followed. But, sadly, the population really expanded with people fleeing the Armenian Genocide committed by Turkey in 1914-15.
Simple Sabotage Field Manual 2024 Jul 26
Quoth the CIA:
The rascally spies of OSS knew a thing or two about mischief making, especially when it came to undermining America’s enemies in World War II. One of their more imaginative ideas was to train everyday citizens in the art of simple sabotage. Thus, the “Simple Sabotage Field Manual” was born.

This previously classified booklet describes ways to train normal people to be purposely annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.
And then the manual's best guidance:
Managers and Supervisors: To lower morale and production, think of the worst boss you’ve had and act like that. Be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work. When possible, refer all matters to committees for 'further study and consideration.' Attempt to make the committees as large and bureaucratic as possible.
Moron lies his way into full scholarship and then brags about it online 2024 Jul 26
Here's a reddit thread from someone who frauded and scammed their way through high school in India and into Lehigh University in Philadelphia and actually pulled all this off. Until they decided to brag about the entire thing on a reddit post... which was promptly turned over to Lehigh's fraud team, who then had the student arrested and deported. Brilliant.
How did a hiker get lost for 10 days on a 1-mile creek surrounded by civilization? 2024 Jul 26
For a short moment this summer my home of Santa Cruz County was in the global spotlight. The reason: A man was miraculously rescued after being lost for 10 days in the forest, found alive and well. Big outlets like the New York Times, CNN, and the BBC jumped on the story, posting photos of the hiker covered in mud, overcome with emotion as he was reunited with his family.

And while I was relieved that he’d been found safe, in my opinion, all the media outlets were missing a key point. The story wasn’t adding up. ... Someone who doesn’t know the Santa Cruz Mountains well might read that story during their morning coffee, crack a small smile at the heart-warming news, and never think about it again. But, having grown up in the area, I was left scratching my head. How on Earth does a local who is, according to the NYT, 'an experienced backpacker who has traversed other rugged regions of the United States,' get lost for 10 days?
jwz 2024 Jul 23
Is it an exaggeration to say that jamie zawinski invented the modern web? Probably. But I can think of few less inspiring in the internet's history than jwz.
Copying is the way design works 2024 Jul 23
This is an essay about copying, and why it's such an essential part of the design process.
Color Boop 2024 Jul 21
From the same creator as the last post, poking around his website, I found this simple, fun, mesmerizing "Color Boop" game he created. You click on the screen to boop the colors. I'm currently on challenge 52.
How not use box-shadow 2024 Jul 21
And I thought I had a decent understanding of CSS... here's someone who built a ray tracing 3D rendering engine using nothing but box-shadow. Fun watching my CPU melt, tho.
Interview with Wallachian Cobwebs 2024 Jul 20
I started listening to this weird spooky music from an act called Wallachian Cobwebs maybe about three years ago (my favorite track: An Accumulation of Anguish). I know nothing about who these people are other than that the creepy, haunting, ethereal sounds are strangely captivating and addictive. The creators stay mysterious, except linked here is an interview with them, on a now-defunct Wordpress blog dedicated to the genre "dungeon synth," a label new to me but which sounds appropriate.
“The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion” 2024 Jul 19
This article is from September 2000 and sadly still relevant. It turns out a good number of anti-choice, anti-women's rights protestors find themselves going to the very same abortion clinics they've protested to themselves have abortions, and then turn right around and continue protesting as if they were the sole moral exception. With the erosion of rights for all in our country and the ascendancy of Christian totalitarianism as a legitimate political belief articles like this serve as a reminder of the fundamental hypocrisy in so-called conservative morals.
Windows 98 Disk Defrag Simulator 2024 Jul 15
A simulator of the classic Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter tool. Relive the nostalgia of defragmenting different disk drives!
Large Horse 2024 Jul 9
It's a large horse.
NUTS! 2024 Jul 9
The story of, in World War II at the battle of Bastogne, Brigadier General Anthony C. McAuliffe responded to a German demand to surrender with the very short message, "Nuts!"
Canopée 2024 Jul 5
The Canopée is the world's first sail-assisted hybrid cargo ship. It moves Ariane 6 rocket parts around the world. It's sails are mounted on four vertical masts, making it 30% less fuel-consuming than were it powered by combustion alone. Perhaps it represents the future of ocean transport.
Juan de Fuca 2024 Jul 3
If you're on the west coast of North America you've probably heard the name Juan de Fuca in reference to the strait or tectonic plates named after him. But not only was he actually a Greek man named Ioannis Fokas, he may not have even existed. His legacy remains primarily in accounts of an Englishman Michael Lok, and despite sailing supposedly for King Phillip II no Spanish records of de Fuca exist. The Pacific Northwest strait became named after him because of Lok's stories, famous to another English captain named Charles Barkley.
EM Photography 2024 Jul 2
Emily Menges is a photographer and also a defender on the Bay FC, the NWSL club near me. So that's pretty awesome.
Let's do it 2024 Jun 26
There's a town in the timber country of far northern California called "Loleta." Why name a town after a Nabokov book about a ... you know? Well, it's not. That book wasn't published until 1955, whereas this town was named in 1893. However, the name is still bad. Because it turns out that... well, read it direct from the source (Ellen Golla, in a 2007 letter to the editor of Humboldt County's Times-Standard):
"In 1893, the residents of what was then known as Swauger's Station decided to change the town's name. Mrs. Rufus F. Herrick consulted a Wiyot elder to find an appropriate indigenous appellation. The Indians actually called it katawólo 't.

A joke was played on Mrs. Herrick. The elderly gentleman told her that it was hó wiwItak. This does not translate as 'beautiful place at the end of the river,' but rather 'Let's have intercourse!'

She interpreted the last part of the phrase, in baby-talk fashion, as Loleta. And thus she suggested 'Loleta' to the residents of the town, which they accepted."
venicesurfreport.com 2024 Jun 23
So much of what makes the internet special is the ability to connect with individuals. Here is a story in a reddit comment about a now-forgotten website that, for a brief moment in time, brought the personalities of the people living on the beach in Venice, California to the wider world.

Update: and here's a contemporary blog post about said website.
The Decemberists Pave Their Own Way 2024 Jun 21
This is a music magazine called Paste's long analysis of the recently-released 9th studio LP from The Decemberists, "As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again." He talks a bit about the process, the inspiration, the place in The Decemberists' overall catalog, and how frontman and songwriter Colin Meloy feels writing songs for a band now entering its second quarter of a century. The author doesn't care much for The Decemberists' previous LP, 2018's "I'll Be Your Girl," but this is because he's wrong. Otherwise the article is good and interesting.
Joe vs Elan School 2024 Jun 21
A long and autobiographic webcomic-ish tale about what it's like to be ripped out of your adolescence and shoved into an abusive prison that presents to the world as a Center for Troubled Teens, this author was instrumental (according to himself) in bringing down the institution which traumatized him. Chapters 1 to 50 are about life in the program, the remaining 50 (which get progressively longer with each chapter) are about his life afterwards and get a little bit meandering.
“The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time” Dungeons Ranked by How Well They’d Serve as a Music Venue 2024 Jun 17
This is the type of quality video game content our society depends on.
5000 Photos 2024 Jun 14
I just posted my 5000th photo to Flickr (according to the photo counter on the Flickr page). That's a dang lot of photos – assuming a rate of one per day, it works out to every day since 2011. Where did all these photos come from? What am I doing with my life?
Troll Map 2024 Jun 13
Thomas Dambo is covering the land in giant trolls. Here's where they are, at the moment, along with who they are and what they do.
Ultrasonic investigations in shopping centres 2024 Jun 10
Much has been written about the surveillance state we now live in, where one can now reasonably assume that if they are in any inhabitable location they are now being recorded on video. But less noted has been the emergence of universal loudspeakers – how every public social gathering place is under a layer of ubiquitous sound projection. The muzak is one thing, but did you know that these loudspeakers play constant and ambient broadcasts of tones outside the range of normal human hearing? I certainly did not. What is the purpose of these tones? What inadvertent physiological effects do they have on us? What about on animals? Why are we making these sounds in the first place?
Omar Ibn Said 2024 Jun 5
Omar ibn Said was born around 1770 in the Fula tribes of West Africa, where he lived and became a Muslim scholar. In 1807 he was enslaved and brought in captivity to Charleston, South Carolina. He escaped, although ended up in prison in North Carolina, where he wrote in Arabic on the walls of his cell. This brought him to the attention of Jim Owen and his brother John Owen, the governor, with whom he remained until his death in 1864. They claim he converted to Christianity, but this appears to something he only said to appease his owners.

His is the only known North American slave autobiography written in Arabic. Quoting the Library of Congress:
The importance of this lies in the fact that such a biography was not edited by Omar ibn Said's owner, as those of other slaves written in English were, and is therefore surmised to be more authentic. Second, it is an important document that attests to the high level of education, and the long tradition of a written culture that existed in Africa at the time. It also reveals that many Africans who were brought to the United States as slaves were followers of Islam, an Abrahamic and monotheistic faith. Such documentation counteracts prior assumptions of African life and culture.
The Lost Cosmonauts 2024 Jun 5
In the height of the Cold War, two Italian amateur radio operators claimed to have intercepted secret Soviet space communications where they overheard, among other things a cosmonaut being lost to the depths of the abyss. At the time, people believed them, after all, the Soviet Union was known to keep quiet about their follies. Now-declassified Soviet records have no mention of this, and while absence cannot prove a negative, it's a strong case that this supposed recording of a "lost cosmonaut" was a hoax. Although, any skeptic could point out that the manner in which some of the most dramatic records were made – at press events, in front of journalists – is perhaps a bit too theatric to have been taken seriously in the first place.
Sri Lanka's Mythical Bridge Over the Ocean 2024 Jun 3
Sometimes legend does align with the geologic record, as in the case with Adam's Bridge, a shallow landform connecting the island of Sri Lanka with the mainland Indian subcontinent. Myths say it used to be walkable, and geologists who have studied it confirm this, that sea levels have risen to cover what used to be a very large isthmus.
Thugee: Monsters of Orientalism 2024 Jun 2
The word "thug" famously comes from the Sanskrit word "thag" due to the reports of "thuggee" – tribes of organized highway bandits in India which would steal and murder from unsuspecting travelers. But how much of this is true, and how much of it it simply Western Orientalism projected onto India and reinforced through lurid tales? This paper in Nature puts forth the argument that since most accounts of thuggee come not from Indian sources but from British, that the thugs in question likely didn't ever exist at all.
Non-Euclidean Doom: what happens to a game when pi is not pi 2024 May 29
Can a game rendering engine render a world where pi is not equal to 3.1415etc? Turns out, the answer is "sometimes." What does it look like? How do things interact when the shortest path between two objects is no longer a straight line?
Supernovas near you 2024 May 28
This is a short Scientific American article that talks about how often "local" supernovas occur and what happens when they do, getting into frequency and causes and the scale of the situation. Not the most practical of information to fill you brain with, but interesting to me.
Brian Eno on nostalgia in art 2024 May 27
Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.
The Last Sound You Will Ever Hear 2024 May 27
Sonar is loud. Very loud. Quite possibly the loudest sound humanity makes on purpose. It's so loud, it boils the water near the Sonar equipment. It kills anything near it. It can stun divers even 100 miles away. It also sounds nothing like what is played in movies.
The Space Quest II Master Disk Blunder 2024 May 24
Or the time that Sierra On-Line accidentally sent their game engine source code to all their customers, back in 1988, and nobody realized until 2016.
Turkish Drone Celebrates President of Iran Dying in Helicopter Crash 2024 May 21
So apparently... the Ebrahim Raisa, the president of Iran, and some other Iranian mucky-mucks died in a helicopter crash a couple days ago. The Iranian air force searched for the crash but could not find it, so they asked for help. The USA said no. Turkey helped, though, sending a drone over to search. However the drone's flight path was a little irregular... not only carving out a crescent and star symbol (the Ottoman emblem) over the terrain, but also making a beeline between secret Iranian military sites on its way to and from the crash. Huh.
Levi Wedel Photography 2024 May 18
Levi Wedel is the greatest living left-handed photographer of industrial alleyways using instant film in Calgary, Canada. His photography is fascinating and inspirational.
Notes on El Salvador 2024 May 18
I've linked this series before, but this new El Salvador writeup is something else. He explains the history and politics of the country with a clarity and directness rarely found when researching any country, let alone a relatively small Central American state.
The Forged Apple Employee Badge 2024 May 16
Apple (the computer company) has inadvertently created a market in memorabilia, apparently, to the point that sellers on eBay are forging old company documentation and selling it for (in this instance) $950. Good lord.
Pallet vs. Palate vs. Palette 2024 May 14
Due to poor life choices I find my vocabulary frequently includes the words "pallet" (as in those shipping things) and "palette" (as in what painters use) but that I also frequently confuse the spelling between the two. Throw "palate" (the roof of your mouth, or also your sense of taste) into the mix and wtf is going on here? Monsignors Merriam and/or Webster as usual come to the rescue.
Heavy Metal Parking Lot 2024 May 11
Step back in time to 1984 in this seventeen-minute long VHS-quality video of footage edited together by Judas Priest fans interviewing each other in a parking lot prior to one of their concerts. Apparently this used to be traded around in bootleg copies only before eventually making its way, as does everything, to the internet. Now you can pay $1 to watch it on Amazon. And should, because it is simply amazing.
Magic Edge, Inc. 2024 May 11
I visited Magic Edge when I was an adolescent. It was a motion flight simulator in Palo Alto where you could pretend to dogfight against other players in modern but high-tech fighter jets. While I don't see many references anymore to this Silicon Valley Mountain View 90s anomaly, I recently read a book where the author retold his experience in the simulator. And so I did some searching online, finding not much, but did stumble upon this, a short recollection from someone who worked there, along with some photos and videos.
Sam Yo was once a Buddhist Monk 2024 May 10
This is a puff piece in People magazine, but since it's about the best Peloton instructor Sam Yo, we'll forgive it for that and read it anyway.
In Our Name: A Message from Jewish Students at Columbia University 2024 May 9
I whole-heartedly echo the opinions and sentiments expressed in this open letter signed by several hundred students at Columbia University speaking out against the antisemitism and antizionism they are bearing witness to on their campus and in their community. Antizionism in particular has become only the latest blood libel of which Jews are accused, now adapted to the modern demons of colonialism and genocide. It fills me with respect that such a well-balanced but fiercely defensive letter is being published at a prominent institution.
The Hobbit Duology 2024 May 9
This feature-length documentary analyzing what's wrong with The Hobbit movie trilogy is fascinating, very well done, and gripping enough to have me watching it's entire running length despite never having seen any of The Hobbit movies. Peter Jackson's LotR trilogy wasn't perfect but it at least felt like a fair adaptation. Whereas The Hobbit turned me off – and you'd think I'd be its target audience – from its promotional material alone. I think this is another case where the movie analyzing what went wrong with a movie is more watchable than the movie in question (see: The Phantom Menace).
Glendenning Barn 2024 May 9
The Apple spaceship campus in Cupertino is the cutting edge of private, hyper-modern, secretive technology company campuses covered in the the most advanced, updated buildings money could buy, and one old barn. Why one old barn? Turns out, it was less of a pain in the ass to just let it continue to exist and use it for its original function.
Burying poop in the ground... for good and profit! 2024 May 5
What if we took nature pooping to an industrial scale? Could it actually be a solution to greenhouse gas emissions? I don't understand how it possibly could be, but the people in this Verge article seem to think so, and some very large companies are throwing money at them to make it happen. Actual answer to our ongoing catastrophe or wishful poop thinking?
AncientPunk 2024 May 4
As much as I complain about AI ruining things, there are also people out there using it to great effect to generate visualizations that they'd be otherwise unable of creating. One great example is this reddit user /u/frontbackend who is the author of this "ancientpunk" series of image sets of old civilizations – Egyptians, Greeks, Aztecs, Romans – brought into the cyperpunk future. It's that delicious fusion of motifs mixed with a Ralph McQuarrie aesthetic that capture my imagination here. Also on instagram.
Dylan Andersen Photography 2024 May 1
Dylan is a Southern California portrait and lifestyle photographer & videographer, based in Orange County. Him and I also have met up a few times to chat and take photos together.
Footage from the world in 1896 2024 Apr 29
This YouTube channel has posted a video taking old Lumiere Brothers footage shot in cities around the world 1896 to 1900 and colorized it, upscaled it, and converted it to 60fps. This seventeen minute trip into the past feels like viewing the world through a time machine, seeing common people doing everyday things in a way not usually available to us beyond a few decades back.
Where do used clothes ultimately end up? 2024 Apr 28
When you've worn a clothing a dozen, two dozen, three dozen times and it's starting to get too worn for you to think it's decent, you send it away to a clothing recycler. What they do they do with it? Turns out, a lot of it despite attempts at innovating repurposing ends up dumped in the desert in Chile and set on fire. This lengthy article goes into how and why, and what people are doing about it. You can see this spot for yourself on the Google Maps.
Suburbs 2024 Apr 26
Hayden Clay is a photographer and visual artist who creates magical surreal imagery. "Suburbs" is his newest project.
The Man Who Killed Google Search 2024 Apr 23
I've spent a lot of time complaining about Google in the past few years, specifically because Google used to be so good and lately it's been so bad and getting worse. And in this blog I've found a kindred spirit. This man hates what Google is becoming, and with a passion.
The Canon Digital Rebel 2024 Apr 21
I've linked the Sep 4, 2003 review of the first affordable dSLR – the Canon Digital Rebel. I was fortunate enough to be able to afford one such camera right at the cusp of my entering the workforce a year after it was released, and it is a camera I still have to this day. Of course I do not use it much anymore, but it still works. And to prove such, I went out and shot some photos with it. What's remarkable is how strongly the image quality holds up. The major problem it turns out with using this 20-year-old digital camera is that the interface itself is clumsy. Click on to read more musings attached to the images direct.
1939 General Motors Futurliner 2024 Apr 20
In the 1930s GM set out to show Americans what the future looked like, and they did so in a traveling roadshow called Parade of Progress and captained by one of only twelve custom-built art deco megacoaches: The Futurliner. The linked article has a busload of info, and The Drive also has a piece about what they're like behind the wheel.
Table of irregular verbs 2024 Apr 13
I love verbs which reach their various tenses through irregular means. They're great.
Massive corruption conviction in Vietnam worth ~9% of GDP 2024 Apr 12
Truong My Lan has been convicted of embezzling some impossibly huge percentage of Vietnam's gross domestic product alongside 85 other prominent bankers and government officials. What is clearly internal party politics boiling over as economic news, things are shaking up in the country in a way that's easy for an outsider like myself to miss the nuance of. But as each place on Earth struggles with adapting old strongman practices into modern power structures, it's interesting to see what's the Vietnamese version.
The Past and Future of Flickr 2024 Apr 11
Linked is an interview by This Week in Photo's Frederick Van Johnson of SmugMug/Flickr COO Ben MacAskill which is surprisingly frank and transparent, talking about the challenges that Flickr has had in the past, why SmugMug of all company's are their latest (and probably last) acquirer, some of the technical feats the team pulled off in freeing Flickr from Verizon (including datacenter specifics), and a glimpse at the fascinating factoid that SmugMug was the very first Amazon Web Services customer (back before it was even called AWS). I'm not just linking to any random Flickr videos, this one's actually good.
Santa Justa Lift 2024 Apr 11
There's a beautiful and fantastical industrial age elevator in Lisbon, Portugal that's still operating, partly as a tourist attraction but also as a real part of the city's public transit network. Imagine if we took such care and interest to pedestrian needs in America.
The world of estranged parents' forums 2024 Apr 8
I am blessed to have no estrangements in my family but boy do I love reading about them in other families via the joy that is internet gossip. Used to be just us dorks online back in the old days, but now that literally everyone is online, so with it comes those narcissistic parents who claim they don't understand why their children have stopped speaking to them. And apparently there's forums full of them, reassuring each other that their children are indeed selfish and that surely they themselves are not the problem. The trick is to remember that when they say "I just don't understand" it's codeword for "I refuse to understand" – the rhetorical refuge of assholes.
Compounding our Modifiers 2024 Apr 8
Why do we sometimes hyphenate between two otherwise normal words? The hyphen shows up when two words are used together in a single thought to modify the noun which follows them. This well-researched article from the American Copy Editors Society from 2005 dives through the whole story and its sources.
Transitional Landscapes - JM Golding 2024 Apr 8
JM Golding is a photographer and artist who works largely with Holga and other toy cameras. Transitional Landscapes is a collection of ethereal landscapes made from multiple overlapping exposures.
Photographer Mike Hawkins 2024 Apr 7
Another long-time Flickr contact of mine Mike Hawkins was today featured on the Flickr Blog due to his astounding backyard astrophotography.
Robert Scoble interviews Thomas Hawk in his home 2024 Apr 4
Apologies for linking to TwitterX but that's where this interview is posted. It's a half-hour video stream of Robert Scoble chatting with photographer Thomas Hawk about his slide scanning "obsession" where we learn a bit about Hawk's motivations and process and inspirations. I've been tracking Hawk for decades on Flickr (and have met him) but this was still a fascinating behind-the-scenes insight.
Olympus OMPC 2024 Apr 3
The perfect camera write-up doesn't exisI have now discovered the perfect camera write-up. I don't own and have never used an Olympus OMPC but now thanks to this article I don't have to. It's everything I ever wanted to know. Every camera write-up should strive for this article's perfect and concise brilliance.
here lies andy; peperony and chease 2024 Apr 3
Oregon Trail is basically the most perfect game ever created. It's got a dramatic story (you're striking out west to make your fortune!) thrilling violence (characters break their bones and die of preventable diseases on the regular) and a gritty climax (caulking your wagon and floating it through The Dalles). It also lets you leave tombstones behind for members of your party who die along the trail. As in, permanently leave tombstones, so that any subsequent player of that copy of the game can visit and read that tombstone.

When, years later, someone ripped an Oregon Trail ROM and put it online, it included one such tombstone from a party member who passed early in the game, essentially guaranteeing that every single person who's played Oregon Trail in the last twenty years has encountered it. And what's on that tombstone is the most perfectly 90s thing ever: a horribly-spelled reference to a 1995 TV commercial for Tombstone frozen pizzas.

Here lies andy
peperony and chease
Working with Uwe Boll 2024 Apr 3
My guess is that most people have probably forgotten about the world's least competent major film director, Uwe Boll, but for some reason I have not. And so I stumbled across this Something Awful article from 2005 (with writing so smug and hyperbolic you should already be cringing) but what it does purport to shed light upon is what is it like to actually work with Uwe Boll. The author is Blair Erickson (who later went on to make some movies I've never heard of) who says he was asked to submit some scripts to Boll early in the development of Alone in the Dark. What amount of the tale is true versus Something Awful's typical dramatic inflation I of course cannot say but it does shed some interesting if not surprising insights.
Why did chemical company 3M make floppy discs? 2024 Apr 3
This IEEE/Tedium article titled "The Rise and Fall of 3M’s Floppy Disk – The high-profile creator of magnetic media gave it up nearly three decades ago" talks about exactly that. The history of magnetic storage is reviewed, including its unexpected serendipity that brought the chemical company famous for its adhesives into prominence as the premiere maker of this once-vital computer peripheral.
Guess my RGB 2024 Apr 1
This game generates an RGB color and you must guess it. It is the perfect game.
Cecil George Harris's Will 2024 Mar 31
On June 8, 1948, Saskatchewan farmer Cecil George Harris was being crushed to death by his tractor when he used a pocketknife to carved out his will into the paint on the side of the fender, "In case I die in this mess I leave all to the wife." Canadian courts accepted this carving as a perhaps the world's most unusual legal document, and this macabre peculiarity (and the knife) remain on display at the College of Law at the University of Saskatchewan.
How document copying led to flextime and world citizenship 2024 Mar 28
Another Computers Are Bad post, this one weaving the thread through the history of the xerographic process, how those xerographs were accounted for, and how that inventor later went on to create the flextime schedule and then renounce his citizenship from Germany and become a "citizen of the world."
Return of Flying Toasters 2024 Mar 28
Now your favorite After Dark can live again... in your browser!
AI-guided bombs 2024 Mar 27
This article titled "The Pentagon’s Silicon Valley Problem" talks about the relationship between the tech industry and the Department of Defense. Of course this pseudo-AI bullshit is making inroads there because if you ignore the marketing drivel as flavor-of-the-week hogwash it is other people look at you as if you're some kind of luddite, but what I find particularly frightening is the implication that people are trusting these "AI" LLMs with military decisions. Whether true or not... well, you'd hope not.
Slit-Scan Photography 2024 Mar 26
The Horizon Perfekt is a 35mm camera which exposes the film through a rotating lens, creating panoramic negatives wider than the lens can expose at any one moment. What if a digital camera could do the same? Enter slit-scan photography – a digital sensor that's thousands of pixels tall but only one pixel wide. Traditionally used in document scanners and industrial tools, what would a field version of a slit-scan camera look like? Photographer and engineer Daniel Lawrence Lu shows us exactly this on his website, but he doesn't go into much detail on how these photos came to be. Luckily for us, Paul Mison back in 2018 interviewed Lu about his innovative techniques, and we can now learn just how challenging it is to photograph using slit-scan.
Ziggurat Vertigo 2024 Mar 25
The reality-bending Ziggurat Vertigo level from 1996's Quake lives on as the most memorable environment from the game, and this linked article explains how it achieved this feat, showcasing what the groundbreaking engine was truly capable of and demonstrating how old-fashioned were Quake's competitors.
Barcelona’s famous Sagrada Familia will finally be completed in 2026 2024 Mar 25
The famously incomplete basilica is scheduled to finally be "finished" (by which they mean, the 18th and final spire completed, ending major construction) in a couple years. Neat! Also the article spuriously refers to the building as a "cathedral" which even this Jew knows is wrong, as "cathedral" doesn't mean "big church", it means "building which hosts a cathedra (throne of a bishop)". It is accurately a "basilica" though, since it has been designated as such by the pope because of its importance.
Abandoned partially-built skyscraper in LA now covered in graffiti 2024 Mar 24
The title about sums it up. Oceanwide Plaza is a $1B construction project that stalled in 2019 leaving downtown Los Angeles with a half-built collection of towers. Now graffiti artists have taken over, producing some dramatic images of huge skyscrapers covered in street art.

Like out of a cyberpunk novel.
Apple is facing Monopoly charges because of the iPhone 2024 Mar 23
I'm tracking this story because it feels relevant to me even though I neither work in the industry nor have any stake in its outcome. But this article, titled "A few thoughts on the Apple DOJ antitrust case, from someone who isn’t riding his first rodeo" helps explain why – tech anti-trust cases such as this have historically been hugely impactful on technology itself in ways that aren't immediately apparent. And I especially appreciate this line: "So, based on my specific expertise, I can tell you: Be prepared, over the coming months, for some lousy punditry."
A Fire Upon The Deep, Annotated 2024 Mar 21
In light of yesterday's news, this link is now spreading around the web, and rightfully so. It's a full copy of Vinge's amazing A Fire Upon the Deep, but annotated mostly by Vinge himself during the writing and development process with his commentary upon his own work.
Vernor Vinge (1944-2024) 2024 Mar 21
Massively influential SciFi author Vernor Vinge has passed away.
16 Ducks That Think They’re Flamingos 2024 Mar 20
You see, they're ducks, and they're standing on one leg -- like a flamingo -- even though they're ducks -- which normally stand on two legs, or swim I guess -- but they're hanging out with flamingos and even surrounded by flamingos who are all standing on one leg like flamingos do and so the ducks are like confused or something and so are also standing on one leg -- which, again, very un-duck-like behavior, right? -- and there's a heckuva lot of them, like it's a trend or something.
Rainbots 2024 Mar 13
Luca Carey is an artist and illustrator living in the Bronx who creates the psychedelic imagery seen on Dan Terminus album covers, among other places.
Relics of the Ancients 2024 Mar 13
Linked is a website which maps and collects information about the "mysterious" stone structures which line California, the most known of which are the East Bay Walls. They are mysterious in that their builders are unknown and predate any written or oral histories. While entirely less famous than Stonehenge, California it turns out does have its own collection of cairns and other megalithic structure.
Are We Watching The Internet Die? 2024 Mar 13
Linked is yet another article which begins by bemoaning the rise of content aggregators and the scam inherent in the operations of a site like reddit. That's not interesting. Yet in the later paragraphs things pick up as the author digs into the ultimate problem with "generative AI" – that we are watching it begin to enter into a feedback loop, training new models on "content" inadvertently created by other models, not on actual human work. This, the author points out, is effectively freezing AI models in time in 2023, the last year before generated content exploded and overwhelmed old-fashioned manual efforts.

Fear not, fellow internet spectator, as the brandensite will remain gloriously AI-free while we eat our popcorn watching web society burn to the ground before datacenter-backed climate change makes fools of us all.
Nancy Ross Gooch 2024 Mar 13
Nancy Ross Gooch (1811—1901) was a black American woman, born as a slave, and California Gold Rush pioneer. Freed from slavery when California entered the Union as a Free State in 1850, she and husband Peter made their fortune right at the site where James Marshall discovered gold at Sutter's Mill by working for the miners doing carpentry and domestic chores. They used that money to buy their son, Andrew Monroe, from slavery in Missouri, as well as purchase land until they became major landholders in Coloma. Andrew and his wife Sarah successfully farmed that land, and it was their land which was eventually purchased from Andrew's son, Pearley, by the state government to create the Marshall Gold Discovery State Historic Park.
Mines of Titan 2024 Mar 12
When I was a somewhere around ten years old (in 1992) a friend of mine's parents had some PCs set up at their house ostensibly for work – connected to printers that printed onto sheets of ruby – but also with early video games. At my house we had graphical games thanks to Nintendo and a Macintosh SE but nothing like the weird and imaginative DOS-based text-only/text-heavy games such as this one, the one I remember most fondly: Mines of Titan. You can now of course play all these games free in a web browser, although don't make the mistake of thinking that a game being old meaning that it is easy. I recommend using the walkthrough to get you started.
A year of running commentary 2024 Mar 12
Just over a year ago I started posting this crap here. Since then I have posted 205 links to whatever was attracting my interest at that time. This has resulted in absolutely nothing. Hip hip hooray!
What's up with mixed quality of HN comments? 2024 Mar 11
Sometimes the comments on HackerNews are so insightful, add so much depth to the link. Other times the comments are a dumpster file of juvenile pseudo-intellectualism. What gives? This person has a baseless theory, but in a sea of unknowability the theory's got what counts – that sense of feeling right.
a history of the tty 2024 Mar 10
This is the story of how society went from typewriters and telegraphs to computers, and why the term 'tty' (acronym for teletypewriter) continues to persist in computing.
Pagan Yahwism 2024 Mar 8
The Torah's full of instructions to the Hebrews to not worship other gods or idols. This leads the modern reader to beg the question – what was going on back then that this was a problem? Here's a 2001 article from the Biblical Archeology Review which surveys what's been dug from the ground from that era, and how widespread idolatry and paganism was, and how deeply it infiltrated the everyday lives of ancient Hebrews.
Spellcraft as a Service 2024 Mar 8
"Spellcaster Talia Felix has been providing genuine magick spells since 2009." So you can just go on this website and place an order and magick will be done without you having to lift a finger... what a time to be alive.
Rule of Adjective Order 2024 Mar 7
An English grammar rule that's so ingrained it escapes even the notice of school curriculum is the rule of adjective ordering. In the article's words,
multiple adjectives are always ranked accordingly: opinion, size, age, shape, colour, origin, material, purpose. Unlike many laws of grammar or syntax, this one is virtually inviolable, even in informal speech. You simply can’t say My Greek Fat Big Wedding, or leather walking brown boots.
The Oddness of February 2024 Mar 5
While we went through our annual wondering why February was so short and I was content to settle for half an answer, Conversable Economist Timothy Taylor was not. Read his blog for the full discussion, but the meat I've neatly copy/pasted here, a quote from a quote, originating (I believe) from Dartmouth professor Paul Calter in 1998, from a Geometry course syllabus:
Odd numbers were considered masculine; even numbers feminine because they are weaker than the odd. When divided they have, unlike the odd, nothing in the center. Further, the odds are the master, because odd + even always give odd. And two evens can never produce an odd, while two odds produce an even. Since the birth of a son was considered more fortunate than birth of a daughter, odd numbers became associated with good luck.
WebTV Shrine 2024 Mar 5
Back in the mid-90s, a new gadget came out that let you -- without a computer -- use your TV to browse the world wide web! I never used it, as my household was privileged enough to always have computers around, but I certainly remember it. So here's some nostalgia, someone collecting parts of it and narrating the journey for those who never experienced it in the flesh.
Etymology Online Dictionary in a Red Letter Media video 2024 Mar 5
My worlds are colliding... apparently in the original Mr. Plinkett Red Letter Media Star Wars Phantom Menace review that went viral a few years back and sent me on a spiral of watching thousands of hours of their other reviews, one of the "stock" photos they used happens to be a photo of the office of Douglas Harper, the creator of my much-beloved and daily resource Online Etymology Dictionary. This is nuts. Coincidence? Or does RLM also love Etymonline?
Socotra 2024 Mar 3
Avid travel blogger WRenee shares her experience going way, way off the beaten track in a solo trip (guided) to the Yemeni island of Socotra. The entire island is a UNESCO World Heritage site and GWB Huntingford – the English anthropologist who studied east African languages and people – called it "the most alien-looking place on Earth."
Somebody Else's Problem Field 2024 Mar 1
I love HHG2G and have read the omnibus several times. One of the most memorable things from the books is Adams' version of a cloaking device – rather than making your thing invisible, like in Star Trek, the Somebody Else's Problem Field simply renders the object inside to be beneath notice, nothing for you to concern yourself about, invisible by way of being somebody else's problem to solve. What's so great about this is that, unlike the cloaking device, the SEP field isn't science fiction. It happens all the time, everyday, in the cities we inhabit and the homes we live in.
How the Pentagon Learned to Use Targeted Ads to Find Its Targets 2024 Feb 28
The short version of this article is that the government doesn't have to spy on all of us because the advertising companies already are doing that via geolocation data in phone apps, and then they sale said information to anyone, for cheap! But in my experience, I wouldn't even worry about geolocation data, since your phone location can be tracked simply by which WAPs it's near.
Google is now paying failng newspapers to create articles using AI 2024 Feb 28
Hello it is me trusted journalist Trueman McHuman here to give you a trustworthy newspaper article that is entirely original and not just a poor attempt at plagiarizing another, better website using automated tools provided by my benevolent business partner Google.com
Why does February have only 28 days? 2024 Feb 28
This recent BBC article about the history of our calendar slips into its middle an answer to a question that's long plagued my brain: why is February so short? Why not pluck some of those 31st days off two other months and donate them to February? The article explains: the answer lies in Roman superstition around generally avoiding even numbers and wanting to end their year (in February) on an even number to concentrate all the bad luck onto one spot or something. Roman mysticism always confounds me – every answer just leads to more questions – so simply knowing that this stems from their religious belief is enough of an answer to satisfy me.
Newspapers love to tell us how important they are 2024 Feb 28
Here's yet another New York Times article lamenting the death of the newspaper industry and saying it would be simply sad if it weren't for how "important" newspapers are. What a crock of shit. News institutions die for the same reason any institution dies – because they are bad at what they do and its product served better by other means. For journalism, people are more than happy to speak for themselves and thanks to the internet, their voice can reach you directly without the need for middlemen to muddy their words and provide inaccurate analysis. Not that newspapers have never done anything good or useful, but just like how Hollywood loves to tout their few good movies at the Oscars and hope we ignore that most of what they produce is a flaming dumpster of garbage, so goes newspaper articles. Like that lunatic Michael Crichton taught us, feeling nostalgic for dinosaurs is not a good reason to start forcing them back into life.
Why Swiss maps are full of hidden secrets 2024 Feb 28
This is a collection of curiosities drawn into the isolines on Swiss topographic maps.
An Extremely Thorough Guide to ‘Who TF Did I Marry’ 2024 Feb 28
When I was a kid, my best friend's stories never added up. As I grew up and my penchant for believing fantasy withered, I came to realize that he wasn't living a spectacular life, but was just a pathological liar. That part of my life is now over, and has left me vigilant for bullshit. And so I'm fascinated by others' tales of encounters with these liars, such as this woman in the linked post who apparently married a habitual liar. Why do these liars spin their lies? Is it just wish fulfillment, attempting to be the person they wish they were? No, I believe it's something deeper, some compulsion to manipulate the people around them, to push the limits of their gullibility.
On tradwife influencers 2024 Feb 28
I am a man in my 40s who barely has time for my own interests so of course I am late to the tradwife trend. But now that tradwifing is penetrating the defensive walls which shield me from pop culture I can't help but be vaguely horrified. Why exactly am I horrified? For that, I turn to experts such as this blog who've already dedicated the mental cycles to laying out exactly what's going on here and how fucked up it is.

I'm not a fan of performative anything – it's so disingenuous – but performative "wifing" is layers and layers of screwed up.
Dream Club Lab 2024 Feb 27
Dream Club Lab is light, video and robot installation at 72 South 2nd St in San Jose that responds to both the sunlight and projected light at night creating a space for dreams and new visions of a city and space – yet there is no way to get inside. Inhabited by light, dreams and two robots it explores access and disembodiment both in abandoned physical spaces like the Lab and perhaps by metaphor in our everyday lives, where connections primarily exist in the ether.
Do immigrants commit more crimes than natives? 2024 Feb 27
It's a Presidential election year in the US so that of course means we get to revisit, among others, a favorite talking point: filthy immigrants and all the filthy crimes those degenerates commit. But do they actually? The linked article starts with an overview of perception – what the data shows people actually think in various countries – before diving into the answer: it's complicated.

There are many aspects at play, the article points out, such as immigrants coming frequently as young men, a group which demographically is the highest percent criminal. Or the "illegal" immigrants finding their illegal status makes employment harder to find. Or that immigrants tend to be over-represented in their new country's prisons, except in the US where we love to incarcerate our own. Or how countries may shuttle asylum-seekers into less prosperous areas where crime rates are already higher.

But what about American political talking points? The article doesn't say this, but it seems clear to me from it's evidence that immigration doesn't lead to crime, but rather how their new home welcomes them. So, treat immigrants well, and remember that you were once an immigrant, too.
What's the difference between AWD and 4WD? 2024 Feb 27
My sporty little crossover has "All Wheel Drive". I used to drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee with "4-Wheel Drive". What's the difference? Well, the linked Edmunds article which was the first search result is long and rambling and repeats itself repeatedly, likely in some attempt to maximize word length like some uninspired high school essay. So allow me to summarize: the difference is whatever the manufacturers make it. HOWEVER, generally speaking, 4WD is an off-roading system that puts the driver in control to allow them to navigate rough conditions, whereas AWD is a traction-control system that lets the car's computer put power to any tire at it's little heart's discretion. If that sounds like two ways of writing the same thing, that's because it kind of is, since as technology improves and cars become increasingly computerized, the technical difference between AWD and 4WD erodes with each iteration.
Birkat Hachama, the Blessing of the Sun 2024 Feb 26
Apologies for linking to Wikipedia, but it's the most comprehensive source I've found for this Jewish blessing of The Sun. It is recited only once ever 28 years, when The Sun completes its great cycle. The blessing is interesting for the relative rarity with which its recited, and also for its origins in astrology. Unusual for Jewish observances, its date is not fixed on the lunisolar Hebrew calendar, but rather because it is based on the sun itself, it is much more consistent in its date on the western Calendar – a fact which escaped nobody's notice when Rome switched from Julian to Gregorian calendars in 1582. We are currently in an era of this blessing taking place on April 8, with the next observance in the year 2037. It will shift to April 9 beginning in 2209.
the top of the DNS hierarchy 2024 Feb 25
This link is a meandering, plaintext description of the core of the internet's DNS and which nonetheless gives a good summary of the technology and its history. I learned some things, some of which are even about DNS.
Thanks FedEx, This is Why we Keep Getting Phished 2024 Feb 23
FedEx is increasingly terrible to work with, but the linked example of abhorrent business practice is a new egregious low. Is FedEx circling the drain?
What is the letter "i" doing in the word "fruit"? 2024 Feb 22
My kid is learning to read and write, and the extra letter "i" in the word "fruit" threw her off. I jumped into explain, and then realized I couldn't. The trusty Online Etymology Dictionary tells us fruit comes from the Latin "fructus" by way of Old French, by which point it's already picked up the "i", but goes no further than this. So why did the "i" in "fruit" linger when so many other French-originating words have their spelling drift? Enter this short Stack Exchange thread, where someone throws a bunch of random words with "ui" into a jumbled question (the words "sluice" and "bruise" do contain the digraph "ui", the words "ruin" and "suicide" (like the word "fruition") clearly do not). The solitary answer doesn't address the word "fruit" – but it does contain a key.

The English digraph "ui" originally represented the "long u" – a sound like the "u" in "university" or "rebuke". But because of gradual phonetic changes in the language, the "long u" sound, when coming after certain consonants, gets reduced to sounding nearly identical to "long oo" as in "loop" or "moon". And so, when an English speaker confronts the French-spelled word "fruit" they are not confused as how to pronounce it. If there were ambiguity, the spelling would likely have drifted over time. But it has not, and so English retains the "i" in "fruit".

I am not a language expert; there's a good chance I'm wrong. But maybe I'm not.
Worldcon in the news 2024 Feb 17
SciFi con drama is spilling over into world events again, this time with Worldcon and the bizarre way in which the con runs, and therefore nominates books for SciFi's Hugo award. Apparently this last year's Hugo nomination and vote-tallying processes bumped into Chinese state censorship. So that's fun.
Reunited After 33 Years, Cyberaktif Reveal Their “eNdgame” 2024 Feb 17
How did Skinny Puppy's cEvin Key and Front Line Assembly's Bill Leeb and Rhys Fulber come together to create the first new Cyberaktif album in over three decades? Bandcamp explains it all.
Every Default macOS Wallpaper 2024 Feb 16
This is a collection not so much of the wallpapers – since I don't think most of them are very good at being desktop wallpapers – but of macOS versions, and how it felt to walk by the Apple store and see machines glowing with these big, bright, colorful images on them, welcoming you in like a big invitation to come and touch the shiny thing.
Happy 33rd Birthday, Lemmings! 2024 Feb 16
Count me amongst those who fondly remember the hundreds of hours spent playing Lemmings as a kid. This linked article is just nostalgia, collecting art and clips and interviews and trivia. But what's so important about its 33rd birthday? That is left unexplained.
Why Name a Street After Locusts? 2024 Feb 14
The linked blog post from 2012 asks the same question that I had – why are so many streets named "Locust"? Locusts, after all, are gross vermin, and streets tend to named after desirable things or presidents or people's names. Frustratingly, though the blog post links to an answer, that answer is now missing due to internet rot. However, this 2006 newspaper article from Centralia (wherever the hell that is) contains what is likely the answer to my question: "Despite the joke that Locust referred to the destructive swarming insect, the street's name is in reference to the tree species, as are most streets in the area." And that not only makes sense, but it's so obvious I'm wondering why I couldn't come up with that answer on my own.
Editing History, Alicia Keys, and the Super Bowl Halftime Show 2024 Feb 14
So apparently during the Super Bowl Halftime Show, Alicia Keys flubbed the opening note of her performance. I wouldn't know because everyone I was watching it with wouldn't shut the hell up. But anyway, the official recordings of the Halftime show mysteriously do not have this flubbed note, but instead have Keys singing it correctly. Is this some quick and justified editing, or are we living in a post-truth world? Do we deserve to have the error in the record as if it's a documentary, or do we deserve to have the best possible performance in our entertainment? I don't have the answers to these questions, but people are asking them, and I'm having fun noodling them in my noggin.
Setting up the Fremont Cabal Internet Exchange 2024 Feb 12
One of the three Internet Exchange Points at Hurricane Electric's FMT2 datacenter in Fremont, California is FCIX – the completely volunteer-run sponsor-powered internet exchange. It's somewhat fascinating to learn about, if you're interested in internet backbone systems.
Rajneeshee Bioterror Attack 2024 Feb 12
In September 1984, there was an outbreak of salmonella food poisoning in The Dalles, Oregon, where at least 751 cases were confirmed. This, in a community numbering only in the 10s of thousands, was massive in scale. The CDC blamed poor food handling practices. It was only a year later, when the FBI was investigating the nearby cult Rajneeshee that they discovered, in a lab on the cult's compound, vials carrying organisms identical to the outbreak strain that authorities understood the salmonella outbreak to in fact be bioterrorism, the first and most successful major such attack in our country's history. That this incident is so little-known baffles me.
Why do high voltage power lines hiss when it's raining? 2024 Feb 12
All uninsulated lines show corona. [Corona discharge] just [is] not a big deal until you're dealing with a pretty high voltage. As the voltage goes from a very big positive to a very big negative, the air around it gets ionized... This is the normal mains hum... Water is much, much heavier than air, and it ionizes just as easily. So on a rainy or humid day, the corona is pulsing with water in it. This gives it momentum, so the heavier water particles travel out farther. But they themselves are ionized, which means they can ionize more air than the line could normally reach on its own, and ionized air is conductive. And there's almost always 3 of these lines pretty close together. The sound you're hearing is a million teeny tiny electrostatic discharges from all the charged up water particles interacting with each other with nearby lines or grounded objects. This is actually the worst time to be anywhere near them; the air is supposed to be their insulator, and at that moment it isn't working as well.
What is archival ink? 2024 Feb 8
I don't ever want to link to AI-generated text without knowing that it is AI-generated and labeling it as such, but so often now-a-days informational pages like this one are being created by some hallucinating algorithm. That said, this article explaining what exactly is "archival ink" and what makes it different from regular ink was helpful to me, so I suppose whether or not it was AI-created doesn't matter... unless it's wrong. And I don't know enough about ink to know if it's wrong.
Finance worker pays out $25 million after video call with deepfake ‘chief financial officer’ 2024 Feb 5
Phishing has reached a whole new level of dumb.
Chan said the worker had grown suspicious after he received a message that was purportedly from the company’s UK-based chief financial officer. Initially, the worker suspected it was a phishing email, as it talked of the need for a secret transaction to be carried out. However, the worker put aside his early doubts after the video call because other people in attendance had looked and sounded just like colleagues he recognized, Chan said.
Ready100! to call it 2024 Feb 5
Three years ago, in February 2021, I backed a Kickstarter promising a cyberdeck-style PC featuring a mechanical keyboard, a retro-style case, and a bunch of expansion ports both internal and external. It was called the Ready100! and it had some sleek marketing on the internet cyberdeck communities. Shipping was predicted to begin in April 2021, only two months after the Kickstarter campaign finished. With a turnaround that quick, the project must've been nearly done, right?

Well, here I sit Ready100!-less, three years later, and the last anyone has heard from the project's creator was six months ago, when he posted a series of rambling, hard-to-follow updates about loans and landlords, making reference to past conversations that seem to have happened behind closed doors, or perhaps only in his head. And with radio silence ever since and the subreddit now restricted to "authorized posters" only, I'm now, personally, calling this project "dead." If I ever receive anything from it, even just an explanation of what went wrong, I'll consider it simply a bonus.
Fight the Ship 2024 Feb 1
What exactly happened on the Arleigh Burke destroyer USS Fitzgerald when it collided with a cargo vessel on June 17, 2017? This long and detailed ProPublica article pulls together a compelling narrative from numerous interviews and intensive research.
Making a PDF that’s larger than Germany 2024 Jan 31
How big can a PDF really get? How do PDFs work in the first place?
San Jose in 1975 and 2006 2024 Jan 28
A collection of photos of downtown San Jose streets shot in 1975 by city staff, and updated shot 31 years later in 2006. Even though it's been another 18 years since 2006, the changes since 2006 are minimal. I may find the gumption to go do an update, though.
Corralitos California History 2024 Jan 26
This tiny homegrown website has an enormous wealth of information about Corralitos, California, a small town wedged into the northern part of the Monterey Bay between Santa Cruz and Watsonville. Corralitos is unincorporated, rural, and neither heavily populated nor touristed, but here on this internet of ours is evidence that it is loved.
zero 2024 Jan 26
What does it really mean to "invent" the number zero? Why is its invention so special – so critical to science? And how rare was its invention? DRH once again has all the answers.
This Journalist Recreated Gran Turismo Photos in Real Life and Can’t Tell the Difference 2024 Jan 26
This is an interesting take because while the headline claims the article's about photography, it's not. The author gets pensive about the ever-changing city and how different times of day make downtown Los Angeles into a completely different beast. It's a fascinating piece, really.
Minimum speed variable by highway lane? 2024 Jan 26
In the early 1960s, Caltrans tested a few stretches of highway flagged with different minimum speeds per lane, with the thought of encouraging slower drivers to move to the right. But turns out that it didn't work – it was too confusing. Unlike today, where everyone simply ignores the speed limit and drives at whatever pace their heart desires.
As Asteroid hit the Earth today 2024 Jan 24
It was very small and burned up in the sky near Berlin. This isn't wholly remarkable, except for that teams of international astronomers (powered by NASA and JPL) spotted this asteroid a full 95 minutes prior to it hitting Earth, and were able to track it through multiple sources of observation. This may not seem like much, but it's evidence of a solid step forward in humanity's ability to predict other, larger, potentially life-impacting asteroids.
We Polked You in ’44. We Shall Pierce You in ’52. 2024 Jan 20
This listicle collects presidential campaign slogans which – again, who cares? – and where I'm already familiar with all the good ones. Except this one, the best one, how did I not know this? Comparing Franklin Pierce in 1852 against the popular James Polk presidency of 1844, this slogan is amazing. But now with 170+ years of hindsight, while neither is terribly famous, Polk is at least regarded by historians as a good president, where Pierce not so much.
Josh Marcotte Features Lost San Jose at the Triton Museum 2024 Jan 18
I've been following Lost San Jose for a long while now, and I'm excited to go check out his work at the Triton. This article in the Metro discusses that exhibit and his photography in total.
The Middle Name of every US President 2024 Jan 18
This is some dumb Reader's Digest non-content, but it amused me for a few minutes. The largest number of presidents have no middle names, with the 2nd biggest trend being a middle name that's a relative's surname. At least one president has just a single letter as a middle name (Harry S Truman), possibly two, and a surprising number are known primarily by their middle name and not their first. What does this all mean? Absolutely nothing.
The Carrington Event may have been more localized than we realized 2024 Jan 16
As we enter anther solar maximum on the Sun's 11-year cycle, this article may help lessen fears of an apocalyptic Coronal Mass Ejection frying all electronics on Earth (such as the one which fried telegraph wires, witnessed by Richard Carrington back in 1858) and destroying society (and my camera collection) as we know it. Apparently incidents in 2002 and 2005 were also linked to solar activity, and while they did cause issues, they were obviously not the globe-spanning catastrophe that doomsayers have been predicting.
Bay Area paint giant Kelly-Moore shuts down, closes every store 2024 Jan 16
After 78 years, this paint company is closing every store. I didn't realize they were a local company, but it's sad whenever any enterprise fails. To be fair, though, Kelly-Moore is failing because they are overwhelmed with asbestos lawsuits, which even though the stopped using in 1981, they say has continued to cost the company to the total of over $600m, with another $170m estimated still due in the future. Interestingly, the California State Rock is serpentine, a recognition it earned due to the asbestos it contains and how valuable it was back before asbestos was a dirty word.
Are Wikipedia editors human? 2024 Jan 14
On the Wikipedia page for Lightning, in stating that "cloud-to-ground (CG) lightning is the most studied and best understood of the three types, even though in-cloud (IC) and cloud-to-cloud (CC) are more common types of lightning," some editor offered the technically true explanation that this is "because human beings are terrestrial and most of their possessions are on the Earth where lightning can damage or destroy them."
5050 Travelog 2024 Jan 12
One of the authors of this blog – Morten – and I follow each other on Flickr. Is that why his and my gear lists are so similar? Not intentionally. But I frequently find myself reading his gear musings instead of just skimming over them as I so often do others, because I recognize the gear kinship.
First Spectrum of Ball Lightning 2024 Jan 12
This article is just shy of ten years old, but it's still new to me. Ball lightning was caught on a fancy physicist's spectrograph! They were recording regular lightning strikes and caught the incredibly-rare ball lightning purely by luck. This doesn't preclude that there's other types of ball lightning out there from different sources, but this ball lightning in particular was made, turns out, from dirt. Why dirt? I'll let the physicists explain:
One popular theory is that ball lightning is caused when lightning striking the ground vaporizes some of the silicate minerals in soil. Carbon in the soil strips the silicates of oxygen through chemical reactions, creating a gas of energetic silicon atoms. These then recombine to form nanoparticles or filaments which, while still floating in air, react with oxygen, releasing heat and emitting the glow.
My Flickr Year 2023 2024 Jan 10
This is Flickr's attempt to summarize a year with statistics. There's really not much insight, unfortunately. Especially compared to the 2021 original. It is, however, better than last year's which was such a joke I didn't even share it out.
Cassiopeia A: NASA Telescopes Chase Down "Green Monster" in Star's Debris 2024 Jan 9
The Webb space telescope continues to be fantastic, this time peering into the structure of supernova remnant Cassiopeia A. Combining Webb's image with that from the X-ray space telescopes Chandra provides even more insight. Insight into exactly what is above my head, but I love following this space science from the comfort of my armchair.
Greg Egan's Home Page 2024 Jan 8
Greg Egan is a hard scifi author whose stories I've probably read, but that's not why I'm linking his homepage here. I'm linking his homepage here because of how much it is a testament to the beauty of old web. Of weird web. Of indie web. An example of a website that is fun to explore, not a droll collection of templated tabs.
Door blows out of 737 Max 9 at 10,000ft, just after take-off 2024 Jan 7
Ten minute after a 5pm departure from PDX heading to ONT, the door plug at seats 26A and 26B (unoccupied) blew out of the Alaska Airlines 737 Max 9, rapidly depressurizing the cabin. Masks dropped, and At only 10,000 feet up, the plane was able to quickly return to where it left at 5:26pm, and all 171 passengers and 6 crew escaped without serious injuries. The door plus is still missing, and the FAA has responded by grounding all 737 Max 9s until they've completed inspection. Inspection takes 4-8 hours per plane. Southwest and American do not fly the Max 9, but 9% of United's flights today are canceled, and 20% of Alaska's.
Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit 2024 Jan 5
This was my favorite headline from 2023. The layers of irony, the absurdity, the relatability. All summed up in the quote in the article from some random internet person: “We couldn’t destroy the Taliban, but office work destroyed the Taliban."
Nestflix 2024 Jan 5
The platform for your favorite nested films and shows.
How We Judge Others Is How We Judge Ourselves 2024 Jan 4
I went into this link prepared to be annoyed – the thesis seems tautological and the author a self-help twat. But despite that (and aided by the sleek website design) I read the article and actually gleaned some insight from it, possibly even used it as a moment for self-reflection. No, it doesn't say anything new, but maybe it says old things in a new way using language appropriate for my own generation (the author is two years younger than me, and there's little more aggravating than learning from someone younger than yourself).

Anyway. How do you judge yourself? What is your own innate metric for failure and success?
gothamFlux 2024 Jan 3
A photo project by Wilson Hurst.
USS Thompson (DD-305) 2024 Jan 3
There's a shipwreck in the South Bay? How have I never known this?

Quoth Jan Lettens writing in 2009:
After her sale, she served as a floating restaurant in lower San Francisco Bay during the depression years of the 1930s. In February 1944, the Navy repurchased the ship and partly sank her in the mud flats of San Francisco Bay, south of the San Mateo Bridge, where Army and Navy aircraft carried out bombing runs with dummy bombs. Portions of the wreck remain above the waterline to this day. She is commonly referred to as the 'South Bay Wreck' and many tide tables reference her as a reference.

2023

Axonometric Realism: “Hortus Conclusus” by Beate Gütschow (2019) 2023 Dec 31
The mundane given new perspective by tearing the image apart and putting it back together in a rigid, psychopathic geometry. This may be how the world is rendered in the eyes of crazy people.
Tamienne Monument 2023 Dec 31
Down in the southern reaches of San Jose, someone has installed a plaque in the ground, the words "Santa Clara Valley" written out, overlayed with the same but converted into the binary bytes for the ASCII characters. It is not known who created this, but celebrating the mixing of our area's human history with modern tech heritage seems to be the clear interpretation.
Drawings of the Fourth Dimension 2023 Dec 30
American architect Claude Fayette Bragdon (1866-1946) was also an artist, writer and stage designer. ... In A primer of higher space (1913) he attempted to provide a visual representation of the fourth dimension through two-dimensional projective drawings.
UK court rules photos of out-of-copyright artworks are not themselves copyrightable 2023 Dec 30
In essence, the judge ruled that because the intent of a photo of an artwork is to, as accurately as possible, show that art digitally, and not to add any creativity of its own, that the photo is not itself copyrightable. This now catches up with the US, where several different rulings over the years have explicitly barred from copyright photos such as these, 3D scans of objects, and databases such as phone directories.
Marginalia Search Engine 2023 Dec 29
Crap websites such as this one rarely show up in search engine results, or at least those from major search engines. It's worth considering, "Maybe your site is just unappealing and has bad UX? Have you tried adding adsense, tracking scripts, cookie consent banners, auto playing videos, scrolljacking, newsletter popovers and put the content after a long GPT generated background story at the bottom of the site to make it more appealing to PageRa.. I mean users?" Or maybe we should start searching the web with engines like Marginalia, which focuses on non-commercial content and tries to link you to sites you didn't already know existed?
/now pages 2023 Dec 29
I don't have a /now page on this website but this idea is interesting and worth considering – just a simple "here's what I'm doing now" status page available for anyone to see. Maybe one will show up here?
In 2024, please switch to Firefox 2023 Dec 29
I've been opening websites entirely using Firefox for years now and while I don't really care what web browser other people are using to do the same, there are people who do care, and care passionately. So, whatevs, on behalf of my fellow Firefox users I'll proselytize the cause.
A Cool Guide for San Jose 2023 Dec 29
A local micro-marketing firm has created a bunch of neighborhood guides for San Jose, written by real humans and not LLM garbanzo beans. How cool is that? Is it perfect? No, but it's published, which is more than I can say the time I bought sannozay.com and did nothing with it.
The Witch King and Fear 2023 Dec 28
A forum post from 2014 shares an interesting new perspective on what Tolkien meant in some of his key passages by gleaning parallels from Tolkien's biography.
How to shuffle songs? 2023 Dec 28
When people want their music player to play them a "random" song, do they really mean random? Turns out, no, they do not. What they actually want is the next song to be different than what is currently playing, whereas pure, mathematical random does in no way guarantee this.
Your Website Search Hurts My Feelings 2023 Dec 27
Respect to those out there who document the awful state of most websites. This garbage needs to be called out.
Black Triangles 2023 Dec 26
What is a project milestone which appears insignificant to the outside world but which insiders understand to be the most important achievement in the entire cycle? That, per this author, is a 'black triangle,' named after the time their video game development team cheered a simple black triangle being rendered to screen. It wasn't the triangle they were cheering, exactly, but rather that the 3d engine was, for the first time, drawing that triangle.

It's a different situation, but I feel there are parallels with the IT world, how some infrastructure is flashy and draws attention, whereas others are just as essential but entirely without sex appeal. I remember, when working at a school, arriving in the building one day to find that a donor had sponsored the naming of the classroom robot charging station, a nothingburger shelf with a power strip and some robots on it. This, while meanwhile I was in the midst of upgrading the school clock-PA system without the funding of donors, budget eked from wherever I could scrape it, despite this being a system which saw far more day-to-day improvement in school operation than the ephemeral collection of robots. But such stories likely abound in every profession.
Slanic Prahova Salt Mine in Romania 2023 Dec 25
I visited the famous Wieliczka Salt Mine outside Krakow, Poland way back in 2011, and thought that was the pinnacle of salt mine tourism. But I recently stumbled across the existence of this possibly equally-impressive salt mine in Romania, one of a series open to tourists in the region. It'd be cool to visit one day.
The most expensive building in the world is the Great Mosque in Mecca 2023 Dec 19
According to Wikipedia, anyway. Interestingly, the Great Mosque of Mecca isn't just the most expensive building, but more expensive than the next four buildings combined, all of which are nuclear power stations. The top ten are in fact all nuclear power stations or buildings in Mecca. The eleventh is an underground military airport, like something out of a comic book. And then the list becomes the expected arenas and hotels and corporate headquarters garbage.
Measuring the effect of Anti-Israel propaganda on the youth 2023 Dec 18
This linked PDF of a Harvard Caps Harris Poll from last week shows opinions on a smattering of political and recent events. The last section, "Current Events" digs heavily into the American Public's reactions to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war. To my relief, the majority opinions are sane in every question. However, looking at age-bracket breakdown charts, 18-24 year olds frequently fall into a stance against the majority, holding counter-factual or antisemitism-based points of view that would have been unthinkable when I was last a member of that demographic twenty years ago. I don't know what to do about this, but to me it's telling of the extent and effectiveness of the antisemitic and antizionist propaganda efforts active in social media.
Every new Kindle is worst than the previous 2023 Dec 14
In 2020 I ranted about how each new Kindle I got was worse than the one before it, each "improved" version I'd gotten improved only in superficial ways but became worse at performing it's primary task. And now, looking back 3.5 years later, without doing so consciously I've held true to what I predicted, having replaced my Kindle not with the latest version but with an iPad.

Anyway. Preserved here in time is my original rant.
YouTube doesn't want to take down scam ads 2023 Dec 12
Caveat emptor in full effect when watching ads on YouTube, since apparently even deep fake videos of celebrities promoting scam investments do not violate YouTube's policies. As the comments point out, YouTube makes money off these ads, so they could use that money to police them, but they choose not to.
The Music Stats Project 2023 Dec 11
Sometime in 2007 I finally acted on a thought that'd been bouncing through my brain: "iTunes logs playcounts for tracks, but wouldn't it be great if it did the same for albums and artists, too?" I wrote a script which read an iTunes export file and generated those album and artist playcounts. Since then, I've been periodically exporting my iTunes library to update those counts whilst incrementally improving that script. The biggest step up was in 2018, when I added to the script the ability to compare a recent export against an older one. This created a view into 'recent playcount', thus answering questions such as "What's popular now?" and "What's fallen from favor?" And yet... is it even more insightful if the script, rather than just compare two points in time, compiled all of the static export files into a continuous moving picture of my iTunes library? Or would that be a bunch of work for what is essentially highly-personal trivia? Baby, it's both!

Introducing, sixteen years in the making, the (almost complete) new version of my interactive iTunes library!
Agents of the Superspectral Order 2023 Dec 6
Likely the weirdest blog I follow is the one behind this linked post, written by the mysterious "Schwab" who weaves a thread through everything, treating reports of the paranormal not as gibberish, but as symptoms the cause of which humanity still does not understand. This post, unlike most, is unlocked and free to all visitors.
Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer's speech on American antisemitism 2023 Dec 6
Quoting wholly from the linked post: '“The most extreme rhetoric against Israel has emboldened antisemites who are attacking Jewish people simply because they are Jewish.” These attacks, Schumer said, conjure up the history of millennia in which Jews were slaughtered. “When Jewish people hear chants like ‘From the river to the sea,’ a founding slogan of Hamas, a terrorist group that is not shy about their goal to eradicate the Jewish people, in Israel and around the globe, we are alarmed.”'
Why did France change its regions? 2023 Dec 1
Back in 2016 France did something remarkable: it re-drew historic sub-national boundaries, reconfiguring France from 22 regions down to 13. That's unthinkable in the USA. So how and why did France do this?
The Mutating Virus: Understanding Antisemitism 2023 Nov 30
Rabbi Jonathan Sacks' speech about the mutation of antisemitism into antizionism feels horrifically prescient, given what's going on right now.

From the video's official description:
'The hate that begins with Jews never ends with Jews.' On 27th September 2016, Rabbi Sacks delivered a keynote address entitled 'The Mutating Virus: Understanding Antisemitism' in the European Parliament. The speech opened a conference on the future of Jewish communities in Europe hosted by Martin Schulz, President of the European Parliament. To read a transcript of the speech, please click here.
‘Antizionism’ is the most lethal form of antisemitism out there 2023 Nov 30
I've been quiet about the October 7 terrorist attacks by Hamas and their aftermath, but not because I haven't been paying attention. Rather, I've been horrified by the progressive worlds' reaction, abandoning its principals of self-determination for all people, and descending into blatant antisemitism. This article sums up rather succinctly the thin facade that is the vogue euphemism 'antizionism,' highlighting the reality that "No other form of antisemitism—the most obvious example being the Jew-hatred espoused by white supremacists and other far-right groups—is this accessible."
Total Telephone line length by country 2023 Nov 23
The top 10 countries on this chart parallel some sort of metric crossing industrialization, population, and modernization but won't likely glean much more than an arched eyebrow from someone familiar with these places. More curiously is the bottom of the list, where Guinea – that country in West Africa with 13.5 million people living in it – appears to be the only country on the planet with no telephone lines.
Oh, what's this bomber airplane doing just sitting here? 2023 Nov 21
Well, since nobody else seems to be using it, might as well put it to some use.
Saudia Arabia is spending $1T to create an arcology 2023 Nov 20
And nobody told me??? How rude!
w32tm time resync doesn't always instantly resync 2023 Nov 20
In the "so nobody else struggles for an hour with this same stupid problem" department, I share this link to serverfault which explains that sometimes, in an Active Directory domain situation, w32time /rescync doesn't instantly resync time and that's by design. Not that it's noted by the application in anywhere obvious. As the Q&A explains: "If the local clock time of the client is less than three minutes ahead of the time on the server, W32Time will quarter or halve the clock frequency for long enough to bring the clocks into sync. If the client is less that 15 seconds ahead, it will halve the frequency; otherwise, it will quarter the frequency. The amount of time the clock spends running at an unusual frequency depends on the size of the offset that is being corrected." There's no official explanation as to why it does this, but the best guess is that this is to avoid disrupting software which expect time to flow in a linear manner and not jump around erratically.
50 years ago, the Munich Olympics massacre changed how we think about terrorism 2023 Nov 18
An article which grows more interesting in light of the current Israel hostages being held in the Gaza Strip. Clearly not an echo of what happened in Munich, but certainly an unfortunate continuation.
What is the origin of the word "weeaboo"? 2023 Nov 15
Perry Bible Fellowship and a 4chan word filter conspire to forever change the English language.
c:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc\quotes 2023 Nov 14
There exists on some versions of WIndows a file at this location with a collection of quotes, one from A. A. Milne, seven from George Bernard Shaw, and four from Charles Dickens. Why? Not many on the internet know, and some suspect it to be the evidence of malware. But this ancient forum post from 2002 contains the key: "Windows NT (and its derivates) have a service called Simple TCP/IP services that starts by default. When it's active, if you telnet to port 17 on your computer you'll get a quote. I have quotes by George Bernard Shaw, Charles Dickens, etc." This no longer works, Telnet being long-disabled on Windows, but the quotes file persists at least on my computer.
China's fishing fleet may be front for international spying operation 2023 Nov 13
China's fishing fleet has long been accused of doing more than just catch fish. New evidence has emerged that China’s state-owned fishing fleet may be a front for covert intelligence operations in the disputed waters of the South China Sea.
The B Lane Swimmer 2023 Nov 8
In storytelling, a hero's motivation is frequently easy to understand. Who amongst us cannot identify with someone trying to do the right thing? Villains, however, are much more difficult to understand, and therefore more difficult to write well. Children's authors and lazy writers make it deceptively simple – this villain does bad things because they are "evil," as if there are people out there who survey the options before themselves and automatically default to the most wrong. Life, I'd argue, is not that straightforward. So, why then are some people assholes? I don't mean the big evil people – the fascist autocrats and serial killers and psychopaths – I mean the smaller villains, the everyday villains who key your car at the library, who say rude things at the family dinner table, who steal your bike from in front of the store?

This linked blogged post is about the mildest of all villains: those who push their teammates down, who ignore calls from help among their own colleagues. It offers some insightful ruminations on the motivations behind these people, suggesting why they may act the way they do.
This country existed for only seven hours 2023 Nov 7
I don't know if this is the shortest-existing country of all time, and maybe calling this a "country" is a stretch, but the Republic of Benin (not the other Benin, which wasn't called "Benin" until later) was organized and existed in the midst of the Nigerian Civil War right as the Nigerian army was marching its direction.
Notes on Ghana 2023 Nov 7
This is a long but fascinating exploration into Ghana's recent history and politics written in an easy-to-follow narrative style, including some of the author's personal insights based on their recent visit. They also have other "Notes on" articles for other countries which I recommend as well.
When Blindness Hits A Hundred Bucks A Share, Then Who Will Be Laughing, I Ask You, “Doctor” 2023 Nov 6
You remember the Bored Apes. Maybe. These were the dumb ugly worthless JPEGs of, like, dressed-up cartoon apes that various suckers and dolts were buying—or, like, investing in?—very loudly a couple of years ago. This was in 2021, back when NFTs (non-fungible tokens) were only a laughingstock among people capable of critical thinking.
Why are cities so full of potholes? 2023 Nov 6
City roads are often frustratingly rough to drive on. Why? This random comment on reddit actually has a good and thorough answer to this question, listing out the difficulties in getting the right materials in, the heavy amount of patching required, the high workload the streets are placed under, and constraints on the installation timelines that prevent proper settling.
The numbers 1-10 in 4500 different languages 2023 Oct 30
How many languages aren't here? Well, there's almost 5000 living languages listed in Ruhlen's volume; I have numbers for about 83% of them, so there's at least a thousand more. (If the math doesn't seem to work out, note that I have plenty of dialects and conlangs not included in Ruhlen's list.) There are about 200 languages with more than a million speakers, all of which are in the list.
On the importance of staring directly into the sun 2023 Oct 29
What discovery about the universe remains unmade yet will be seen as exceedingly obvious in retrospect? It is difficult to overcome our own biases which make us blind to what we take for granted.
Don't mess with a genius 2023 Oct 29
That time Isaac Newton had someone hanged, drawn, and quartered.
Beyond introvert vs. extrovert 2023 Oct 29
I've always been annoyed at how simplistic is the pop-psychology deconstruction that categorizes people as being either an "introvert" or an "extrovert." This reduction lacks so much nuance that it robs the original concept of its use. In the linked blog post, Vipul Shekhawat feels similarly, but then goes to the next step and works up an attempt at replacing the entire model with something that more closely matches the world he sees. His ideas resonate, and although it seems there's some gaps (such as, he never addresses performing or public speaking), there's insight in his words. An excerpt:
Interaction profiles are just like flavor preferences. Every preference is valid, even if someone else's taste might seem horrendous to you! And if you took someone who loves salty food and fed them only salt, they would eventually reach a point where they've just had too much. Interaction preferences are like that: even if you love solitude, there is such a thing as too much solitude. Nobody wants just one thing or the other; you need balance.
Ukraine Interactive Map 2023 Oct 27
What's going on in the Ukraine-Russia conflict? Here's a map showing exactly that answer. Also has tabs for some other ongoing conflicts.
The Negative Impact of Content Dispersion 2023 Oct 27
I'm a long-time fan of Jakob Nielsen's thoughts on usability and computers, and here's a new article from his group on the web trend of 'content dispersion,' or making websites with low information density. That is obviously not the ethos I used when designing this personal website, instead opting for the complete opposite. But it's fascinating to read some of the implications of pages designed at either end of the spectrum, spelling out the psychological consequences of there being more or less information on screen at any one time.
Mojibake 2023 Oct 26
Apparently messed up character encoding is so prominent in Japan that there's a word for it. What a world we've made.
How AI is being abused to create child sexual abuse imagery 2023 Oct 26
sigh
Denver Airport's website has a page listing the conspiracy theories about it 2023 Oct 25
The reptilian overlord's tail is in its mouth tonight. This is obviously a counter-informational campaign designed to make those who know the truth look like fools. How deep does the rabbit hole go?
Chesterton's Fence 2023 Oct 25
In sysadmin work and IT in general, I find myself reference the concept of Chesterton's Fence on a near-daily basis. Yet, many people are unfamiliar with the name, even though the concept rings instantly true. This short blog post talks about the origin of the term and also some of the implications of the dilemma.
Negev Wheel 2023 Oct 22
Spanning twenty feet in diameter, Negev Wheel is an immense, slowly spinning disk filled with sand from the Negev Desert in Israel; the piece presents an ever-changing, mesmerizing image of tumbling change. The sand from that region is made of a mixture of sands from a great many geographic sources, representing complexity within unity and constant evolution within permanence. Completed in 2016.
Jack Takahashi 2023 Oct 20
Leica-using photographer with some fantastic photos, and lens reviews of his gear.
What's a Synth Pad? 2023 Oct 19
This article (despite it ending with a sales pitch for their product) is an eye-opening view into what a synthesizer can do for a piece of music, why it's used, and what it replaces compared to classical compositions. And, icing on the cake, the example it shows just happens to be the live Spiritualized recording from 1998 that I just had to purchase on physical CD to get my own copy of, as no digital downloads of it are available.
Is this the most powerful word in the English language? 2023 Oct 16
Similar to the previous, this BBC article jumps into the word "the" and how critical it is to our language, but how it's precise definition is less a critical aspect of the word than it's grammatical function.
How India changed the English language 2023 Oct 16
I consider myself an armchair enthusiast of etymology – always looking words up to see where they came from. But this article from the BBC, put out in 2015 to promote the new edition of a 1886 book Hobson-Jobson: The Definitive Glossary of British India (a "classic work of Victorian scholarship" according to Oxford University Press, the publisher), delves into many word histories that spring from parts the world I'd never suspected.
The Law of One 2023 Oct 16
Did professor Don Elkins have a series of 106 taped conversations between himself and "a sixth-density social memory complex that formed on Venus about 2.6 billion years ago" named Ra, channeled through the person of Carla Rueckert? These people seem to think so. Strange, though, that Uriel in her many extra-terrestrial communications never spoke to (or of) Ra.
Devo covering Neil Young's "Ohio" 2023 Oct 15
Here's a 2002 cover of Devo playing the song "Ohio," written by Neil Young about the Kent State shootings. But why would this goofy band play such a serious song? Quoth songfacts:
Mark Mothersbaugh and Jerry Casale were on campus, and after the shootings, they developed the band Devo based on the concept of 'De-Evolution,' meaning the human race was regressing. Said Casale, 'It refocused me entirely. I don't think I would have done Devo without it. It was the deciding factor that made me live and breathe this idea and make it happen.'
Nikon Df Long Term Review 2023 Oct 14
In anticipation of the upcoming Nikon Zf (a retro-styled advanced camera that's going to start arriving in photographers' hands next week) let's take a stroll through some long-term reviews of Nikon's attempt a decade ago, the Df. A year ago I had my hands on the Df, but it was bulky and awkward and I did not care for it. Others, however, like it much more.
Postal Service + Death Cab covering "Enjoy the Silence" 2023 Oct 14
On Monday this last week I caught the Death Cab for Cutie / Postal Service 20th anniversaries of both Transatlanticism and Give Up Tour when they came through the Greek Theater in Berkeley. It was a sold out show where the two bands (both fronted by Ben Gibbard) played the entirety of the two albums. They then capped off the evening with this, a full-ensemble cover performance of Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence." Perfection. Recording by yours truly, via my iPhone. I guess that makes this a bootleg recording?
"MSG in Chinese food isn't unhealthy -- you're just racist" 2023 Oct 14
The "whyusemsg.com" website is now defunct, but this article remains a reminder that the malignment of MSG is America and the west stemmed not from science, but from racism against Asians and Chinese in particular, viewing Chinese restaurants as dirty places that were unconcerned for the cleanliness of their food. Quoth the article: "'Calling it Chinese restaurant syndrome is really ignorant,' said restaurateur Eddie Huang ... he pointed out that MSG is not only delicious – but found in practically all processed foods, from ranch dressing to Doritos." Moral of the story: stop shunning MSG.
The Apple "screenshot" sound is a Canon AE-1 2023 Oct 13
Apple's camera click sound ... comes from Reekes' old 1970s Canon AE-1 that he purchased in high school. He recorded his camera and then slowed down the shutter speed in order to build the custom sound. ... He said he has attempted to use it as a pickup line in a bar as well. 'Hey, I made that sound!' But Reekes said it mostly just results in a strange look.
Synthpop Fanatic 2023 Oct 11
This is an online "modern synthpop" music magazine after my own heart.
From "Anti-Semite and Jew" by Jean-Paul Sartre (1946) 2023 Oct 10
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
I Married a Jew 2023 Oct 10
An anonymous Atlantic article from January 1939 sheds some interesting perspective on the changing attitudes towards Judaism and interfaith marriage in America. Unfortunately it seems like the article is now behind a paywall (it wasn't originally), so if the main link doesn't work, try this one.
1581 affair ended by death, diplomacy 2023 Oct 5
Mathurin Romegas was a nobleman and Knight Hospitaller of the Order of Saint John of Malta and a wildly successful sailor in the struggle against the Corsairs and Ottomans, personally enraging Suleiman the Magnificent with his exploits. But his late career and death is wrapped in Papal intrigue and politics. When he died in Rome at around 55 years of age, what really killed him?
Uriel and the Interplanetary Confederation 2023 Sep 28
We're all looking for answers about to the big questions of the cosmos. (Well, most of us.) Why are we here? Is there life out there? What does it mean? Good news, these people have answers!
Berkeley's famed communal hot tub 2023 Sep 22
I've lived in the (South) Bay Area my whole life and I've never even heard hint of such a thing existing. But it sounds fascinating, a lingering hold-out from hippie culture.
Bir Tawil 2023 Sep 18
Apart from Antarctica, every piece of land on the planet is part of a country, right? Well, every piece of land, except this one. Due to a border dispute between Egypt and Sudan stemming from their joint history with English colonialism, there is an 800-square-mile quadrilateral of uninhabited, hot, dry desert which is claimed by no country.
Antarctic sea-ice at 'mind-blowing' low alarms experts 2023 Sep 17
The sea-ice surrounding Antarctica is well below any previous recorded winter level, satellite data shows, a worrying new benchmark for a region that once seemed resistant to global warming.
"Ambient," a novel by Jack Womack 2023 Sep 15
Somewhere around eighteen years old I was for the first time mindblown by the expansive and horrific beauty of William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy (Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive). I found the narrative confusing but the imagery sublime. Now, at forty, I understood more but feared the impact would be lesser. Fortunately, my fears were wrong; the books hold up – they continue to be just as amazing as they ever were. As a bonus, these new editions contain a more-recent note from Gibson himself. For some reason, he spends most of the note lamenting the total absence of cell phones from the world he created. Take it from me, Gibson: their absence wasn't felt.

Also, one of the three books contains another foreword, or afterword, or note or something by author Jack Womack, where Womack concedes what an honor it is for a schmuck like him to even be mentioned in the same sentence as Gibson, and how some generous critic back in the 80s put Gibson's debut, Neuromancer, on the same list as his own debut, Ambient. I forget the rest of what Womack wrote (I could go back and re-read it, or... :man_shrugging:), and I've never heard of his book (nor, based on its lack of popularity online, have many people in the last thirty years), but this was enough of an endorsement for me to jump right into Ambient.

And wow, was Ambient a big fat fist in the face. Nothing like Gibson's Sprawl books – except maybe in their cynical deconstruction of the society and time which spawned them. Ambient is not an easy book to read. It's very slow to start, it's dense with two entirely different homebrewed lingoes, its internal consistency is questionable, and it's so casually brutally vulgarly violent. And yet... it's depictions of a New York City ruled by the nonchalantly cruel moguls of anarcho-capitalism are so vivid, so visceral, it's an image I will long remember. Do I endorse the book? (Does anyone care if I endorse the book?) Sure, go out and read it. Get yourself teethkicked.

Ambient's scant reviews are mixed and full of comparisons not to Neuromancer, but to Anthony Burgess' A Clockwork Orange, a story with which I am familiar only via Kubrick's film. I do love me some Kubrick (my bedroom is decorated with – amongst other items, I'm not a psychopath – a framed theatrical poster for Dr. Strangelove) but most mentions of Clockwork are accompanied by tired explanations of how the movie and novel are different things, and their creators different people. And so now I begin flipping the pages of yet another violent, lingo-heavy romp through dystopia.
2023 Annular Eclipse 2023 Sep 14
Darkness will come o'er the land! The moon will blot out the sun! Check your maps! Mark your calendars! October 14, 2023. It's happening!
Eating the Rich Sounds Pretty Good to Most of Us Right Now 2023 Sep 13
There are no repercussions. There is no justice. Meritocracy is a lie the wealthy tell themselves to project morality onto a system that exists solely to preserve their unearned status ... Regular people are not only indifferent to bad things happening to rich people, they make no effort to hide that it delights them.
Windows' Shortcut to Linkedin 2023 Sep 12
Here's a feature of Windows that nobody wants. Holding down CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+WIN and tapping "L" opens up your default browser to the site https://www.linkedin.com/?trk=Officekey – a residual old workaround for some keyboards being sold with an "Office" key which secretly just held down every other modifier.
Where'd you go, Space Cowboy? 2023 Sep 8
Way back in the 2000s there was this French musician, Nicolas Dresti, who released music as Space Cowboy. He released a a bunch of singles and a few albums -- all cool dance music -- and even worked as a regular DJ for Lady Gaga. But then, he disappeared. Nothing has been heard from him at all in over a decade. Where did he go? What happened? His music is crazy catchy, and his ability to craft a dance song is enviable. But he's vanished!
Omniglot 2023 Sep 1
This "encyclopedia of writing systems and languages" contains a wealth of fascinating information and details not available even on Wikipedia. Why do Basque writers make the top strokes of the character "A" longer than others? Why does Fraktur exist? What even is an alphabet? This site has it all!
The Mystery of the Bloomfield Bridge 2023 Aug 30
In case yesterday's confounding dive into local trivia merely whetted your appetite for following bunny trails to their conclusion, I present to you the "mystery" of why this pedestrian footbridge in suburban Minneapolis was built. A long and exhaustive read, but one which is ultimately fruitful.
Cultural History: Portola Redwoods 2023 Aug 29
One final posting in this run, this one from the official State Parks website on the history of Portola Redwoods. There's nothing new here about Iverson or Page, but it does confirm many of the same details as the other links.
The Long and Winding Road 2023 Aug 29
This 1998 article in Palo Alto Weekly (a small local newspaper) celebrating Page Mill Road contains another snippet, adding some more color to this story I'm stumbling my way into. The article is short, but it teaches us that "Page Mill is one of the oldest thoroughfares in the area. It was carved out in the early 1860s as a route for lumber harvested in the nearby hills. The main user at the time was William Page, a New York-born businessman who owned timberland in the Pescadero area and a large mill near California Avenue, in what was then the settlement of Mayfield. As late as 1918, people remember Page's horse-drawn wagon lumbering over the hills along Page Mill, bells attached to animals' harnesses to warn travelers of their approach along the steep and narrow road."
William Page - Lumberman 2023 Aug 29
Here's an 1882 biography of William Page (the namesake of Page Mill Road), written when he was still living and working in the community. In it we learn that
In 1854 he [...] retraced his footsteps to San Mateo county, and opened a store at Searsville, which he conducted for thirteen years. In 1878 he came to Mayfield where he has since resided, being now engaged in the lumber business. He has an interest in a large tract of timber land in the southern portion of San Mateo county, also a half interest in a steam sawmill, with a capacity of fifteen thousand feet in the twelve hours.
Christian Iverson and William Page 2023 Aug 29
Buried in this article about a 2012 effort to save some big old redwoods is this fascinating nugget of local history expanding on the story of Christian Iverson, snippets that aren't sourced but which I can find scant other account of online. The juicy bits are about halfway through the article, but I'll copy/paste them here for posterity:
Iverson split redwood shakes and shingles for a living and, in the 1880s, served as a bodyguard for the wife of Capt. Harry Love, a California ranger who supposedly captured and beheaded the famous outlaw Joaquin Murrieta. One day Love flew into a jealous rage and opened fire on his wife and her protector, only to be shot to death by Iverson.

In 1889, Iverson sold his property to William Page, who had built the first of two sawmills along Peters Creek, which was named after another early immigrant named Jean Peter, who ran a dairy and grew hay and grain.

Page, who also operated a general store and served on the San Mateo County Board of Supervisors, used the lumber to make shingles. He later built a logging road that became known as Page Mill Road. The road, which still exists, was used to transport lumber to Palo Alto.
Christian Iverson, California Pioneer 2023 Aug 29
Here's a fascinating little bit of early Europeans in California history, something I've never come across before. It regards a Danish settler who maybe rode for the Pony Express, lived in a cabin in the Santa Cruz mountains, and slept with the sheriff of Santa Clara's wife. What do you get for living like this? They named a trail after him in Portola Redwoods State Park.
Electronic Beowulf 2023 Aug 27
Courtesy of University of Kentucky, you can apparently access online for free full digitized copies of what extant copies of the Beowulf story remain, alongside transcripts and translations. Beautiful.
Nick Cave on ChatGPT making things faster and easier 2023 Aug 11
Rather than approaching ChatGPT with arguments stemming from technology, or philosophy of intelligence, or creative theft and appropriation, the esteemed artist Nick Cave steps in with thoughts about what these tools mean to the creator themself. What does it mean to the artist when artistic endeavor becomes easy?
Installing Windows to con 2023 Aug 10
Did you know you can install Windows into a folder other than C:/Windows/? Did you know that the keyword "/CON/" is reserved from use in Windows folder names for backwards compatibility with DOS? Did you know you can install Windows in C:/CON/ anyway? So here's a video of the worst way to install Windows...
BassoonTracker 2023 Aug 10
Create open-source Amiga-esque music right in your web browser. Or just listen to the music that others have created, which is what I did, as song-writing is very difficult and I have no ear for it.
Soundblaster Audigy on Linux 2023 Aug 9
Thanks to the anonymous reviewer commenting back in the web's middle ages of 2008, I was able to figure out why even though my Linux Mint system clearly detected and installed my new SoundBlaster Audigy SB1550 internal card, there was no audio coming out. To anyone facing a similar situation, here's the meat of the puzzle, blatantly copy/pasted from the referenced link:

So, for those using the ANALOG output, open a terminal window and type 'alsamixer'. Use the right arrow to move all the way to the 'Audigy Analog/Digital Output Jack' (keep an eye on the Item value in the top left of the window). Now, hit the 'M' key to toggle the value between On and Off. This switches the digital output on and off. Since I was using the Analog output, I needed to have this OFF so I could listen to stuff. Worked like a charm!
Google Web Fonts Typographic Project 2023 Aug 6
Not sure how I've neglected to link this website before – it is one of my favorite sources of inspiration when making web pages or other things. I fumble my way through design only emulating palely those who do great work.
Ocean heat record broken, with grim implications for the planet 2023 Aug 5
Good news!
The oceans have hit their hottest ever recorded temperature as they soak up warmth from climate change, with dire implications for our planet's health.
Decrease Virtualbox .vdi size by compressing it 2023 Aug 5
Straightforward instructions on how to shrink a .vdi file (virtual disk image, used in a Oracle VirtualBox among others) was confusingly hard to find, with many over-complicated red herrings along the way. Here is a short microblog with the only necessary steps.
Unfuckable Hate Nerds 2023 Aug 3
Maybe what incels need isn't derision, but compassion?
Santa Claus Bank Robbery 2023 Jul 30
The synopsis of this 1930s shootout between cops and robbers includes too many fanciful details for me to quite believe all of it as it's been recorded on Wikipedia, but it does make for a fantastic story, one I could easily visualize being turned into a movie film.
Kevin Mitnick dead at 59 2023 Jul 21
I supposed that every profession has its celebrities. The thing with my profession of IT, though, is that our celebrities tend to often be as infamous as famous. Kevin Mitnick is a prime example – hacking his way into telecom systems and then subsequently pinned by government prosecutors as a scapegoat for society's growing fear of life dominated by poorly-secured corporate and government systems. Fortunately, his reputation remained intact and his life recovered. Unfortunately, he just died of Pancreatic cancer at the far-too-young age of 59. This piece in Time offers a very fair depiction of his life.
87% Missing: the Disappearance of Classic Video Games 2023 Jul 10
Unlike movies, books, audio recordings, and pretty much everything else, video games once they pass from publication are no longer easy to experience. This places the vast majority video games ever made out of reach of almost everyone. As video games are undeniably a part of our culture, this blindness to the past damages us and should be corrected.
Admiral Cloudberg 2023 Jul 4
I was lucky enough to have somehow stumbled across Admiral Cloudberg's fascinating and detailed write-ups of aviation disasters back in her early days. I drifted away at some point, but recently saw a new post linked on Hacker News, and much to my delight was pleased to see that not only is she still going, but her posts are stronger than ever. Congratulations!
Turning my Passion/Hobby into a Business Made Me Hate It 2023 Jul 4
I have made a career out of my fascination with the pragmatic side of technology's utility and capabilities. I have deliberately not made a career out of photography, or anything else I love. I feel like I'm doing ok. But I abhor hustle culture nonetheless.
The Ellison Dispute 2023 Jul 1
Did James Cameron rip off a Harlan Ellison story when he made Terminator? So claimed Ellison back in 1984 when the movie came out. And considering that Ellison didn't just get paid, but also got his name added to the credits, it'd seem that the lawyers agreed with him. But did Cameron really rip off Ellison? Or did the famously litigious Ellison just outmaneuver a young, naive, newly successful filmmaker?
The Secret History And Strange Future Of Charisma 2023 Jun 29
Grifters, conmen, and cult leaders are fascinating in how they are able to bring people into their orbit and convince them to do things against their own best interests. This long article talks about the nearly-undefinable term "charisma" and how it is, and has been, understood throughout time.
How to Run an Event That Doesn't Suck 2023 Jun 26
A quick, off-the-cuff rundown of how to run a short, useful event/panel/conference/whatever, written by someone with a bevy of very pertinent, very specific advice.
This desolate English path has killed more than 100 people 2023 Jun 26
The Broomway is a public path in England that's over 600 years old and lies 440 yards off-shore. Accessible only during low tides, a travel writer visits The Broomway in this article and talks about the reality of transiting a byway that may very well sweep you out to sea.
Infinite Mac 2023 Jun 22
What if MacOS 9?
Blond vs. Blonde: What's The Difference? 2023 Jun 22
Is English a gendered language? It certainly used to be, but maybe there's more vestigial bits of unnecessary gender left buried in our language than at first appears. This article from 2019 discusses one of the more subtle instances, and the trends leaving these differences to the past.
Building Your Color Palette 2023 Jun 20
I appreciate this article's refreshing take on building a color palette for a project, putting to words the vague sense of dissatisfaction I have when using one of those automatic palette generator tools. While I lacked the design sensibilities to put to words the issue, here it is spelled out plain as day, and even with a solution proffered!
web pages of tilde town 2023 Jun 16
Here lies hundreds of small personal webpages made by the users of this ssh terminal-based online community. This gives me strong 'old web' vibes and I love it.
Mulafossur by Zeb Andrews 2023 Jun 15
The Faroe Islands fascinate me with their beauty and isolation, but they remain someplace I have not yet had time to visit. In the meantime, photographer Zeb Andrews brings them to us in all their stunning magnificence in this photo set on Flickr, complete with full descriptions of what it's like to actually be there, on the Faroes.
Bash.org Quote Database 2023 Jun 14
Back in IRC's heyday, when someone did a funny, the thing to do was to copy/paste the conversation log onto bash.org, where people would vote for the funniest exchanges. And not only is bash.org still there, unchanged from way back when, but so are the top-voted quotes. Read them to revisit the late-90s and all of it's hilarious misogynist racist homophobic banter.
ASCII by Jason Scott 2023 Jun 14
Since the ancient days of the web, Jason Scott's blog is always fascinating. And it looks like he's in no danger of slowing down. I could link you to a specific post, but I don't need to – they're all good.
Roll or Don't 2023 Jun 7
Another simple browser-based game, this one a game of chance and chicken based on rolling dice. Can you find a strategy for success?
Sedecordle 2023 Jun 5
Wordle, but with 16 simultaneous words and 21 tries. Not as hard as it at first seems, once you get the hang of it. I like to start with the words "IMAGE" and "PROUD", although any two five-letter words with completely different letters are a strong start.
Bubble Science 101 Bubble Solution Recipe 2023 Jun 3
Making bubbles from soapy water not cutting it? Come the bubble scientists and their recipe for the best bubble solution you will ever try.
Battleships 2023 Jun 1
This is a fun "mindless" puzzle game you can play right in your browser, a interesting diversion during what the author claims to be podcasts, but which we really know to be conference calls.
Lorem Ipsum 2023 Jun 1
One of my most visited websites since... forever. I may be an absolute amateur when it comes to graphic design and website layout, but by golly if I'm not going to use some authentic lorem ipsum in my mockups to astound (and sometimes confuse) my audience.
Infinite Games 2023 May 31
What's yet another article about 'living your life for the journey and not the destination' doing linked here? Well, this one I found particularly insightful and direct, and resonated with me as both maybe something I'm hopefully already doing, or at least an aspiration of a way to be. Even if I shudder to learn that the author is some 25yo influencer.
The Opposite of Faith 2023 May 28
Sometimes the most troubling portions of the scripture are the most revealing to analyze. In this post on the Reform Judaism Torah study blog, the author gives an particularly insightful analysis of the 'problematic' practice of sotah – a trial by ordeal for a woman suspected of infidelity.
MyHouse.WAD - Inside Doom's Most Terrifying Mod 2023 May 20
Every once in a while, video games are able to transcend into something far more than their reputation would ever predict. This video documents one such case, found in especially unlikely place – a mod for a 30-year-old first person shooter, Doom.
From A-List Celebrity to Degenerate YouTube Streamer 2023 May 16
I'm not usually one for keeping to celebrity gossip, but Andy Dick's (rightful) fall from grace has been so brutal, it's to the point where you actually might feel a glimmer of pity for him. He has live-streamed not just his own surrender to addiction and abandonment by his one-time friends, but also his kidnapping, repeatedly being assaulted and assaulting others, exploitation, and absolute failure. This is a 45 minute summary of the low-lights.
Embrace the Failure 2023 May 15
Fear of failure, in its myriad forms, leads to a repetition of what you (and others) know you are good at, in order to avoid failure. Professional success reinforces the tendency to do what you are good at and not to risk failure, and gradually anything that may have been interesting in the initial work, idea or dream has been squeezed out.
Israel 75 eCards 2023 May 14
On May 14, 1948 in the late afternoon the new Jewish state was proclaimed in Tel Aviv. A few hours later the British Mandate ended at midnight and just eleven minutes later the new State of Israel was formally recognized by the United States – at 6:11 pm in Washington, DC.
Banco de Gaia: Farewell Ferengistan 2023 May 6
This is a Banco de Gaia album review of their 2006 release written at that time, and it's harsh. But it approaches BdG's catalog from the point-of-view of a fan since their first release. I was not, I only came to appreciate BdG later on, well past the peak of the band's fame, and so while I don't disagree with the review, my take-away is different. Yet, I find this review fascinating, because it talks about a musician's inevitable fade from relevancy on each of their successive, post-peak releases, which is a phenomenon I've been pondering a lot lately as all my favorite bands from my youth age in their own way.
Credenda 2023 May 5
This tab has been open on my phone for months and I no longer remember how I got here or why it's open. But I find the text interesting and the site worthy of not losing track of.
eboy 2023 May 5
A fantastic and growing collection of isometric pixel art.
East Bay Hill People 2023 May 4
The site description says it best: "Explore the East Bay Hills of the San Francisco Bay Area and discover a world inhabited by our local Native Americans for over 10,000 years. Many sites are virtually untouched since missionization, manslaughter and European diseases drove these people from their ancestral homelands just over 200 years ago. Respect their history."
Fairyism 2023 May 4
A photography portfolio. "There is no theme, there are no rules, there is just light, shadow and color."
EYECANDY 2023 May 2
In their words
The visual technique library for visual technique lovers. Enjoy. Learn. Don't gatekeep.
But that's just an excuse, it's worth it for the eyecandy alone.
DrawBeats 2023 Apr 30
A fully web-based beat synthesizer that's so easy even I can use it!
Eleventy-one 2023 Apr 26
Was Bilbo Baggins just being clever when he so described his 111th birthday as his "eleventy-first"? JRR Tolkien was too much an etymologist for me to believe there was nothing more there, and turns out my suspicion is correct.
Japan has millions of empty houses 2023 Apr 26
This is going around the wire services lately, but underneath the journalistic crap is a fascinating insight into Japanese culture and how it intersects with Western. "Many Japanese don’t like used homes," it says!
The Developing World Thinks Hitler Is Underrated 2023 Apr 22
Hitler and his Nazis are universally known as evil, right? Maybe not:
Across much of the globe, though, openly expressed admiration for the Hitler legacy can be seen as just one more indication of the tenuousness of these social and political values in our modern world.
I'm seeing echoes here in the evolving way Americans regard Christopher Columbus.
Time and the Laundering of History 2023 Apr 22
Why do we villainize Hitler while we lionize Julius Caesar? This article delves into the tricky topic of how popular history's perceptions of conquerors of past can grow divorced from their true carnage.
Space Elevator 2023 Apr 20
I always love a good NEAL.FUN
Moneylike 2023 Apr 20
Another Cory Doctorow article, this one on the origins of money and why cryptocurrency isn't actually money. Maybe a touch too reductionist, but on the flip side, it's easy to understand.
The 'Enshittification' of TikTok 2023 Apr 20
Linked to in the previous article is this fun piece by Cory Doctorow, who I'm not sure if I love or find really annoying, but I at least read what he writes. It's another interesting article about the decline of yet another social media.
Social media is doomed to die 2023 Apr 20
Maybe one day I'll formalize my reasons for pulling away from social media – it was less a philosophical decision and more gut instinct – but in the meantime, I love reading articles from other people lamenting how terrible the entire landscape has grown. Even though I never even considered using SnapChat, here's a fun piece about its slow decline, and how the ecosystem drives these services all the same downward direction.
A Call to Rebellion 2023 Apr 17
This article is subtitled "A New Way of Thinking About Depression, Anxiety & Burnout" and it offers some ideas I haven't heard before. I don't know that I'd recommend taking the ideas all that seriously, but they were an interesting thought experiment to me.
Laying Out a Print Book With CSS 2023 Mar 21
A delightful romp through CSS and it's magical world of being mis-applied but emerging triumphant.
Steaming a Good Ham 2023 Mar 20
In which we learn how one can truly translate text into Shakespearean English.
Anti Anti Social Social Club 2023 Mar 16
I'm wary of over-self-reflective navel-gazing, but this essay resonates with me when it decries being 'anti-social' as an identity. The author writes, "It used to be kind of edgy or rebellious to claim antisociality, but ... we're sinking into our comfort zones and padding the walls." And I completely agree.
Bay Area Support for Israel Isn't Unconditional 2023 Mar 15
This article documents the Bay Area Jewish response to Israel's proposed judicial reforms – laws that would allow Knesset to override the Supreme Court's decisions. I am tracking this story closely, the latest sign of a growing divide between American Judaism and Israeli politics. What do we do with a Jewish state which doesn't uphold our Jewish values?
City Symphony No. 1 - Los Angeles 2023 Mar 13
Filmed over the course of a year on rare stormy nights in the LA basin, CITY SYMPHONY NO. 1 - LOS ANGELES combines stunning 6K slow motion imagery with a dense soundscape of rain, police scanners and secretly recorded Angeleno conversations to create a hypnotic new vision of one of the world's most famous cities. Directed, photographed and scored by Mina Rhodes.
The Hollywood Personal Egg Service That Wasn't 2023 Mar 11
I fell for this 'Personal Egg Service' hoax hook, line, and sinker back when it first went around the internet. It's a mark of shame that only now, eight years later, am I realizing I was taken. I'm usually so much the skeptic! Or so I envisioned myself. Maybe I'm more gullible than I realized. Either way, the mental image of a 'scrambled egg' faucet has been firmly lodged in my head ever since, and the real story is a fascinating follow-up to a fascinating hoax.
Aliens: How Burke takes his coffee 2023 Mar 11
I'm always a fan of appreciating the details in a movie I love. But as a quick analysis of how cleverly Burke's subtle villainy was crafted, this is a fun journey back into the universe of the xenomorphs.
Introduction to Microphones 2023 Mar 11
This website is a full catalog of broadcast and production microphones, with detailed explanations of their histories and workings. Check out the Neumann U87 to see the classic model that NPR prefers when creating their crisp, clean sound.
How Best to Use Stable Diffusion 2023 Mar 9
I'm both horrified and fascinated by these "AI" things polluting our world this past year. On the one hand, they represent idea theft on a level never before dealt with by our society, transcending previous norms and expectations around borrowing ideas from other artists. But on the other hand, they give someone like me, a person with little to show for a lifetime's effort of attempting to draw, the ability to make generate new, bespoke illustrations. So love them or hate them, it's worthwhile to learn them, to better understand what these pseudo-AIs can and cannot do.
I don't want to log in to your website 2023 Mar 7
The Verge has published yet another quick hit piece chronically new and exciting ways in which the web is getting worse to use. The whole venture is maybe a touch ironic, considering the source.
Midjourney: Ancient Egypt with Cyberpunk 2023 Mar 7
Love it or hate it, Midjourney and similar neural network have been churning out some amazing images. This gallery of photo-realistic illustrations shows off the generative capabilities to an extreme I've never before seen.
Gradient Colors Collection Palette 2023 Mar 7
A nifty collection of pre-made HTML/CSS color gradients, for adding that little splash of brightness to your design.
LED Matrix NHL Scoreboard 2023 Mar 7
How to create a bright and colorful scoreboard with a Raspberry Pi. It only took him five years.
Barely Maps 2023 Mar 7
For the unusual map connoisseur in us all.
Emoji Kitchen 2023 Mar 7
Combining two emoji into a new hybrid is more fun than it has any right to be.